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Keith you are a true poet. I hope you write down some of your thoughts
because you are a true romantic. But you can't fault those of us who are more guarded. I'd say you got me to open up quite a bit.

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thanks for the kind wishes, y'all.  i feel much better today.  guess it was that 24 thingy Babs was talkin' bout.  speaking of Babs.....and Kieth.....how did i know this would turn into a pick-up thread like all the rest?!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Get you a horse, Girl.

They will teach you all about fear and trust and honesty.

No horse will allow you to approach until you get honest with it.....They read your mind, they see thru you....They are a prey animal and they will spook from you if you appear in any way a threat to them....or false.

They keep you honest.

You will know when you are right with the world  cause they will come to you whenever you enter their area...They will ease up to you and rest their head against you out of trust if they trust you....They don't speak english, so you can't lie to them...They speak only honesty, trust and safety....They need what you need.

You cannot fool a horse....If ever you need to get square with the world, then get a horse and watch him close...he will know when you have made things right and he will reward you with his trust and he will ease up next to you and stick with you.

Laff if you want, but it's true.

I've got horses you can ride....They will respond if you tug at them, but that's all....And I got a few who will seek you out and partner with you if they sense you are honest and true...They will nudge you with their nose and crowd up next to you if they sense you are honest and true.

So if I think you are worthwhile, then the next thing you can expect is I will invite you out to my place...And I will watch my horses to see if they trust you.....I'll watch them to see if they sense you are troubled....We will watch you to see if you trust them and me with your troubles...We will know if you are honest with yourself.

Girl, you go find yourself a decent cowboy with a horse or two and you you let them be your mirror. Be honest with them and let them be honest with you....You will make great friends with them and yourself if you do....You will be so much stronger afterwards.

...And if there is one thing you need right now, it's to be stronger, huh?

Babs is cute....Deny that, I dare you.

Seriously, Babs is a great gal facing a big struggle who needs someone cheering for her.

I'm glad you are feeling better. Please forgive me if I took advantage of your illness to flirt with Babs....I'm certain that if you were feeling better you would have done the same.

keith, i always try to flirt with the girls....but someone always beats me to it!  wonder who that could be?

thanks for the kind wishes.  i do feel a little better to day.  even went to work for a bit.  the good thing about being out, is i get to play on ks for awhile!


and i would NEVER try to say that Babs is not a pure-D-hottie in the flesh!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

There are more than enough BEAUTIFUL women that hang around here for ALL of us to flirt with!!  And we've been SLACKING lately!!  

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*Wading through all the bullshiyit to get to Steve*



Hope ya get to feeling better, so you can sing some more for us.... when you get the time.  You've been missed around here handsome...... good to see ya back.  :wave:

(and pssstttttt...... BABS....... I still got that splittin' maul, in case you want to borrow it...... for when the little devil that sits on Keith's other shoulder starts coming out)  LOL

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thanks, char!  i'm feelin better and better as i get to chat with my buds on here!

yeah dave i know...but i've got so little time for all the hoards of women throwing themselves at me lately..... (i said HOARDS, y'all!)  i will try to take the load off of you, kieth and steven soon!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

HEY........ watch the name calling!!! Muahahahaha....

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Charmin,

There is only one gal in this whole world who might need a splittig maul with me...That's you.

Hon, I'm in in the market for a woman right now....I'm looking with both eyes for a lot of woman....I would flop over dead for either you or Breeze or Babs right now.

Breeze has got to be the most beautiful and easy going gal I have ever seen, and you are the most spicy, volitile, exciting and explosive woman in this world..........Babs is the most sweetest, classy, poetic and sincere....and pretty.

God, I want all the above.

Breeze has those huge soft eyes and wonderfully fluffy hips and flowing shiny hair....You got tude and a very pretty face and you play stringed stuff....Babs is a beautiful blonde recluse that needs a strong and honest man she can depend on.....All of you will last a man forever if he is strong, honest and steady enuff.

I ain't never seen a more attractive and desirable group of women in my life.

I just wish any one of you would claim me and put me out of my misery...I could spend what's let of my life with my fingers tangled in your hair.....Why can't I find any of you gals close to me?

No need,   I get confused these days.  I flirt with anything or anyone during certain periods.  Billy, My mouse, my stapler..  Thing's have sort've "changed" in my life.. While I'm still attracted to females, somewhere along a thought process I get confused, distracted and just focus on anything that moves in front of me  :shock:

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Well, lets see if I can name your ideal night then (cause I'm 99.999999% sure I got you figured out):

Howz about all 3 of us come down, and have a mudwrestling tournament to see who wins you? How would that be? I'll even leave my splitting maul behind, so it would be fair & square. (better yet, I'll hide it in my truck, in case I need it later on)

That way, you can have your sweet, beautiful, AND your spicy all in one place at the same time.  

And btw..... yes, I am in the mood to pick on you today. I've nothing better to do while I'm listening to songs on SS. Let's just see if you can sit still and take it like a man. I'm betting...... the answer is no. Hahaha

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 LMAO Thank you - but I think I need a horse whip. Yee Haw

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*THUD*

I think that was Keith hitting the floor  LMAO

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Splittin' maul, horse whip, hanging rope..... it's all good. Just, never ever go meet Keith empty handed, llll.

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*popping popcorn...opening soda*

I'm settling in to watch this!!

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Keith, hun...... did we render ya unconcious? Speechless? Nah, that's not possible.... not a tough guy like you. Dang, you're just not being any fun today at all.

I'm gonna go find some other place to play, and you can get your spicy from somewhere else..... Babs, Breeze, throw some spicy out there with you all's sweet & beautiful.  :D

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 LMAO

I kind of like the mud wrestling idea

Hey I just went to the singer's showcase - I was so surprised I
didn't get crucified for singing. Everyone is so nice!
I listened to so many beautiful country voices on there I thought for
sure I'd get under someones nerves.  LMAO

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Uh.......... WHAT???

Thought you were the camera dude? You retire or sumpthin'?

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Wasn't sure if you'd want this one recorded  *tape going into camera and spooling up*

All right...

ACTION!!!!!!!!!

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