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God, they are showing the last 20 years of my life...I can't believe all the stuff they are revealing!...They are displaying the USS Polk and her ability to deploy seal teams and all their capabilities.....I'm seeing all the equipment I used to operate/repair...I'm seeing all the things I swore to never reveal displayed on TV!...This is weird....What they can't show is the stress, the isolation, the endless hours/days/months of on-the-edge life/death, sane/insane personal side of it.

I pee'd my name in the snow at the North Pole after breaking up thru the ice in a 637 class fast attack submarine back in '84....I'm certain it's still there and will be long after I'm gone.

I'm shocked, but kinda glad they are showing it....It's a big change from when I couldn't even tell my wife where I was going or when i would be back or what i did while I was gone...Maybe she is watching this and will finally understand why I'm a little odd.

Keith, you mean N Pole Alaska ?   The North Pole itself I thought is just water.. It's a fictitious point I thought...

I was thinking of selling real estate there, on Ebay

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Nope, the North Pole is actually located on a floating ice cap...There is water underneath it...The best and most comfortable way to get there is by submarine....

Now that's an attractive thought Keith.  LOL

So, since you're feelin' all left out, tell ya what.

You come over, I'll fill the bathtub.....

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And I'll hold your head underwater for a couple of hours. I can even throw my old broken laptop in the tub, that way you can have a screen to look at & punch buttons on, and pretend it's all real.

Gosh, I'm being ownry today.  :oops:  You can ignore that post.

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I tried to pee off the fantail way up in the circle north of Scotland... I dont know how you managed to write ur name past the first letter

WOW,  Is that some Oregonian form of foreplay ?  

I've read Gloria Brahman's  book about "Different Loving" and alternative edge-play, but that sounds sort've romantic !

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Steven, Charmin would "forget" to unplug the laptop....My periscope would do great till the breaker blew, then i would be flushed down the drain.

Surely Kappy you've heard of the "asphyxiation technique"....... Heck, string around the neck....... hold their head underwater...... what's the dif??  LMAO


Oh, my bad, maybe I shouldn'ta said that?  :shock:

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Or what's worse, she'd have you face down ~

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Hey, don't go treating me like some dumb blonde. Look at the hair Keith..... sure, it's partly bottle, but I'm still a brunette. (and Steven knows how smart I really am)  8)

I would know to ONLY use the electrical outlet that's located IN the tub!! SillY....

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I always thought the danger of autoeroticism was Carbon Monoxide  :headscratch:

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With two involved there's no string involved...  Just holding hands












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(around each other's neck)

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The only way Charmin would get me face down is to wear a mask that looked like one of my ex wives.

Okay, so let's change the subject. Kappy is sounding WAY too experienced in that area, making me KINDA uncomfortable. (maybe giving me a bit of a "different" type of feeling too.... ....) But still scaring me.  :D

And, don't tell me you two don't take your spankin's laying face down like a man. So quit pretending it's otherwise. I know better.

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Yeah, I agree. When it gets to the point that you need to wear a "dickey do" hat, ya need to move to a warmer climate guys. Cause men were born to pee outdoors...... I have 4 brothers, a hubby, 3 sons, and lotsa friends...... so I know this to be true.  :yes:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I think Charmin knows the answer to why the grass is always greener on the neighors lawn.... Even Irma Bombecks interpretation doesn't apply on Charmins property.

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She is jealous cause we never get our feet wet when we tinkle.

Hey, I've NEVER griped about guys peeing in the yard. As long as they can turn their backs, and make sure there are no "ladies or children" present who may get offended. I mean, dogs do it. And....... man=dog=man....... so, what's the diff?



Well, yah, I could defend myself here, but I dunno. Hmmmm....There's something about my bragging how "experienced I am at peeing in the woods" that just MIGHT not sound right. So I'll let that one go.  :wink:

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Keith did u ever pee on a lectric fence
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