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Charmin_Gibson
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Odie @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:34 pm wrote: Are you sure you're not just passing out from low blood sugar?
Odie, I oughta whup you. :whistle:
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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:28 pm wrote: Hmmmm....... I guess either~or, maybe a combo of both.
If you want to know the truth, I prefer to be kissed in a way that I don't think about little things like what my eyes are doing...
.....and then they will close because I'm kinda-slipping away, and my knees will buckle, and my hand will automatically curl into his hair behind his head, and....... nevermind.
You get the picture. :D
Who cares about eyes when you're being kissed like that. :D
hehehehehe..........oh, did i actually post this? darn.. i was just thinking about something....something else. not kissing. it was, ummm.....definitely not kissing _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Sinnamon
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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:42 pm wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:33 pm wrote: Practice alone with the Camcorder ! Just make sure you don't show the movies by accident at Thanksgiving get togethers You know what? I think all young girls actually DO practice up for kissing. I know I did. (no, not with a camcorder- good idea though Steven) Mirrors and things like that is what young girls use. LOL So imagine my surprise when first kissed by a boy, it was much nicer than I had imagined. LOL My best friend growing up, Lisa was her name, she was 8 months younger than me- and way more protected and naive than I was. At age 13, she had never been french kissed by a boy. She wanted me- in fact, begged me- to make out with her stuffed animal, just so she could watch how I did it. LOL  Finally, in exasperation, I just kissed HER..... so she'd shut up about learning to kiss. If our parents ever knew that, they'd have seperated us for sure. :shock: I've done the mirror thing!!!!!
And phew...did it just get hot in here?  _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: At age 13, she had never been french kissed by a boy.
13 ? I was 19 :( I knew I was screwed when I stopped getting Cootie shots around my 18th birthday but like most 2nd graders I was afraid of getting lead poisoning.
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hey, sinn! i've never really thought to check whether my eyes are open or closed....care to let me find out?  _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Sinnamon
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:47 pm wrote: Quote: At age 13, she had never been french kissed by a boy. 13 ? I was 19 :( I knew I was screwed when I stopped getting Cootie shots around my 18th birthday but like most 2nd graders I was afraid of getting lead poisoning. Cootie shots toooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LMAO _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Sinnamon
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no vocals @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:48 pm wrote: hey, sinn! i've never really thought to check whether my eyes are open or closed....care to let me find out?  :wink: _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Steven Kaplan
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Do what I do, go to the local pet shop, get a fish tank... get the thing home, and paint yourself pink just like your new mate, pucker up, and stick your lips on the glass... If the Gourami slip's you tongue, you accidently bought the wrong species animal, and don't know the difference between an eft newt, wire mesh cage, and a fish and fish tank. In that case, you shouldn't be doing stuff with your mouth yet.
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Sinnamon
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:51 pm wrote: Do what I do, go to the local pet shop, get a fish tank... get the thing home, and paint yourself pink just like your new mate, pucker up, and stick your lips on the glass... If the Gourami slip's you tongue, you accidently bought the wrong species animal, and don't know the difference between an eft newt, wire mesh cage, and a fish and fish tank. In that case, you shouldn't be doing stuff with your mouth yet.
 Kappy you're killin meeeeeee LMAO
I'm gonna take the 5th on that last sentence...  LMAO _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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I keep one open just to make sure she's not replaced by Kappy in a quick switch
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Odie
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Dang, I may have to open a fifth because of that last sentence!  Man, my script writer is nasty today! He's gone if he doesn't straighten up his act by tomorrow. :shock:
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: Finally, in exasperation, I just kissed HER..... so she'd shut up about learning to kiss. If our parents ever knew that, they'd have seperated us for sure.
Oh, I thought this story was going to have one of those "Happily ever after" type endings. Sort've like, "I kissed her, and she's been a lesbian ever since, and is a regular on the Howard Stern show, and is also a successful direct seller of Melaleuca products."
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: I keep one open just to make sure she's not replaced by Kappy in a quick switch
Be honest, is it the moustache ?
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Charmin_Gibson
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:01 pm wrote: Quote: Finally, in exasperation, I just kissed HER..... so she'd shut up about learning to kiss. If our parents ever knew that, they'd have seperated us for sure. Oh, I thought this story was going to have one of those "Happily ever after" type endings. Sort've like, "I kissed her, and she's been a lesbian ever since is a regular on the Howard Stern show, and is a successful direct seller of Melaleuca products."
Sorry, nope. She's been married and divorced twice. (last count I had anyhow, I haven't seen her in about 5 years......) But she'd never be lesbian. Bi? Maybe, but never strictly lesbain, haha, not Lisa. Couple years after I introduced her to the french kiss, , her and my brother were a hot item for a while. And she is a sky dive instructor in Arizona, not a Howard Stern regular. Though, she coulda been in movies, she's gorgeous. ( I mean, dead gorgeous)
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BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:42 pm wrote: Finally, in exasperation, I just kissed HER.....
ok, i'm back.. had to go take a cold shower! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Quote: Couple years after I introduced her to the french kiss, , her and my brother were a hot item for a while.
Yep, First it's kissing, then they want to see the Eiffel Tower. Very dangerous, start small, and it leads to harder stuff
BRB, I have to go castigate my fingers !
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steven!!!!!!! this is suppose to be a clean forum! none of that filthy talk! honestly, where DO you learn such words!?
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no vocals @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:14 pm wrote: BlueStainedShoes @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:42 pm wrote: Finally, in exasperation, I just kissed HER..... ok, i'm back.. had to go take a cold shower! Now how did I know that sentence would have this effect on you fellas?  LOL _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:02 pm wrote: Quote: Couple years after I introduced her to the french kiss, , her and my brother were a hot item for a while. Yep, First it's kissing, then they want to see the Eiffel Tower. Very dangerous, start small, and it leads to harder stuff BRB, I have to go castigate my fingers ! hehehehe...I'd be lyin if I said I didn't think this thread would take a naughty turn  :reddevil: _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Odie @ Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:01 pm wrote: Dang, I may have to open a fifth because of that last sentence! Man, my script writer is nasty today! He's gone if he doesn't straighten up his act by tomorrow. :shock: *giggle* Suuurrrreeeee Odie :wink: LOL _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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