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Kewl, sounds like Babs is in.....

*waiting on Amanda to consent*

If only we can drag Keith out of the horse pasture long enough to entertain him....  :no:

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I hope he takes a bath first - That kind of mud wasn't what I was thinking of

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Well, since we'll be AT the mudpit....... there'll be a water hose at hand...... that will suffice if he doesn't bathe first. Those backwoods guys don't mind a cold shower from time to time. And, he may need one anyhow.  :D

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Well.............At least Breeze didn't crap on me.

Charmin, the next time a guy gives you his heart, try not to splatter it.

You are still my first choice.

I bet you kiss good.

I bet you are like glue when you are in love....Super Glue.

...and I bet you kiss good.

I want to hear you stroke a fiddle. I want to watch you play the fiddle.

I bet you sigh when your man runs his fingers against your scalp and kisses you deeply.

Yeah, I'll bet everything I've got on that.

And I bet if he does that right you won't remember where you left your spliting maul.

I want to hear you sigh. I want to see your eyes go soft. And I want to hold you like that.

I want to dig my fingers into your hair and scalp and kiss you deeply....I want to taste you and smell your breath and hear you sigh.

But that's just me, and that's what I want....And it seems I want it  more every time I chat with you.

So don't tell me you are surprised or insulted, or shocked....

And don't you dare tell me not to be honest with you.

Cheating on me already - where is that horse whip and cold
very cold water hose. I'm strappin on my leather chaps right now.

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Neither did we....... watcha talking about? We were having a bit a fun. I told ya to play along..... take it like a man.



Charmin has never ever splattered a heart. A truck fender, yeah sure. A few hard heads too...... but never a heart.

And as to the rest of your post...... No admissions or denials. hahaha You can suppose all you want about me. I told ya before- you get no peeks inside of this girls' head or heart, huh-uh.  :no:

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Keep mentioning leather..... and strapping things on..... and he's yours for the taking Babs.  LOL

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Oh Keith your heart is in tact - it is your funny bone we are trying to find -
But it's so small  ooooh sh!t - that sounded dirty - oops

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Welcome to

Karaoke Scene, All Forums, Discussion Forum -> Alternative Lifestyles -> BDSM -> Forced Feminization

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.......Dang, that was good. Real good.

Okay, sorry to be the party pooper...... I'm usually the last to leave, one of those last hanger-on type of people. But I gotta get to town. And I gotta shower first. All this talk of mud and horses..... and men running their hands through my hair.....  is making me wanna go scrub my hair under the shower head.... haha. (a hot one though..... the construction workers across the road might be a bit shocked if I went out there & jumped under the water hose)  LOL  Ya think??

Maybe see ya all a bit later.  :wave:

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Charmin,

I ain't never wrong when it comes to women or horses.

You kiss good-real good-I'm sure of it.

And you are like Super Glue, admit it........

Yawn,....I'm going to bed...I gotta work tonight.

If I was smart, I would be chasing Babs....If I was tyruely hopeless, I would be chasing Breeze.

Hey, maybe I'll wise up someday.

Oh gee,  I think I'm gonna be a multi-millionaire  


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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

sorry i was so quiet there for a bit y'all.  i didn't want to move!  

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Um....... Sooooooo.......Steven buddy::

Have I told you lately that I love you?  

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Oh, and...... (I better cover all my bases here)  :shock:

I love you too Keith... but you already know that.  




Okay, sure, ya got me all figgered out now.  :wave:  Don't be cheatin' on me while I'm gonna to town now, ya hear?  LOL

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Wow, this thread is going into the all time hall of fame (or is it shame?).  Anyway,
it was a priceless exchange of wit and wisdom.  Bravo to all the actors and actresses!!!    :worship:  :worship:    PDF versions will be available to anyone who is interested.

We just didn't want Crankitup to feel alone.  LMAO
where is he now? I hope your feeling better.

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mucho better!  even went to dinner with the wife.  thanks for asking!   time for bed though.  i never realized being sick made you so tired!

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Kappy you have no idea how correct your statement was -
I went to work last night and 3 regulars and the bartender had it. The 24 hour flu.
I didn't know such a thing exsisted.

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