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Steven Kaplan
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Thanks Keith, These are the real things I should be paying more attention too. I'll head over now and check that out !
Thanks again, and have a good night !
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:42 pm |
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Quote: I knew you guys would enjoy that story - I think it is more embarrassing
than offensive.
Ack, That's nothing Bab's. No need to be embarrassed. This is such a frequent event for me, that when I scroll back to reread my posts I take my pants off first.. This way I don't wet myself ! Nothing wrong with losing your bladder contents over reading what some goofball wrote :rofl4:
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:28 am |
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Wow, I know 3 little boys who need a whuppin' !!
(so who's first.... :reddevil: ..... this should be fun)
And.....
I've never done anything the slightest bit offensive, no stories for ME to tell. :angel:
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:51 pm |
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Lil Mizz Attitude @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:28 pm wrote: :shock: :shock:
Wow, I know 3 little boys who need a whuppin' !!
(so who's first.... :reddevil: ..... this should be fun)
And.....
I've never done anything the slightest bit offensive, no stories for ME to tell. :angel:
Are you including moi in that trio? HAH!! DOUBLE HAH!! LMAO
(Bring it ON!!) 
No stories? NO STORIES!! RIGHT!!! (insert Pinnochio smilie) 
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Babs
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:15 am |
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:18 am |
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SingingSquid @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:51 pm wrote: Are you including moi in that trio? HAH!! DOUBLE HAH!! LMAO (Bring it ON!!) No stories? NO STORIES!! RIGHT!!! (insert Pinnochio smilie) Well, I was talking about the 3 little boys who seem to need a belt across their fannies...... or a "time out". LOL Isn't that what usually happens to little boys who can't get along without arguing?
But I can give you one first..... since you're eager & willing. :wink:
And no, I REALLY have no stories that would interest anyone. :D
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Charmin_Gibson
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Babs @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:15 am wrote: Go get um girl!! Well, dang, all the good stuff happened while I was GONE for a couple a days..... so I had to come in here yielding my whip.
Guess they all made up though.... I got here too late for the spankings. I'll have to find another thread that's more "happening". LOL
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Keith02
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:23 pm |
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Yeah right, I worry when a gal doesn't think she and her splitting maul can't be considered offensive
Hon, if you plan to spank me, you better eat a good breakfast and pack a sack lunch....  ...I'll have a saddle on you by noon
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:36 pm |
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Keith02 @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:23 pm wrote: Yeah right, I worry when a gal doesn't think she and her splitting maul can't be considered offensive Well, I told that story already..... can't go repeating myself. And that wasn't "offensive"....... he had earned it. Blah, blah, not gonna go through defending THAT again. Already have a few times. :D If I had the chance to go back and change that day, I'd do it the same way. (maybe swing the maul a few more times, but pretty much the same thing) Quote: Hon, if you plan to spank me, you better eat a good breakfast and pack a sack lunch.... ...I'll have a saddle on you by noon God, but it's tempting to come down there & prove something to you....... but nevermind, better not write what I'm thinking in here. LOL (somebody said "keep it decent please"....... and I'm gonna respect that)
I did want to see some funny stories typed in here though..... this place has seemed kinda quiet today. ???
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:06 pm |
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Here's a funny one for you Lil Mizz:
Take note - don't pi$$ me off...I tend to do crazy things when I get mad.....
My oldest son was in high school...Don't remember what he did but I got mad and started to chase him throught the house....He ran out the front door..I started to chase him....
I decided he would run around the house and the chase would be futile....
I went to one of the bedroom windows and waited for him to get close...
When I saw him coming I took a dive jump out the window and tackled him...I sat on him until he calmed down enough to listen to what I had to say to him...
Afterwards he told me I tackled like a girl... And I told him, I tackled him good enough to get him on the ground and pin him down... ...He was on the football team at the time..... ...
We laugh about it now but at the time I was so darn mad....
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Charmin_Gibson
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Haha, as a mom, you GOTTA let your boys know they're not tougher than you!! (atleast, keep them wondering about it)
My youngest son (he's almost 13, but bigger than me already) likes to wrestle around. I've beat him in arm wrestling quite a few times, and it makes him mad. LOL He's beat me on occasion too though. But I can't go letting him think his mom is a whimp.
I just have this hillarious visual of you leaping out the window, tackling your grown son, and yelling "Gotcha, now you're grounded!!". LOL
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Isis
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:42 pm |
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Yes, you do have to make sure they know MOM is tough....I still laugh about it when I think about it...I'll bet I did look pretty funny diving out that window....He has been bigger than me for quite sometime....He's around 6ft now and 20 almost 21.....
The years go by so fast.......
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Yup, I REFUSE to watch those years go by. I don't want to grow old.
But, you know, it's kinda cool too watching the kids grow up...... my oldest is gonna be 20 this year, and he's gonna be a dad in July. (which means I will be Lil Mizz Grandma soon) :shock:
It does happen too fast, seems not that long ago I had him in a carseat, and diapers, and I have a hard time thinking of him as grown up with his own family. :crying2:
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Isis
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Lil Mizz Attitude @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:50 pm wrote: Yup, I REFUSE to watch those years go by. I don't want to grow old.
But, you know, it's kinda cool too watching the kids grow up...... my oldest is gonna be 20 this year, and he's gonna be a dad in July. (which means I will be Lil Mizz Grandma soon) :shock:
It does happen too fast, seems not that long ago I had him in a carseat, and diapers, and I have a hard time thinking of him as grown up with his own family. :crying2:
Yeah, I'm sure that grandma thing is about to get me too...They are dying to have a kid...
But look at it this way...We will BOTH be two of the hottest graniies around!!!! 
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Isis @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:00 pm wrote: But look at it this way...We will BOTH be two of the hottest graniies around!!!! Oh, but the word sounds so........ old & wrinkled, yanno? The term "Granny" should have levels to it, so us newbies can jump into being one, without being classified the same as the ones who've been Granny's for 20 years. Something like:
Age under 40: Stage 1 Granny
41-50: Stage 2 Granny
51-60: Stage 3 Granny
61 & Up: Face it, you're just Granny age!!
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Lil Mizz Attitude @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:05 pm wrote: Isis @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:00 pm wrote: But look at it this way...We will BOTH be two of the hottest graniies around!!!! Oh, but the word sounds so........ old & wrinkled, yanno? The term "Granny" should have levels to it, so us newbies can jump into being one, without being classified the same as the ones who've been Granny's for 20 years. Something like: Age under 40: Stage 1 Granny 41-50: Stage 2 Granny 51-60: Stage 3 Granny 61 & Up: Face it, you're just Granny age!! I think the stage 1 granny should be claled the Baby Granny and stage 4 should be called the Grumpy Granny...
I'll definately be stage 1....
Oops, I'm going to have to change my age
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Quote: Oops, I'm going to have to change my age
Psssstttt...... it's really easy to do it here Sharon. WAIT!! You ARE Sharon, aren't you? Ya just never know these days. LOL
Just go into your profile and change your birth year- and it's done. See, I'm only 30 now. Kinda like the KS's own little Delorean..... push of a button.... and I'm going back in time. :dancin: I'm likin' this disguise thing. I might do it again and go back to 25.
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That flux capacitor is awesome...Only took me a couple of minutes to go back 8 years...wew hoo...Nice riding the Delorean with you Lil Mizz
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it's not what i did, it's what she did....i can't believe it not butter!!
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phatrat @ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:38 pm wrote: it's not what i did, it's what she did....i can't believe it not butter!!
Um...guys? :shock: :shock:
I'm having some "Last Tango In Paris" flashes here...
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