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Charmin is into nerf bars cause she like to bounce off the guard rails of life.....nerf bars are ment to deflect a glancing blow.....Girls like her are always moving and tend to bounce off the guardrails......And that is really cool.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

You two.... are dorks, yanno that?

These are what I have in mind:

http://www.racepages.com/performance/ba ... randid=831

Not quite the same grade as a Nerf football.  LOL

(though.... those are fun too)

And btw, Keith, I've never bounced off a guardrail yet. You men are the ones who can't drive and always have little bang-ups. (Insurance statistics have proven this)  LOL  We girls on the other hand, can handle our 4X4's just fine.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I laffed too....till I saw her face.....and then i felt like a jerk.....Jesus, that gal really does love me and wants me all to herself......That goes a long way with me Steven.

I want just one woman, but I am going to be with the one that treats me best....she needs to understand that if we are going to stay together....I got a rule that me and everyone else should be with the one that treats them best....I always treat them best...All they gotta do is return the favor.

She can build her nest here, but she better ruffle up some dust and act like it's her nest....I want to come home to a woman that acts like she has a nice home and does things to make it better....for herself....I want to see her plant some flowers and hang some curtains...and hear her nag me to wipe my feet.....And I want to hear her nag me about my health.....Those are sounds that tell a man she is protective of her nest and her mate.

I understand.


But what are you going to do with Robbie ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

And if you're on here again in a week saying you kicked her back out.... we should all come down there and hold you down while she whips your arse.

Seriously, if she does still love you and keeps coming back..... treat her right.  :whistle:



                        Poor Robbie, I forgot about him!!

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Robbie is jealous!....You should have heard/seen him today when he broached the subject of me n her....He tried to ease into the subject and I stopped him cold....He started out with, 'so what's up with you n ginger'.....I warned him it was none of his business with 'don't go there'....I had to repeat it several times as he tried to rephrase the question....finally he gave up and changed the subject to horses and fishing....robbie n me are tite, but I don't get into his love life and he needs to stay out of mine.....I later told him I appreciated his concern and reassured him I had survived many women.....He left not worring about me, but still worried that I would never allow his freeloading butt to move in here....So I know what to expect-he will come round and take shots at ginger like any jealous woman would.....Robbie is my bictch, and he sometimes acts like it....ginger is tuned into him, tho.

Charmin,

I am maybe the most loving, understanding, generous and romantic man on this planet...but I demand a little of that back.....just a little is enuff.....just a itty bitty bit....even just a eeeny-weeeny bit can be enuff for me....as long as I get it, that is.

She can give it to me in any way, just as long as I get it....she can nag it at me, she can caress me with it, or she can just look it at me, but I gotta get it.

That gal has seen me break bones and faces for her....she has seen me absorb insults for her....she has seen me work hard for her.....I just want to see her or hear her look or speak to me in a way that says she needs me and appreciates me....The best way she can show me that is to tear into this house and make it hers.....sink some her roots here and dig deep for them to grow.

Who's robbie?

I was talking about the guardrails of LIFE babe, not hwy guardrails.....If anyone, it's gals like you that bounce off those guardrails.....And that's what makes you so attractive to guys like me....Charmin, I am very attracted to you.....Very.

To me, you are that little gal in jeans with no makeup in a great big truck digging in the mud and making lots of noise...and making all the other more fancy gals jealous in the process....And then you come home and stick your face up close and point your finger and say your piece to your man.

Maybe I got you figured wrong, but that's the way I see you, and that's what attracts me to you....I figured you for a tude so big it demanded a real man to handle you.

OK,  Sounds as if now there's a healthy understanding !  

Of course the only other question is:

"Do you want to be married" ?  Is it healthy for you to accomodate Ginger ?  Do YOU really want to be married to her ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

ok, men are the bad drivers......but we get into regular wrecks.  fender benders and such.  it takes a woman to pull off the doozies!   observe-----







and the winner is......the very first woman driver!

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great pics. I swear it wasn't me.

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Oh, is that the best you could do Steve? I get in and out of worse ruts than that all the time. I didn't say I never go off the road.... I just don't need no "guy" to come get me back out.  LOL

And I'm sooooo kidding..... other than once.... at age 16..... in Lonnie's dads' IH Scout.... did I ever land in a ditch. It was, granted, a big one.  LOL  (dayum California irrigation ditches are DEEP) But that's my one and only accident that I'M responsible for. Honest, never even had a fender bender.



Attracted to me huh? And I thought I read somewhere that you LOVE me..... (just a bit)  LOL  That's okay, I prefer honesty over fancy words... any day.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Married?...married or not doesn't really matter to me ...I just like when she uses me. I got a zillion dollars life insurance on me...I told her to collect it, but I had to die of natural causes.

Doesn't Donna still have a key ?   or am I confusing this with my local buddy Lorenzo who's in a similar situation. Several women, all have key's to his place.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Donna will always have a key.....always....she was my second wife, so she has status.

Charmin!......Stop acting female!...it's unattractive.

Sometimes you remind me of that dizzy blond in 'High Plains Drifter.' The blonde in the horse barn scene.

And don't ask about the blond scene in the movie if you haven't seen it....My kinda gal has seen it and can't forget it......If you don't know by heart every Clint Eastwood flick, then we will never have a chance together.

Have you gotten her out've your system ?  I hope so.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Nope....She is welcome to come visit anytime she wants.

Ginger and her could be friends whenever they decide to be.

I had to learn to deal with Ginger's ex husband because of their child....Me n him get along like any two guys now....Their child benifits from it....Ginger can do the same for me and Donna if she decides to.

Me and Donna will always be friends. I don't cheat when I'm with someone anyway.

Remember the song, "It's a matter of trust"?

Trust is a big issue to me....Trust comes easy to me, but if someone has to strain a little to trust me, then it's good for their development....Everyone needs good coping skills.

 :shock:

Okaaaaay.... if it's a GUY you're wanting, sorry..... ya better stick with Robbie. Cause, heck, I thought I told ya..... I AM a female.  :D



Nope, and I wouldn't waste the time or the effort. I loathe that man. He wont even do a movie unless there's a woman being brutally raped & abused... and I know a few other things he's been involved in in real life- I don't care to watch the guy. Guess we just weren't meant to be Keith. I'm more the Jim Carrey type.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥