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I was just checking!.....I don't want a gal who is attracted to my other girlfriends, that's all. She can leave me for the pool guy, but NOT my girlfriend!

I always wondered how a guy would feel if his woman would
leave him for another woman. Do you get as if it is a girl and
not a guy?

My friends bother married 2 women that left him for women.
What are the chances of that. He has to wonder if he is turning them into
lesbians.  LMAO

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People are always asking - are you attracted to looks or personality
I swear for me it is a mans voice. All my boyfriends have had deep
voices. Hubba Hubba

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Too funnyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

The poor guy...bet he's feeling a bit *ahem* unsure of himself

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You don't understand...if your woman leaves you for your girlfriend, you can't go snuggle with your girlfriend anylonger.....Who cares if she leaves you for the pool guy cause you ain't gonna snuggle with the pool guy, but for her to take your girlfriend really hurts.

Well for me it's personality...I'm mean sure a guy has to be attractive to me physically as well...but personality is what nails it!  I don't care how good looking a guy is...if he's a jerk or just plain no fun to be with I wouldn't give him the time of day.  I mean what will he look like in 10 years?  Probably have a beer gut and more hair coming out of his nose than he has on top of his head...then what???  

Nah I'll take a sweet guy with a great sense of humor that I can spend hours talking to any day!!!

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PMSL!!!!!!  

*giggle*  There's no hope for you Keith!!!    :wink:

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I'm lots of fun...but I can't be trusted....do I still have a chance?

Babs, so why does a guy need a deep voice to whisper lies in your ear?...a whisper has no tone....

 LMAO Well at least you're honest!!!!!!!

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I am sitting here in wonderment and awe at how far this thread has drifted from the "drink of choice theme".  I can't say that it has degenerated into the Jerry Springer realm but it might be headed in that direction.  In fact when the discussion turned to girlfriends leaving their boyfriends for another woman I expected old' Jer to chime right in and invite y'all on his show.

I have to say right off that I have no quarrel with lesbians.  I guess it's because I am one.  Both your female and your male lesbians have one thing in common—they both like girls!

I'll admit to being a bit put-out that despite my support of lesbianism as far as the liking girls thing is concerned I've never been invited to march in their parades or participate in their meetings or other shindigs.  

By the way, I may be showing my age but when did the word "gay" stop meaning merely cheerful and light hearted and take on the meaning it has today?  I have to say that most of those people, on both sides of the gender fence, seem a long way from being cheerful and lighthearted.

Keith,

After having read your posts here I think that it may be time to invite you to join me and my partner in our own little charity.  We like to call it the "Looking Back Home for Wayward Girls".

Some time back we began to notice that there aren't nearly as many wayward girls out there as there used to be.  And we think that's a shame.  I think maybe they were stigmatized by Gloria Steinem or something.  Anyway there's a shortage.

We established our Home for Wayward Girls to encourage the wayward life and to provide support to those poor unfortunates who are recently wayward or who have discovered waywardness accidentally.

We don't solicit funds.  What we are soliciting is for wayward girls.  In fact the shortage has grown so acute that we have waived our waywardness qualification test.  In fact you don't actually have to be wayward to receive our help.  If you think you might be wayward or if you believe you may have an interest in becoming wayward and just want more information we can help.  Plus, to be a wayward girl you can actually be some distance from the time that the term "girl" was last applied to you.  There is no age limit.

I don't suppose the other lesbians are going to give us too much help on this so, Keith, you may be our only hope (forgive me for paraphrasing Princess Leia).

Larry

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Larry.....I personally think you and Keith would make a GREAT team

Tooooooooooo funny!!!!!

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Now I could be wrong, but I'm sensing an upcoming onslaught of unsavory, distasteful posts.  Hang on, this may be a bumpy ride.  

Unsavory, distasteful posts?!?

Can't wait to read 'em!!!!

*giggle*

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Larry, it's funny how men think alike.....All thru history men have somehow paralleled each other in ideas and discoveries....Even when separated by great distances and with no means of communication, men eons ago discovered that women were designed to be a beast of burden and subserviant to men.

So it should come as no surprize to you that I already have a home for wayward girls.....We call it 'Yodaddy's Place'.....I converted my home into a sort of institution for them....It has a dance pole, mirrors, disco lights and killer sound system...And of course a full kitchen.....

I feel that not only should they learn to be skilled pole dancers, but that they also learn to cook and clean properly....And they also learn to muck out the horse barn and haul feed and hay.

Altho your idea isn't original, I commend you for your efforts....I think it's time all men who work to promote a fresh population of wayward women form an organization....We could have local chapters all over the world...And have conventions where we share ideas and show off our best wayward graduates.

Wadda ya think?

*sniff sniff*

If my nose is not deceiving me...I believe I detect a distinctly porcine odor in this thread now....peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

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Looking up the word "porcine".  Hey, not everybody uses them college words out here in Canby.     Well, at least I don't.  :(

Oh that porcine!  There are quite a few porcinus creatures out here.

Girl, it's ok to say Porkers here, you don't have to use Porcine.

Yes, fersure there are way too many porkers out there...That's why my course of instruction also includes a rather indepth segment on cooking and diet.

Why you little.......

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Don't forget the song that says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." I heard it's great for burnin' calories.