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Once again......... passing the splittin' maul & horse whip back to Babs.  :D Geez, men are fickle. And you're a prime example.

So, I guess I better just go find a new man. The engagement is off. I don't need your shtuffff.... I need attention. Undivided, constant attention. You're not that kinda guy.  Ya see, I'm a one man woman.... I don't need or want two or more of them. One can do what I need him to do, and then stay the hell out of my way. You would wander, then cause drama, and I'm not the drama queen type.

It was fun while it lasted. Dang, I wish I would gotten ATLEAST the guitar first, or that lift kit.  :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON!!

Since I couldn't be there to share in your b-day, I figured I could give ya some cheap online entertainment. But now it's over. Hope ya enjoyed it.

(is it working?)  LOL

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

 LMAO Entertainment KS style for Sharon's birthday.

Keith sorry I can't call tonight I have to wash my hair, one at a time.

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Real men post their Credit Card number, expiration date, and last three numbers that can be found on the rear signature panel of your Credit Card.  

Actually now-adays unless I'm concerned about people knowing my exact location posting my phone number is no big deal.  Anon call rejection, full caller ID features, etc. Divulge a person's location. If I don't recognize a name or address, or the call comes in from a public phone I don't pick it up...Any threatening call's get dumped to the phone company security division via last number tracing... Not much a person can do these days if you only pick up recognizeable incoming calls with full featured caller ID..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

They also post their routing and checking account number, password and username to pay pal. Yikes can you imagine.

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Oh yes !   I do plenty of that anyway.   This is nothing I haven't already imagined in the past.  As long as I have my imagination, I'm never completely alone... "They" are always scheming !!



(and to get double protection on your posted credit card, send a one time sum of $200 cash to Kappy via Western Union. This coverage will take care of ALL credit cards owned by the payor, and as the offering party I guarantee you all your back balances and arrears shall be forgiven, regardless of accrued debt.  Just to assure you that this offer is not a hoax, I will post my actual name and Phone numbers)

For problems only once you've enrolled in this speciall offer double protection plan

I can be reached at:

Eben

318-277-1907..That's my cell phone number...318-640-8851 is my home phone number....318-473-0010-12718 is my work number.


(I never professed to be a "real man" anyway.  That's overrated)


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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!  You guys are SOOOO sweet....  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:

And it was really cool to see that my thread was hijacked in true KS fashion by some of the best!!!!

Gosh Keith you know now that you have published your number we may have to start calling you Jenny!!!! what was that 867-5309!!!

Gotta go listen on SS and see what was left for me over there.....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Charmin,

What a great song...I was going to stay in tonight but I think you have now motivated me to get out and do a little partying, cause you know tommorow I will be over 40 and today I am just forty.

Dave,

Great song you did.....We'll talk about that later!!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Nevermind....I am stayzing in...Tornadoes are jumping around my neighborhood... Gotta stay home and take care of the kiddos....I guess I'll have to go out tommorrow and celebrate being OVER 40....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Well shucks....Charmin and Babs didn't call all night.

But the almost ex wife did......ARRRGGGGHHH!

I was going to ask you how many times more than the usual your phone rang Keith  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Just one time too many Steven....she waits till I get home tonight at midnight....Then she calls to tell me she can't sleep and she has been having bad dreams last few nights....In one dream she comes to the house to get a few things she left and sees a woman coming out of my bedroom and shoots her dead....Then she dreams she sees me in the Walmart parking lot with a new woman in my truck and the woman shows her her wedding ring and she shoots her too.

Then she gets all drippy and sniffly and starts talking about the good times....Then she gets all horny and starts reminding me of her fluffy stuff.....And yeah, that gal fersure has some sweet fluffy stuff.

So I chatted with her 30 minutes and ended up  with a sore arm from holding the phone and a stiff kickstand...BUT, I didn't cave in.

I don't know Keith.  I've turned into a softy..  I hate seeing someone who's being genuine with me hurting emotionally.. I can't toughen like that anymore... I can't detach myself from someone that cares about me, when they are genuinely hurting.. I suppose I'm a prime candidate these days for being used and emotionally exploited yet I'm not angry at women anymore, I stay distant anyway...I suppose I've softened up... Yet I get involved with a very different type female.. I don't want to hurt those close to me emotionally unless I'm positive their motives are insincere..  In which case they were never close... Yet I'm not up on this stuff anymore... I'm not in the game anymore....

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Happy Birthday Sharon. Life began after 40

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

Thank you!! I thought it had began at 30, but the older I get the better it gets.  Plus no one ever believes I am forty and that is a lot of fun....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Well.....it's Saturday now....and she just left....she dropped in to 'visit' and continue last nights conversation.....I caved in and we did nasty stuff......she left here with a key to the house and went to pack bag for the night.....So I guess I'm still married for now.

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

Keith,

Tried to call you tonight and you did not answer.  Darn the luck....I'll try again in a bit.....

Dave and Rich threw mw a suprize party that I figured out but that is cool...I'm having fun anyway singing...We are having a blast...Darn....Why an I on here if I am having so much fun..


Hey Blondie!!! If you are reading this you should really come out with us...I keep inviting you!!!  Ask Dave about it..Cause I do......I ythink you are great, We just need to hang out more!!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Sorry I missed your call...I leave the cell phone in my truck whenever I am home cause it don't have service out here in the sticks...as soon as I get on the hwy in front of the house it works fine tho....Those other numbers I posted are fake-I changed them from my original post to avoid louts....My cell number is accurate, tho.

so sorry sahron!  i missed it, even though dave reminided me!  hope your day was great, and we can't wait to get to ft worth to give you your spankings in person!

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Isis @ Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:24 pm wrote:

Hey Blondie!!! If you are reading this you should really come out with us...I keep inviting you!!!  Ask Dave about it..Cause I do......I ythink you are great, We just need to hang out more!!!!


So, Hey Yourself, Sharon!!!  :O
And hope you had a WAY HAPPY BIG 4-0
(trust me, it only gets better after 40)  

Still hard to believe you're really 40 -- even claiming "young genes" you still look way too darn young to be hanging out in Kareoke joints ...after 9:00 PM local that is...
If I were you, I'd never claim a day above 19 -- you could get away with it really!!!

Thanks for thinking of me (and, BTW, for  blowing my "just listening" and "quiet giggling" cover)  Ya'll are so talented on this site -- I know I don't measure up, but it doesn't stop me from enjoying myself by visiting once in awhile.

Normally I only think of going out on a crawl for like New Year's or somethin'...  isn't that when I saw you last?  I'm usually not much of a drinker so America's prime ameteur night is about the only time I do that sort of thing... but this year may be an exception...

I was actually thinking of being a mouse in the corner for at least one of the nights of your DFW gathering in June.  I'll try to be a little mouse in the corner (unless of course I need to cheer, clap, and/or otherrwise Whup-It-Up for some of my favorite singers   ).  May need to borrow a ball cap from Dave -- this hair-o-mine would be a dead giveaway that I'm there...

Any way, much love and hugs to you as you begin your 41st year on the planet

All my best, Da Blonde One  :wave:  :)

happy belated birthday sharon!!  sorry, i'm so late.....