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[quote="PCornell @ Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:14 am"]Monica Lewinski's phone number in my personal belongings?


 Here's a joke that might explain Bill Clinton's personal preference.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU."

She walks away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'?"

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I made a parody about that whole Monica thing a long time ago...."Sweet Monica"(Sweet Caroline).....little nasty(not to bad)....but never really had a place to have it heard.....my "Achey Breaky Fart"(Achey Breaky Heart), now this I had on SS, and it got good reviews......yeah....I know......who gives a fat crap..........I'll go back into my hole now......that looks like a nice rock to crawl under.....Cya...

What? THIS little golden (gold plated copper) thingee?

>chuckin' ring in the corner of the room<

Whatcha talkin' bout Dave?  :D

Ah, but what a sweet little song...... See, I'm fallin' for ya.......RUN DAVE.....

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Oh boy...there's a LOT of songs THAT inspires too...dayum the lyric database I call a brain

I know what it means
To hide your heart
From a long time ago
Oh Darlin
It keeps you runnin'
Yeah It keeps you runnin'

or...

Runnin' on, runnin' on empty
Runnin' on, runnin' by

maybe...

I'm gonna run to you
If the feelin's right, I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you

how 'bout...

If you fall, I will catch you
I'll be waiting
Time after time

Should I stop?  Or see how many I can come up with?  

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I'm not sure but in my case there would probably be tequila, karaoke and nudity involved.....

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Wow, remember back in the good ol' days when our biggest concern with the executive branch was what really happened between Monica and Bill?  Such sweet, innocent times!  I want my 20th century back!     LOL

Never mind!

Yes, run Squidmeister, run!  When this side of Charmin starts coming out, she can be dangerous.  :shock:  LOL       I think Elvis sang a song about her once, what was it?...., oh yea, "Devil In Disquise".  There's a trail of broken hearts out there!  :rotflmao:

Wow, being serenaded in the forums...... dang, your good Dave.  :D

And you sound like me, everything in life gets connected to a song, LoL. (and that can be a good thing....... or a bad thing...... depending on the situation) In this case, i'ts all good.  :D

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Don, wataya doin'? I thought you were my friend & confidante !!

But oh gosh, I do like to pretend Elvis sang about me, so I guess that's ok. That's one man that never fails to melt me.

But seriously, there may be a trail of uh- banged up truck hoods  LOL ...... but never broken hearts, not from me. Uh, uh. Cause, remember, I'm a good girl.  :angel:

Now you all behave while I go run my kids too school. (or, Don, you wanna come run them for me so I don't have to get outta my jammies yet?)  :dancin:

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Oh, sorry Charmin.  I was bored, anything for a cheap laugh you know.
Isn't there a school bus the kids can hop on on Territorial?  It's not worth getting dressed just for that!  

Oh, okay, well if you're just using me for "cheap laughs", well......... that's a whole other story. I'll let ya get by with that.

And yes........ there's a bus....... you think my kids actually CATCH that thing every day?  LOL  Actually, their clothes weren't done in the dryer when the bus ran. They have a legitimate excuse today. And besides, my willpower is slipping, and I think I want a cup of coffee. I've been good, but I just feel I'm gonna need it today. So I'm gonna swing through Micky D's while I'm there in town.

Catcha a bit later on. I want to work on that duet. (yes....... you're GONNA sing it with me Don......... if I have to tie you, haha)

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It's been a long time.  I think I've forgotten how to play bass or sing!  The bass is that thing with four larger strings right?

Oh, yes, it's been SUCH a terrible long time.  LOL

Actually, a bit too long for me. You shoulda been here saturday, I told ya. We had the house rockin'. Then I woke up sunday of course with a worse throat again, haha. Ima prove it to ya....... I really can't sing at the moment. I sound like an old, worn out rock singer who's spent my life abusing my body.  LOL

But I can't hold off any longer, I gotta sing SOMEthing, no matter what the heck it comes out like. Actually, it's a bit better. (I said a BIT....)

So get your throat warmed up, no time like the present to give that song a whirl. I'll see if I can get it out without injuring something. (or someone??)  LOL

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Hey, you're conjuring up some vague, tequila-induced memories........ was I there?  LOL

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If you think I'm good with just the lyrics...hehehe...I ever get my hands on you, you're in trouble!!  

I also thought of another "Run" song...it fits

If there's a plane or a bus leavin' Dallas,
I hope you're on it
If there's a train movin' fast down the tracks
I hope you caught it
'Cause I swear, out there, ain't where
You oughta be

So catch a ride, catch a cab
Don't you know, I miss you bad
But don't you walk to me...

Baby, run
Cut a path across the blue sky
Straight in a straight line
You can't get here fast enough

Find a truck and fire it up
Lean in the gas and off the clutch
Leave Dallas in the dust
Oh, baby run

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Well Don Weiss, I'd have to say my secret love affair with George Clinton  :whistle: now please keep this confidencial I don't want none of this getting around OLOLOL I think thats about it, I can't think of anything else I'd have to worry about but I'll let you know if something comes up OLOL Hugzzz Monica  :angel:   Edit: To your question what ever happened to Bill and my affair  its still an ongoing thing  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

Well, I should have gotten out of here earlier and stopped over at your house for that music session.  So you get your throat problems when singing even if there's no ciggy smoke around?  I almost asked Paul exactly when is this air cleaner unit showing up? But I was told he was in a grumpy mood so I didn't.  You gotta get over there and reclaim some turf for the country singers.  The rock/pop kids are taking the joint over.  We need a balance in the song choices.

I've got a cold right now, so it'll be a few days before my harmonizing skills are back.  Now Which song were you talking about trying, "Someday" or the DC/Skaggs
song?

Don, don't gimme that "my throat is sore"........ haha, how many times has MY throat been rough, and you talk me into going to karaoke anyhow? Huh? Atleast a dozen.

The RS/DC song is what it is........ and, "You've Got Mail", haha.

Let's continue this discussion via email, I aint falling for that "sore throat" excuse. Have some warm honey lemon water and get going.  LOL

Oh.......er......... Pa-Leeze.........  :wink:

Oh, and maybe........ IF you get your part of the song done (chances will be better if you get it done TOday, haha) ......... here comes the bribe....... maybe we'll just go claim that turf this weekend. Patsy is wanting to go out again too, and Cathy.  :dancin:

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