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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: Steven - i can't marry you..........it's not saturday!
Is that some type of Sabbath down there ? We haven't even met yet, and you're already allowing antiquated religious differences to come between our marriage date ? Is it another woman ? Tell me NOW !! I need to ponder this because something's not right :shock:
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Quote: something's not right  admitting it is the first step, hon...remember, we're all here for you... 
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Steven Kaplan @ Tue May 09, 2006 7:36 pm wrote: Quote: Steven - i can't marry you..........it's not saturday! Is that some type of Sabbath down there ? We haven't even met yet, and you're already allowing antiquated religious differences to come between our marriage date ? Is it another woman ? Tell me NOW !! I need to ponder this because something's not right :shock: saturday is the only day i allow myself to give in to the whims of marriage. listen! if you can't at least let me have my ONE DAY then this is never going to work! all i ask is for ONE THING and you can't even let me have that! you're so controlling! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE! I'm going to my mothers! you can call me when you grow up!
(actually i am going out for the night so we can continue this fun at a later date  _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:24 pm |
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Quote: something's not right
admitting it is the first step, hon...remember, we're all here for you...  Touche Jeanne now THAT was funny !!! Quote: saturday is the only day i allow myself to give in to the whims of marriage. listen! if you can't at least let me have my ONE DAY then this is never going to work! all i ask is for ONE THING and you can't even let me have that! you're so controlling! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE! I'm going to my mothers! you can call me when you grow up!
The most meaningful and longest lasting relationship I've ever been involved in, and it has to end like this ? 
Well, Besides my other two in here that is. Gosh, Even *I* have lost my identity 
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Isis
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no vocals @ Tue May 09, 2006 7:30 pm wrote: Babs @ Tue May 09, 2006 8:37 am wrote: I didn't even make the list That's okay kappy has a nicer butt that me babs, you didn't make the list because i know you have standards, but i'd be happy to add you! Sharon, y'know i almost put "in no particular order" on that post, because i KNEW someone would get thier feelings hurt.....i just thought it would be steven! as for june......maybe i should leave the wife here in austin? :brows: Steven - i can't marry you..........it's not saturday! Bring the wife...We'll sick Dave on her...  ....She'll have a blast....And when Dave isn't busy with her I can dirty dance with her...We could do a Steve sandmich....
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pflugerville
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 9:17 pm |
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Mmmmmm.....sandwich  _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:53 am |
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Isis @ Tue May 09, 2006 8:24 pm wrote: no vocals @ Tue May 09, 2006 7:30 pm wrote: Babs @ Tue May 09, 2006 8:37 am wrote: I didn't even make the list That's okay kappy has a nicer butt that me babs, you didn't make the list because i know you have standards, but i'd be happy to add you! Sharon, y'know i almost put "in no particular order" on that post, because i KNEW someone would get thier feelings hurt.....i just thought it would be steven! as for june......maybe i should leave the wife here in austin? :brows: Steven - i can't marry you..........it's not saturday! Bring the wife...We'll sick Dave on her... ....She'll have a blast....And when Dave isn't busy with her I can dirty dance with her...We could do a Steve sandmich.... I'm not sure whether to be complimented or insulted At least you said she'd have a blast if you sic me on her! 
And if I'm the "diversion", I better get some of that sandmich action too!! :drool:
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Isis
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:18 am |
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Steven Kaplan @ Mon May 08, 2006 5:00 pm wrote: Quote: steven? Not until you buy me a ring. Either that or Western Union me some money, Send a postal money order, cashier's check, or wait for your personal check to clear (which must also include funds to cover my bank fee for the charges incurred from the first two checks you bounced). OR we get married. I'm not a wanton ho ! I have my standards. It's not like it's the 70's anymore ! Quote: it's not keith you have to worry about, but billy....have you ever seen him in one of his jealous fits? that's why i try to keep my distance from steven....i'd advise you to do the same Is it my phermones ? This happens EVERY mating season. The guy's in KS start locking Antler's for we feminine things. Don't rub it in though, You make me feel like such the princess ! Sometimes I have to pinch myself !! Please somebody slap me, I think I've died and gone to heaven ! <hip thrust>* I was told that you were a male order bride....Isn't that the point....You don't meet before you get married you just do it.... *Stomach fly's into double hung window, and I fall thru glass like Chris Farley Fell thru the wall in SNL skit during Matt Foley scene
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Babs
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:06 am |
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Godd morning everyone- Now where is my coffee and my
groom mail order catalog? Isis will you help me pick out a
groom?
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Babs @ Wed May 10, 2006 7:06 am wrote: Godd morning everyone- Now where is my coffee and my
groom mail order catalog? Isis will you help me pick out a
groom?
Now, what would you do with a mail order groom catalog? Trying to sweep everyone under the rug? Beat people in to submission with the handle? Well, I never. Wait, you said groom, not broom? Nevermind. Go shop your boy toy.... :D _________________
Seize the day and SING!!!
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E.J. McGinley
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:47 am |
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I've only been singing for a short time but during this time I've developed a following I truly love and appreciate. If the KJ skips me once it's his/her fault, if they skip me twice it's my fault. On the second go around I politely leave to sing somewhere else, which means that on some nights KJs have been left with only a couple customers. I wont argue with the KJ about rotation. I just leave. If the KJ continues to skip me in rotation I wont return to his club. I sing four nights a week at a local restaurant. I do all the singing, I found out quick that Iamb not really cut out to be a KJ. I have no idea how KJs' put up with the all the crap they take from some of the idiots that get up to sing.
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:06 am |
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Babs @ Wed May 10, 2006 9:06 am wrote: Godd morning everyone- Now where is my coffee and my
groom mail order catalog? Isis will you help me pick out a
groom?
*running to the other room to see how much it costs to ship self to Chicago from DFW*
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pflugerville
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Singing Squid @ Wed May 10, 2006 12:06 pm wrote: *running to the other room to see how much it costs to ship self to Chicago from DFW* Air Itinerary For Southwest Airlines
Trip
Depart
Date Day Stops Routing Flight Routing Details
Jul 14 Fri N/S DFW-MDW 4956* (DFW) at 6:30 AM
(MDW) at 8:35 AM
Return
Jul 16 Sun N/S MDW-DFW 4965* (MDW) at 9:10 PM
(DFW) at 11:19 PM
Trip Routing Type of Fare Base Fare U.S.Taxes PFC Security Fee1 Total
Depart DFW-MDW Fun Fare $87.44 $9.86 $4.50 $2.50 1 $104.30
Return MDW-DFW Fun Fare $87.44 $9.86 $3.00 $2.50 1 $102.80
Total $174.88 $19.72 $7.50 $5.00 $207.10 _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Isis
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:39 pm |
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There you go Dave...I'd be more than happy to Nail the box shut and drop you at the airport......
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:33 am |
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You could always come UPS - I love bubble wrap.
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Singing Squid
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Babs @ Thu May 11, 2006 12:33 pm wrote: LMAO
You could always come UPS - I love bubble wrap.
The bubble wrap wouldn't be the ONLY thing making noise once I got there!! 
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Bubble wrap? :shock:
Samiches?
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. LOL
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Lil Mizz Attitude @ Thu May 11, 2006 4:00 pm wrote: Bubble wrap? :shock: Samiches? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. LOL Well, it ain't Kansas we're trying to get you to...it's Texas!! LMAO
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hey i thought you guys were comin to Chicago?
I can just imagine You and Charmin in bubble wrap in a box on my porch - singing
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Babs @ Fri May 12, 2006 9:39 am wrote: hey i thought you guys were comin to Chicago? I can just imagine You and Charmin in bubble wrap in a box on my porch - singing the jack in a box song. You know....... I need to look up that thread. I forgot when Chicago is supposed to be at. It was planned first. I think there's gonna be alot more people at that one.
I broached the subject last night with my hubby of going to Texas in June. His reply:
*Okay, so I'll just take the whole week off, I'll leave in my truck monday, and pick YOU up at the airport in Dallas when you land on wednesday*
Such a faithful guy, letting me get on an airplane all by myself. LMAO
...... and Babs, Charmin is much too claustrophobic to be wrapped in bubble wrap. You'd have to sneak me in one of those pet carriers ..... that have lots of air holes in them. :D
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