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Singing Squid
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Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:04 am wrote: oh nothing serious...... just changin' into my superwoman costume.... ]
Now, THAT I'd like to see!! 
EDIT: AND you just got #1600!!! WOOHOOO!!!
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If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames.
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Crystal
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Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am wrote: If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames.
I could think of a better place to smear chocolate  _________________ 
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Singing Squid
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Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:07 pm wrote: Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am wrote: If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames. I could think of a better place to smear chocolate So can I...are you thinking what I'm thinking????  
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Crystal
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Singing Squid @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 am wrote: Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:07 pm wrote: Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am wrote: If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames. I could think of a better place to smear chocolate So can I...are you thinking what I'm thinking???? I reckon I am _________________
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Singing Squid
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Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:09 pm wrote: Singing Squid @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 am wrote: Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:07 pm wrote: Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am wrote: If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames. I could think of a better place to smear chocolate So can I...are you thinking what I'm thinking???? I reckon I am Something along the lines of a chocolate-covered star maybe?
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Crystal
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OHHH DAVE!!! You're TOO much!
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Quote: Singing Squid @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:17 pm
Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:09 pm wrote:
Singing Squid @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 am wrote:
Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:07 pm wrote:
Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:06 am wrote:
If I'm ever single again I'll have to try singing karaoke with chocolate on my face. Then I'll get the dames.
I could think of a better place to smear chocolate
So can I...are you thinking what I'm thinking????
I reckon I am
Something along the lines of a chocolate-covered star maybe?
I'll try the chocolate your way but no one will ever see it.
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Singing Squid
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Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:19 pm wrote: :rotflmao:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! OHHH DAVE!!! You're TOO much!
Funny...you're not the first woman to ever tell me that!!
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Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:29 am wrote:
I'll try the chocolate your way but no one will ever see it.
NUDE, Chocolate-covered karaoke!!
I think we're on to something! _________________
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Size matters in karaoke now to.
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Crystal @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:30 pm wrote: Aspires to Mediocrity @ Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:29 am wrote:
I'll try the chocolate your way but no one will ever see it.
NUDE, Chocolate-covered karaoke!! I think we're on to something! With pics and video FOR SURE!!
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i really CAN'T believe y'all got into this discussion without me... 
i feel so left out
i even have the good heshey's chocolate sauce.....and a big fondue pot!
i guess i'll just have to find something else to do with the chocolate *sniff* _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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May I inject a note of caution here. The Hershey's chocolate sauce will probably be sufficient for your purposes right out of the container. If you cook it up in your fondue pot you run the risk of painful and potentially disfiguring damage to one or more of your parts that you may value and may want to use again. Please be careful. There are some places you just don't want to have to be rubbing on burn ointment.
By the way, (this is an editorial comment and in no way reflects the views of management, signed Management) you are the first person I've heard of in years who actually owns a fondue pot and is willing to admit that fact in public. You are a brave man!
To the rest of you (and you know who you are!):
As the result of this thread I am considering singing in hopes of picking up someone. I do, however see a potential dilemma on the horizon. Like most guys I'm hoping to attract a drop-dead gorgeous something or other wearing only a pair of Ray-Bans and a smile. What do I do if she turns out to be 5'1", 425 lb, owns a Ford F-250 with a gun rack (that's full), and wrassles grizzly bears for sport? I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm your typical shallow only-one-thing-on-my-mind male (although admit it ladies—you are all hoping for Brad Pitt or [insert favorite boy toy name here]) but I do have standards. They may not be high but they are standards.
Actually I had this happen once. I was playing bass for a classic rock band and this woman (I use the term loosely) made a bet with her equally drunk friend that she could make me screw up the song I was singing. So right in the middle of the song she walked on stage and groped me from behind while I sang and played. I was lucky that despite an arthritic knee I was able to outrun her. Who knows what she might have been planning on doing to me?
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lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:55 am wrote: although admit it ladies—you are all hoping for Brad Pitt or [insert favorite boy toy name here]
Insert him WHERE?!?! LMFAO ohhhhhh HERE... as in "Insert him here in the FORUMS" ok, I was thinking some place TOTALLY different........ ok.... inserting NOW
Aaron Pritchett...... Canadian country artist........ 
but I hafta say.... he looks MUCH better in a cowboy hat _________________
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lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:55 am wrote: no vocals:
May I inject a note of caution here. The Hershey's chocolate sauce will probably be sufficient for your purposes right out of the container. If you cook it up in your fondue pot you run the risk of painful and potentially disfiguring damage to one or more of your parts that you may value and may want to use again. Please be careful. There are some places you just don't want to have to be rubbing on burn ointment.
By the way, (this is an editorial comment and in no way reflects the views of management, signed Management) you are the first person I've heard of in years who actually owns a fondue pot and is willing to admit that fact in public. You are a brave man!
To the rest of you (and you know who you are!):
As the result of this thread I am considering singing in hopes of picking up someone. I do, however see a potential dilemma on the horizon. Like most guys I'm hoping to attract a drop-dead gorgeous something or other wearing only a pair of Ray-Bans and a smile. What do I do if she turns out to be 5'1", 425 lb, owns a Ford F-250 with a gun rack (that's full), and wrassles grizzly bears for sport? I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm your typical shallow only-one-thing-on-my-mind male (although admit it ladies—you are all hoping for Brad Pitt or [insert favorite boy toy name here]) but I do have standards. They may not be high but they are standards.
Actually I had this happen once. I was playing bass for a classic rock band and this woman (I use the term loosely) made a bet with her equally drunk friend that she could make me screw up the song I was singing. So right in the middle of the song she walked on stage and groped me from behind while I sang and played. I was lucky that despite an arthritic knee I was able to outrun her. Who knows what she might have been planning on doing to me?
Larry
Larry you sooooooooooo fit right in on this site!!!! pmsl!!!!  ROFL _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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Crystal @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:59 am wrote: lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:55 am wrote: although admit it ladies—you are all hoping for Brad Pitt or [insert favorite boy toy name here] Insert him WHERE?!?! LMFAO ohhhhhh HERE... as in "Insert him here in the FORUMS" ok, I was thinking some place TOTALLY different........ Don't feel bad Crystal my mind jumped right into the gutter on that one too...lmfao!  :wink: _________________ [glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]
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lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:55 am wrote:
By the way, (this is an editorial comment and in no way reflects the views of management, signed Management) you are the first person I've heard of in years who actually owns a fondue pot and is willing to admit that fact in public. You are a brave man!
yes, i am brave, but the fact remains I LOVE FONDUE! cheese, chocolate, even marshmallow. it's great. of course clean up sucks, but anytime you can dunk anything into something else and then eat it, well that's just heaven! lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:55 am wrote: What do I do if she turns out to be 5'1", 425 lb, owns a Ford F-250 with a gun rack (that's full), and wrassles grizzly bears for sport?
Larry
tell her to give me a call! that's my kinda woman! but only if it's a chevy 3500 with a gooseneck hitch. if she's a ford girl, i can't deal with it! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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I can see I'm going to have to watch what I say and how I say lest my meaning/intentions be correctly interpreted.
Please be gentle with me. I'm just a simple farm boy (originally from Nebraska) who, until he suddenly found himself single again after 32 years, didn't drink (much), smoke, gamble or go out with big city women. I'm not sure how many more life changing experiences I can tolerate.
Larry
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Crystal @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:59 am wrote: lbister @ Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:55 am wrote: although admit it ladies—you are all hoping for Brad Pitt or [insert favorite boy toy name here] Insert him WHERE?!?! LMFAO ohhhhhh HERE... as in "Insert him here in the FORUMS" ok, I was thinking some place TOTALLY different........ ok.... inserting NOW Aaron Pritchett...... Canadian country artist........ but I hafta say.... he looks MUCH better in a cowboy hat damn! i've been replaced by a canadian! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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