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Crystal
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SaturdaySinger @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Plus, I officially retired from my professional stripping career a while ago.
so does that mean you still do PERSONAL strip shows?  _________________ 
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Steven Kaplan
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I'm thinking of becoming a stripper, but first I have to wait for a surge of energy so I can get my fat &*^ off the computer chair, move my stomach out've the way, and see if there's anything still down there :( btw does alka seltzer still come in those elongated bottles ?
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Texas Gigi
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ryan, what DID you guys do after you left denny's? i just got a visual image of you dancin' on a bed in a hotel room with a charming shade of lipstick smeared all over your face.
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Chuck2
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Steven Kaplan @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:48 pm wrote: btw does alka seltzer still come in those elongated bottles ? oops, I went too far and had to clean it up. I had suggested quarters instead because they are heavier...
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SaturdaySinger
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Texas Gigi @ Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:06 pm wrote: ryan, what DID you guys do after you left denny's? i just got a visual image of you dancin' on a bed in a hotel room with a charming shade of lipstick smeared all over your face. I didn't do any dancin' in Ft. Worth. I promise. At least not that I remember! Crystal @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:05 pm wrote: SaturdaySinger @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Plus, I officially retired from my professional stripping career a while ago. so does that mean you still do PERSONAL strip shows? Only for a few special ladies 
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Chuck2
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SaturdaySinger @ Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:47 am wrote: Crystal @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:05 pm wrote: SaturdaySinger @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Plus, I officially retired from my professional stripping career a while ago. so does that mean you still do PERSONAL strip shows? Only for a few special ladies That's not true and you know it. He had cards made up for his personal strip show. He was handing them out at Denny's.
His business is not going well either because now he offers events such as weddings and bar mitzvahs. He has even started offering catering.
Poor guy, he should just hang it up.
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Crystal
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:42 am |
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SaturdaySinger @ Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:47 am wrote: Crystal @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:05 pm wrote: SaturdaySinger @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Plus, I officially retired from my professional stripping career a while ago. so does that mean you still do PERSONAL strip shows? Only for a few special ladies aww crap! Do they have to be from Texas? Cuz I could pretend! I'll git rid of mah Canadian accent and practice mah good ole sUthern accent..... pull on sum cowboy boots n a hat and say stuff like "git 'er done"
I'd be worth it if I get a table dance! _________________
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SaturdaySinger
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Crystal @ Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:42 pm wrote: SaturdaySinger @ Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:47 am wrote: Crystal @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:05 pm wrote: SaturdaySinger @ Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:52 pm wrote: Plus, I officially retired from my professional stripping career a while ago. so does that mean you still do PERSONAL strip shows? Only for a few special ladies aww crap! Do they have to be from Texas? Cuz I could pretend! I'll git rid of mah Canadian accent and practice mah good ole sUthern accent..... pull on sum cowboy boots n a hat and say stuff like "git 'er done" I'd be worth it if I get a table dance! They don't have to be from texas. In fact, it'd probably be better if thy weren't from texas. Then I'd know I'd never see them again. You know, in case they :puke: :jk:
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all i know is he didn't get back to the hotel room until about 3am.....hmmmm  wonder what could he have been doing!? i heard he was on te bed with dafve, but that doesn't make any sense.
and XXXtal, well, i guess i shouldn't say anything. nevermind! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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