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Who's this blabbermouth Steven Kaplan I keep seeing listed when I click that button that say's

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

That was you that called?  You sound a lot older!

Called who ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Oh, I don't know.  These days I can't tell if it's the phone or my ears that are ringing...... da*n lead guitarists...turn that amp down!

I wonder if there are studies that give stat's on average life expectancy of various musical instrument players ?   Oh yeah,  and I'm curious about drummer's life expectancy too.

Jaco, and Entwhistle, and Allen Woody brought bassist's down a few years.



(They never did find or divulge the COD of Gov't Mule bass player Allen Woody did they ?    He was too young to just die in his sleep of "natural causes".)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Tell me how, how does your light shine
In the halls of Shambala ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

woohoo !

"Daisy Rock" Rock Candy bass guitars now come in " ATOMIC PINK"

(Doing the happy dance)  :oh yeah:

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

As a matter of fact, I had a really fattening lunch today. Now I'm gonna have to eat nothing but grapes the first 8 hours or so for tomorrow..... yanno, to "cleanse out those impurities".  :D

I went to Burgerville, cause I was too lazy to cook myself something, I had a burger (with EVERYthing on it..... yes  .....even onions)  :shock:

And I had an order of fries. I only ate a handful of 'em, and a little over 1/2 the burger, but still........ blech. I feel all lazy & over carbbed now.

To top it off, I had a Coffee mocha shake, WITH whipped cream on top.




I should be out drinking a gallon of water and walking it off, rather than sitting here on my duff.

BTW......Thanks for asking.  :wave:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Do you get the MF magazine? They have a bright pink....... "Hello Kitty" guitar. I mean, what the (@$%&#!) ??? If my daughter ever wanted to learn to wail on a guitar, I dang sure wouldn't get her no "Hello Kitty" one. Geez Louise.  :no:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Helo KiTtY RoOlZ,  ThEY are FedNDeR SquIeR gUItar'S DewD, I boUGHT SIX of thEM.  I soLD aLl my OtHer guiTARS, aDN bOUght 4PINK, and 2 BlAck...TheY r AweSUM. ONLy gyiTAR i'Ll evr NEEd

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Allrighty then.....


Dude, have I told you lately that you ScArE mE ?!?!?!  :shock:


You juzz go hide in your clozzet buddy, and play thozze pink guitarzz.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Can you imagine Kappy playing a Hello Kitty guitar?

Oh the image is to much to bare  LMAO

Okay now I'm seeing high heals - yikes

quit I need a new visual

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Natasha, Stay off of your new hubby's computer !  I told you not to follow me into places on the internet I go to socialize... When I adopted you from Russia to be my wife over Easter, I didn't expect this.... Keep this crap up, and you go back home ! For $5000 bucks, I didn't expect to be stalked !!




Now that was classic Rod Stewart,  Not this new (@$%&#!)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Do they make high heel's in a EEE width ?


Nothing wrong with Hello Kitty Guitar, and the Bronco Bass !!  Probably nice 3/4 scale guitar's that'll inspire young girl's to play....Well, and a few middle-aged males too !




And you get in your car and you drive real far, and you drive all night then you see a light And it comes right down and lands on the ground;  Then out comes a man from Mars and you try to run but he's got a gun and he shoots you dead and he eats your head  :shock:  

Then you're in the man from Mars you go out at night, eating cars, You eat Cadillacs and Lincolns too, and Mercurys and Subarus but you don't stop, you keep on eating cars Then, when there are no more cars You go out at night and eat up bars where, the people meet Face to face, dance cheek to cheek and one to one, man to man they dance toe to toe don't move too slow; Because the man from Mars Is through with cars, he's eating bars, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
HE'S GONNA EAT EM ALL  

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Things to do tonight prior to getting more sleep list.

1) run 9' peavey speaker wire from back of Trace Elliot AH150 preamp head placed on glass shelf, to 2x10 trace cab which will be located under piano so room doesn't look overly cluttered. Make phone call... Catch more sleep. Get under covers on other computer, and peruse Ebay for Analog stereo amps, receivers and Hallicrafters, Hammarlund, Heathkit, National, Zenith transoceanic SW receivers that are appearing at great prices lately..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

ahem......did you ever go to sleep today?  iffffff you did, you didn't sleep long enough    :shock: ....now goooooooooooo  :asleep:

Slept  {4:30 PM- 8:30 PM}

made foolish posts in here  {8:30 PM- 9:30 PM}
       
Slept again  {9:45 PM- 12:00AM}

this post {12:05AM}

Realizing I have a pathetic life and going back to sleep {priceless}

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

But it is the life that only a true bachelor could have in the USA.  What a country!

Yep,  I feel patriotic tears of joy eminating from the dams behind my tear ducts !!!
(or is that from the yawn,  anyway back to sleep)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

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