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mroctober
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you mean where I left out the W? that was a mistake
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:07 pm |
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Quote: Nobody is interested in stalking me now.
Have you expressed an interest in having a stalker on the online personals ?
Here's how I do it..
"Unemployed, balding, Obese middle-aged male living with mother. Slight body odor problem, how about it girls ?"
It's all in the presentation !
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Chuck2
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:07 pm wrote: Quote: Nobody is interested in stalking me now. Have you expressed an interest in having a stalker on the online personals ? That's a good idea.
How much do they charge these days?
Not that I expect you to know.
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:11 pm |
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Hypothetically if I knew, which site in particular are you inquiring about so I can give you a better idea... (assuming I knew of course)
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:14 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:06 pm wrote: Quote: wouldnt mind if they were hotties but Dayum these heffers need a man and it wasnt gonna me this Boy, so I gave them Steves home phone, and now they can't stand guy's so they're lesbians Charmin, Thanks for not quoting the rest of his paragraph btw .....~  ~.....
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Chuck2
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:33 pm |
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Quote: Re: If you meet a person from here, what wil you do? I will apologize and just go home.
I may buy them a drink as I'm leaving.
Actually, I would buy them a drink for going to the trouble.
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Odie
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:46 pm |
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That's funny! I was just thinking I'd have to apologize a lot too depending on who it was and just how much nonsense I babbled in the forums.
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Chuck2
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:46 pm |
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Odie @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:46 pm wrote: That's funny! I was just thinking I'd have to apologize a lot too depending on who it was and just how much nonsense I babbled in the forums. Exactly!
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:57 pm |
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Yeah, I guess it depends on just who it is that I met from here.
*There's a few I imagine I'd be tempted to slap.
*Alot I'd probably..... just hug 'em. (I always was a huggie type person, blame it
on coming from a large family I guess-??-I dunno)
*There's even a couple I'd ask to check the oil in my truck, so I could drop it in
drive and say "Oh my gosh, officer, I didn't know they were there, honest"
*And there's one person, I think I'd slap, then probably literally wrap myself around
them. LOL That'd be my guess, but who knows.
* (<<<borrowed from Steven but sparkled up a bit)
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Odie
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:01 pm |
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"*And there's one person, I think I'd slap, then probably literally wrap myself around
them. That'd be my guess, but who knows. "
I know what you mean. Karyoker has that effect on me too! 
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:04 pm |
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Odie @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:01 pm wrote: "*And there's one person, I think I'd slap, then probably literally wrap myself around them. That'd be my guess, but who knows. " I know what you mean. Karyoker has that effect on me too! 
He's gonna kick your buttsky for that!!
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:17 pm |
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AtM @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:06 pm wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm wrote: There are psycho's of both genders. Many forget that. I have a few stories, but they'd get quickly removed from here... as would I.. Women stalk too. I was stalked years ago. I don't miss it even though my stalker wasn't too extreme. Nobody is interested in stalking me now. I'm just not built like I used to be. I offer stalking services by the hour/day/week.....I also perform capture, kidnap and restraint if desired, but like I stated to others here, double pepperoni and toppings are extra. ....If you elect the capture, kidnap, restraint routine, then you must have your own ride home afterwards....all services are charged IAW the flat rate manual.....I also have a no refund policy.
Now, may I help you, or are you just window shopping?  LMAO :worship:
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:32 pm |
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Keith,
I had this idea back when I was active on my America Online account... I thought about having a "Will follow you into chatroom of your choice, and laugh hysterically at your comments and jokes" service... For about $100 a month, I'd use any one of my different SN's, and pretend some dry fool is hilarious, and  him constantly... Oh yeah, the $100 rate is just 15 minutes evenings everyday for the month. Different programs offer different time schedules.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:23 pm |
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AtM @ June 23rd 2006, 17:06 wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm wrote: There are psycho's of both genders. Many forget that. I have a few stories, but they'd get quickly removed from here... as would I.. Women stalk too. I was stalked years ago. I don't miss it even though my stalker wasn't too extreme. Nobody is interested in stalking me now. I'm just not built like I used to be. You sound almost sad about that. Do you need a sympathy stalking??? :hug: _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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Sinnamon
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no vocals @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:05 pm wrote:
that having been said, i can't go into detail with what i'd do to sharon, crystal, charmin, gigi, if they weren't married, babs, 10cgirl, sinnamon, (hopefully i got everyone) but it would involve lots of heavy breathing.....i mean, you have to breath just right to sing long songs, right?
Yep....sure sure...lots of nice DEEP breaths...  LOL _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:08 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:32 pm wrote: Keith, I had this idea back when I was active on my America Online account... I thought about having a "Will follow you into chatroom of your choice, and laugh hysterically at your comments and jokes" service... For about $100 a month, I'd use any one of my different SN's, and pretend some dry fool is hilarious, and him constantly... Oh yeah, the $100 rate is just 15 minutes evenings everyday for the month. Different programs offer different time schedules. Steven...you've been doing that for me for months.....Is the meter running?
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Sheree
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:28 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:32 pm wrote: Keith, I had this idea back when I was active on my America Online account... I thought about having a "Will follow you into chatroom of your choice, and laugh hysterically at your comments and jokes" service... For about $100 a month, I'd use any one of my different SN's, and pretend some dry fool is hilarious, and him constantly... Oh yeah, the $100 rate is just 15 minutes evenings everyday for the month. Different programs offer different time schedules. That is HILARIOUS Steven! LOL
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Keith02
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Sheree @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:28 pm wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:32 pm wrote: Keith, I had this idea back when I was active on my America Online account... I thought about having a "Will follow you into chatroom of your choice, and laugh hysterically at your comments and jokes" service... For about $100 a month, I'd use any one of my different SN's, and pretend some dry fool is hilarious, and him constantly... Oh yeah, the $100 rate is just 15 minutes evenings everyday for the month. Different programs offer different time schedules. That is HILARIOUS Steven! LOL Good God Girl, I like that new avatar!
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Chuck2
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fierynette @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:23 pm wrote: AtM @ June 23rd 2006, 17:06 wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm wrote: There are psycho's of both genders. Many forget that. I have a few stories, but they'd get quickly removed from here... as would I.. Women stalk too. I was stalked years ago. I don't miss it even though my stalker wasn't too extreme. Nobody is interested in stalking me now. I'm just not built like I used to be. You sound almost sad about that. Do you need a sympathy stalking??? :hug: That's sweet. I'll be fine but thanks.
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fiery
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I WASN'T OFFERING LMAO _________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
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