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 LMAO You get um Charm!  Woo Hoo

You could have sang Dancing with the Devil or your a Devil in Deguise.  LMAO

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How bout put up another AVATAR with you dressed up in your CUTE LITTLE POCAHANTAS OUTFIT!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

......I wuz gonna sing her "Come A Little Closer"

But she missed her chance.

Yeah, I bought the ticket yesterday, and I have a 4 hour layover in Dallas, so...... make some plans. Gotta use that 4 hours wisely.  :brows:





....... Or an organ on your  two lips?........  :shock:  It's all good.  :shock:





I'm glad to hear it, I'm here for entertainment purposes only.  :D





Hey, I love that song. Never tried to sing it of course, but I could always try.  I'll try anything once you know.





Cuz people might think I'm a little nutso if I had an avatar dressed like an Indian, hahaha. Of course, lemme weigh the odds, hmmmmmm..... Tiny Tim or Pocahontas...... Pocahontas or Tiny Tim. Tough decision.





I don't know..... either one of those songs. Maybe keep them in mind, and you can sing them when Keith starts picking on YOU again..... cause you know he will. He may not compare you to some hawk nosed queerdo like he did to me, but he'll pick on you again. That's a given. It's how he flirts.  :rotflmao:





Ah, c'mon..... I love that song. Sing it for me, please? I'll behave. (I'll try to anyhow) I missed my chance? Ah, gimme a little credit....... I could stalk you if I wanted to. I'm pretty good at stalking, and pretty soon you'd sing it just to get me to go away. Guys always end up wanting me to go away, haven't found one yet that can handle me for very long. I wear 'em down too quickly.  :D


Okay, guys..... have fun today. I can't be around much, got a couple appointments I gotta get to. Places to go, people to see, men to stalk...... yanno how it is. Actually, my son takes his driving test today, so I gotta let him drive over to the big town. Pray I make it through this without fainting. (NOT that I do girly things like fainting.... but there could always be a first time)

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Just remember, I just said you were going to tip toe all over his twolips(wearing stillettos I would imagine).....and I think(in your picture) you look simply maaaaavalous, darling.......jj

She'll just have to PADDLE MY BARE ASSS next time she comes out to sing!!!!  LMAO  LMAO

Hey!! I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE stilletos!!!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Charmin, no matter what the picture is, you're always cute. PERIOD!

Being alone is something everyone should learn how to do, and not fear before adding to their baggage (by getting involved with someone elses).  It's not an easy thing to learn, not a comfortable thing either, yet MANY go into relationship's blindly to avoid "being alone", consequently they end up more alone, load's of individuals in marriages sleep alone together.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I signed and filed them yesterday.....It's a done deal and I don't regret it. We will be divorced in less than 2 weeks....Yehaw!

I hadn't talked to her in 6 months, and all of a sudden last week she starts calling, emailing, visiting and dropping in on me at work..."I love you, I want to be with just you, please let me come home..."

Yeah, right......Yawn......This is the gal who cut my fence and stole the horse and tried to screw me on the taxes....She must think I wake up in a new world each morning....She's 28 years old, living with her divorced mom, up to her ears in credit card debt, never cooks or cleans, and she thinks I need/want a woman like her dragging me down.

In the 6 months we have been separated I stuffed an extra 20K in my stocks, pumped up my checking account and bought myself some really nice stuff to boot....And last week I trippled my investment deductions from my paycheck....The 4 years I was with her I lived paycheck to paycheck and she was still running up credit card debt.....Who needs that kinda crap when you are 52 years old?

The only thing she had going for her was she had huge gazongas, but I always considered gazongas optional equipment.

She's history....."NEXT!"

28 years old, big boobs - I know what head you were thinking with.

I'm glad the other head came to his senses.

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Nope, it fersure wasn't that.....Boobies are optional to me.

I was physically attracted to her cause she had freckles and a nice round bubble butt....I was emotionally attracted to her cause she trusted me and depended on me....At first.

Once she started telling lies and became lazy, selfish and inconsiderate, she was history....she had a habit of forcing her problems on other people-especially me....she would do impulsive things that created big emergencies in her life, and then demand I "do something" to fix it for her....The problem got worse when she got on Prozac.

She sounds like a nightmare. I'd lock my doors and put away the kitchen knives.

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She sounds a lot like my ex...

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Actually, she is like a lot of exes out there.

She is not a bad person, she is just caught up in the confusion of modern life....So many gals today are influenced by the media and society....They truely feel they have to be Superwoman.

She feels driven to be the perfect mother, the perfect wife, the perfect worker, and live the life she sees women live on TV....Then whenever she felt she failed at any of those things, she got depressed......and then her DR would insist she take Prozac....The DR wasn't about to get involved in her personal life and suggest she make changes there, so he tossed her some pills to help her cope.

...you know what I did 2 days ago when I filed the final divorce papers?....I sent her flowers at work-a huge display of flowers-with a card that said, "Relax...Just take a deep breath and relax...Everything is going to be OK."

That's the same thing I always said to her whenever she got upset and felt not good enuff.

So I guess you can say I got in the last word.