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ShyGuy
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Keith02 @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:47 pm wrote: "Typical American" you say?...then you must be French...Yeah, you are either French or French Canadian.. Wrong again (as usual) Keith02 @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:47 pm wrote: Good idea, make sure to hang a few mirrors and place several mics so that each of YOU have something to look at and listen to....Seeing as no one here begs your company, maybe you will feel wanted there once surrounded by yourself. No need, for that, I am a very happy person. I don't need to be wanted, it's a weakness that you have due to knowing that you are not liked as a real person in the real world, that's why you try to come across as this big shot on the net.
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Steven Kaplan
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Quote: No, alcoholism doesn't become a medical problem, it's a weakness.
Oh Tony, Don't let me down. I know you are MUCH too smart to try to sell this as a point of debate to anyone. If this is what our discussion has evolved to, I'll sub village people songs in singers showcase, it's more entertaining.
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:56 pm |
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Tell me it isn't true ShyGuy...Please tell me you are nothing like your avatar...You sound like you are.
Are you really a whimpy bald headed guy who feels so left out that he irritates folks just to get attention? Do you feel THAT insignificant?...If so, and if that is the reason you go out of you way to be critical of us Americans while we chat, then you need to remember that as Americans, we tend to reach out to others like you...So if you want me to reach out to you, just come a little closer.
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:01 pm |
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Hey, Steven...This guy thinks he has managed to hijack this thread and make it all about him...He really does have a problem where he feels insignificant...That's why he trys to start confrontation all over this site....He feels ignore in real life and resorts to pestering people to finally get recognition.
How about if you and me agree to ignore him and get this back on topic?....
Steven tell me about a time when you did something really gross but can laff about it now. 
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Babs
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:01 pm |
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Babs sits down with her popcorn to enjoy the entertainment
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Babs
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I'm really bummed I can't think of something offensive I did.
I had a guy take his teeth out once and set them on the dinner
table on a first date. I thought that was offensive.
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Babs @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:01 pm wrote: Babs sits down with her popcorn to enjoy the entertainment No way, Babs....You gotta confess too...
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Steven Kaplan
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Keith, I think I'll let Bab's tell us some of her stories... I suspect Bab's might kick my (@$%&#!) anyway. She's roofed, and done things I can't anyway.... She's tougher than I am ! No kidding, yet I'll admit, females can be REAL tough...
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Steven Kaplan
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Be back soon, I have to run next door to CVS... Maxipads are on sale, My flow's getting heavier !
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Keith02
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Babs @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:05 pm wrote: I'm really bummed I can't think of something offensive I did.
I had a guy take his teeth out once and set them on the dinner
table on a first date. I thought that was offensive. FIRST DATE?...Does that mean there was a second date?.....OMG!...Tell us what it's like to kiss a guy with no teeth!
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:11 pm |
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Quote: Be back soon, I have to run next door to CVS... Maxipads are on sale, My flow's getting heavier ! Quote: SHYGUY:
Sounds like boasting to me Steven
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Babs
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:17 pm |
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Kiss the guy no!
I had him take me home right after - eeeww
Okay confession - One time when I was on a long car ride home at night going through the sticks. I had to go to the bathroom. I had my 1 yr old daughter with me - yes this was a long time ago. There was no where to stop to go to the bathroom and I didn't want to leave my daughter in the car alone. I grabbed a diaper and put it in my pants. Well the rest is history. By the way - diapers do not hold a grown woman's amount of.............................. well enough said.
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Odie
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Babs @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:17 pm wrote: Kiss the guy no!
I had him take me home right after - eeeww
Okay confession - One time when I was on a long car ride home at night going through the sticks. I had to go to the bathroom. I had my 1 yr old daughter with me - yes this was a long time ago. There was no where to stop to go to the bathroom and I didn't want to leave my daughter in the car alone. I grabbed a diaper and put it in my pants. Well the rest is history. By the way - diapers do not hold a grown woman's amount of.............................. well enough said.
Wow, thanks for that bit of advice! LOL That's good to know for future reference!
Everybody take note.
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Babs
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I knew you guys would enjoy that story - I think it is more embarrassing
than offensive.
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:07 pm wrote: Be back soon, I have to run next door to CVS... Maxipads are on sale, My flow's getting heavier !
I'm disappointed..I thought you were a stayfree girl
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Keith02
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Steven just reminded me of my most embarrassing moment....Kinda long, but please bare with me.
I was 18 and dating Diane Popolowski...She was 16/17....Anyway she had this habit of "Let me put it on" and then afterwards, "Let me take it off"...So ok, I let her do the dirty work with the trojans...You can believe I didn't want to fool with them to start with!
Let me back up...This was winter...not long before I left for boot camp...We had no private place to go so we tended to park out in the dark countryside most nights...I had lended her my jacket cause it was cold....It had two snap over breast pockets on it(remember this detail)..That night like always, she did the install/remove the trojan thang and i thought nothing of it.
Next morning I get on the bus to go to boot camp, right?....She had tossed me my jacket when i dropped her off the night before....So as i am leaving the house, I put on the jacket and stuff a pack of cigs in each front breast pocket cause it's going to be a long trip.....Yep I stuff the cigs in the pockets and get on the bus and settle back for the ride to San Diego....and drop off to sleep dreaming about Diane and still smelling like her....ZZZZZZZZZ
At one stop, an decent old man and his wife get on the bus...she sits next to me and he sits across the isle from us...we strike up a converstation...They decide I'm a hero cause I joined during Vietnam and I'm going to war VS Canada....And I ask if they minded if I smoke a cig...."No, go right ahead young man!"
So i reach in my left front jacket pocket and remove the fresh pack......And dangling off it is this wet-used trojan.....I mean dangling and swinging full lenght...I am so shocked, I just stare at it for a minute....Then it hits me where it came from and who put it there!....Diane!
Yep, there is the nice young hero who is sitting next to the decent old lady.... and he has a used trojan hanging out for all to see!...He MUST be some kinda pervert they are thinking!
I got up and moved to the very back of the bus where I paid a guy 20 bucks for his seat.....(20 then would buy you a hundred today).....I have never been so embarrassed in my life since.....AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!..It's still shocks me today!
Diane if you read this...I hate you!
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Babs
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LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:00 pm |
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Car tales ?
I belonged to a family where every 3 minutes someone was yelling
"Pull over, quick....Pull over now".
A 40 mile trip on the highway for my family would end up a 6 hour journey, and the remainder of the stay changing clothing :(
Some of you as kids were lucky, you got your kicks going on the amusement rides such as "The Octapus", or "Whip", "Bullet", etc.. I'd lose my stomach watching another kid spinning around on a diner swivel type seat..
All it took to tire we kids out for the night was the odor of either a new car, or a view of a car...
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Babs @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:52 pm wrote: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Where are the diapers, I'm laughing so hard I think I'll pee my pants Steven! Quick!...Toss me a Depends....Babs might spring a leak!
Babs, I almost died when you told about driving home and using the diaper....You gals are funny about tinkling beside the road!
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Keith02
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:10 pm |
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Good night guys...I got a big day tomorrow....
Steven, check out the EFA ticker on Yahoo Finance...It's done real good all week...I bagged 1K off it by Thursday when I bailed out after just three days...but afterhours shows it's still climbing steep...I'm thinking another 30/50 cents/share come Monday's close....I love you, so I share that with you.
Good night you guys! 
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