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Now I'm feeling alone - wake up everyone Babs wants to play.
Puke, barf, xbccswpsxloimozqkzss flush

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You should never leave the computer, you might miss something important !  Do what I do, rig up PVC tubing and face your computer at a downward slant towards the toilet !   Why waste precious time ?




At least your can opened.  I feel like the bloated goldfish you see floating bottoms-up at the top of the tank... It's either that or moderation and exercize. Exercize can kill you  (you can have a heart attack), and everyone know's moderation sucks  (you can die of boredom)



Oh, I'm sure you fit right in !  Isn't puking on stage at your place a "right of passage" ?  or some new form of "bonding" ?




I think (yet don't know) if you had food poisoning you would not have been able to go to work.  I've had it..  It's as bad as alcohol poisoning...  There's only one goal, trying to ride the toilet while your head's between your legs....It almost makes you look as funny as the person riding one of those Kawasaki racing motorcycles...

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Kappy I love you - I soooo needed to laugh.
I just decided to stay home from work again today. I'll never
make it through karaoke tonight if I don't.

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Well,  If you show up tonight to work, and noone is there, assume it wasn't "food poisoning" you had.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I did notice nobody was in a hurry to use my mic

Boy it is weird being home so much. Last night I didn't know what to do
with myself. I watched a lot of tv. I forgot what it was like to surf the channels
for something good to watch. I feel so out of touch sometimes because i don't
even have time to watch the news.

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Steven, I guess I need to come up there and cook for you....You are plugged up cause you need lots of veggies and fluids....Try beer and carrots...It works for me

Babs, one of these days you are going to meet the right guy and your life will change....You will discover true bliss....True bliss is when you eat til you get sleepy, and then sleep til you get hungry, where every day is a holiday and every meal is a banquet.

Wait a minute.....I take that back....You don't need no guy for that.

I hope you all feel better soon!

keith that was so sweet. Thank you.

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I'll tell you a little secret, Babs.

I got this respect thing going for you.

You are the kinda gal I cheer for.....I know you work hard and try to take care of business....And I know you get lonely sometimes, especially when you are feeling sick and it seems the wolves are at the door.

Maybe you've noticed I flirt with all the pretty/flashy girls, but maybe you ain't noticed that I salute the ones like you who's beauty goes deep.

I got this thang for heroes.....I just can't help myself....I kinda put them on a pedistal and wouldn't know how to flirt with one....so you keep stunning me with your strength...And I'll keep honoring you from afar...OK?

You go, Girl!

WOW  Those words will stay with me a long time. You touch my heart.
Stop it now I'm blushing -

I'm going to try and submit a song to the singers showcase.
I have a version of redneck woman on tape. Someone recorded it
a couple of weeks ago at one of my shows. I'm no country singer -
chicago girl and all, but it is the only thing I have. I might need your help.

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Well, my version of a redneck girl is all heart, not looks or pedigree.... not family, wealth, education or position.

She might have all those things by chance, but I fersure don't consider them in my selection.

I don't think many will see this, so I'll confess a few things..........I got too much heart for my own good it seems.......I catch myself talking to a frigging horse late at night some nights....Hell, I'll stay out there with them all night some nights.....It's got to where I can't seem to trust anyone else and they seem to understand.

It's hard being strong...And it's a lonely thing...When you put up defences to protect yourself, it seems to exclude most of the world.....But how else do you preserve and protect the best part of you, and what you have to offer someone else?

I got something I'm saving and protecting.....It's a very special thing and I ain't about to risk it again unless I'm really sure.

Maybe you have noticed that folks like me can recognize each other.....We can see thru each other....And we salute each other.

Girl....You go find yourself a sculptured angle figurine...Place her in your windowsill...wet her wings with your tears each night...and she will soar...She will carry your dreams up high for all to see.

Cause that what those are-those stars above....They are our dreams.

Our hearts make then shine, and our tears make them fly....so don't ever stop dreaming, and don't ever let her fall.

I'll look for you tonight.

If that isn't a song - it should be  :worship:

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.......That's my heart

Show me yours

My heart is locked tight like a pearl in shell.

Beautiful but hard to reach - afraid of becoming someones possesion -
like necklace never to be worn

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Babs,

There is a man out there....He will hold you with open hands...He will cherish and admire you.....He will resist the urge to grasp you and cling to you....He will be happy that you remain there only as long as you feel safe.

Let's hope that he knows when to close his hands and when you need to feel trapped by him.

That picture of you in the white dress.............I've never seen a more perfect pearl.

Yeah, ..... You are a pearl locked up tight and protected......A treasure waiting to be discovered.

No clumbsy man will ever find you...you are safe.

What was this thread about? I forgot already

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We were dancing..................I became infatuated with you...........I told you a few secrets.

Thats all that happened.

Can I have the next dance?

You are to smooth for your own good. You must keep those horses
very happy indeed.  LMAO
Now stop - I'm getting embarrassed

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I am a treasure hunter.

I am a romantic fool.

I see dreams in the stars and hope thru my tears.

I will never give up my quest.

I need an Angel to save me from myself.

She must have a heart-a pure heart that she will share with me.....Otherwise I will never, ever, show her mine.

Babs.....If you ain't never been lonely...if you ain't never stood out under the stars alone....If you ain't never reached out for anyone-even a horse to talk to, then you just can't understand.

I'm going to keep what I got saved locked up tite....I doubt I will ever trust it to anyone who doesn't have an Angel in their window.....I will never trust anyone who doesn't dream.....I will never trust anyone who can't see the trust and need in my eyes.