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well ya got that right....i had to not tell him 3 times and he still didn't get it....

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I might choose firing squad too. Much of the I.V. ingredients contain substances that cause me to go into...

Well, they cause me problems. I found this out the hard way very recently.

First thing's first.  I need to find out what I want. If anyone has a clue, please PM me.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I think it's entirely possible that we are all that dumb.  I always figured that women do know what they want.  I have just been lousy at figuring out what it was.  I've never been good at guessing games and when it comes to relationships I don't like games period.

This is a joke I heard a while back that, although it's an unfair generalization, contains an element of truth:

Do you know the difference between a lover, a mistress,and a wife?

A lover says, "I wish we could do that again."

A mistress says, "I wish we could do that all night."

A wife says, "Beige.  I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."

When I tell that joke to men they laugh uproariously.  When I tell it to women they invariably say, "Who would paint a ceiling beige?"

If a guy wants to know whether she's in the mood ro not why can't he just ask.  But if he does chances are he'll get the answer to a different question like "Beige . . ."  This is so confusing.  I'll bet Milo's going to tell me that "Beige . . ." is the hint.  It means "Not tonight buster."  Well why can't she just say that?

May I suggest that if you just have to hint, that you accompany that hint with a whack across our foreheads with a 2 X 4.  It'll be sort of a signal; "Wake up!  Incoming hint, pay attention!".

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

I try the seduction approach to find out if she's in the mood. Set the mood, do the whole nine yards, candles, dinner, and don't touch just look and see if the eyes give her away. Listen to the tone of her voice etc. If it doesn't work that night it will help for the next time when you try again.

I find that just doing this occassionally keeps me from having to ask all-together. A lot of times I end-up getting jumped.

Sorry Steven, for me it's instinctive....

Larry, you gotta keep it simple....Never, never start chasing your tail when it comes to women...It makes you dizzy and it looks stupid....Instead, teach them to watch you and wonder what you want/mean by your expressions/actions.

Here's what I do...If I come home hungry and the stove is cold and she is sitting on her butt, I change clothes and take myself out to dinner....If she complains when I get home, I say "I was hungry, so I went out to eat."....Same thing goes for sex....Pretty soon she is the one trying to read my thoughts and please me....and it never fails-once I'm pleased, she feels secure.

Keep it simple....Never show them you are anything more than basic instincts.

We really do live in VERY different area's Keith  


Around here,  that'll get you a few hours of fun,but after that homeless, with a restraining order placed against you ..



Of course down where you are.   I'd have to get a restraining order placed on my sorry butt,  to keep certain guy's off of it,   Around here the bumper sticker on my right buttock...  "Warning,  I break for unicorns" works fine

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Mine says "EXIT ONLY"

There have been studies done very recently that finds that the stereotype of a cheating man is just that. They went on to say that these days women are more likely to cheat. I could be wrong but I think I heard it on Good Morning America.

I will look to see if I can find some of these studies.

Law's  in Ct are alot stricter.   When I got a letter in the mail from DMV insisting I have my emission's checked.  I got rid of that bumper sticker !


(dang,  I'm slow today, hehe,  Can't think straight for some reason....Probably PMS)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

  now see, you're just proving my point about how dense men are.....you honestly think we don't have our own takeout menus?  

Hon, I used to deliver pizza as a side job...now that you mention it, you look familar

ohhhhh....i knew i'd seen you before....hey, i really am sorry for laughing at your....errrr....ummmm....well geez, i ordered large, what can i say?  

You get what you pay for....Next time, tip better........Smootch!  LMAO

Oh man, this is good stuff.

Yeah,....I'm starting to like this gal....she's not only good lookin, she's got a good sense of humor.

But in all honesty, if they want extra pepperoni, they gotta pay for it.

hey great idea there larry!  thanks for the tip, i'll let you know how it goes...  ;)