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Hey...the pic I took of Sharon's is seemingly making the rounds...so, um, yeah...please do!!  

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Post it in the new Critique thread..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Haha.......... I can see the comments now::

"In my opinion, it's a bit too OUT THERE"

"I'm thinking the jeans need to ride a little lower"

"In my honest opinion, you need to put on thongs and lose the undie lines"

"Um, bend over a bit so we can hear (uh.....see) it a bit clearer"



I'm thinkin' I best not give you guys the opportunity to critique my arse.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

See,  you are worse than we are.... and you complain about men with the remote controls ?   Not only do you control the little thing...but you're always screwing around with our little things... and you have the nerve to accuse US of being the pigs..... You make it wonder all over the place doing funny tricks all the time, We try to be productive, and you push some button on that remote of yours that you can't even figure out how to operate, and "it" starts standing up begging, while we are trying to make money at work.....

I knew it..... There had to be a woman behind something that's so changeable and moody  !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Yup. And it's a powerful feeling too. You men only THINK you're the dominant sex. Sorry to burst your bubble......... but they ARE fun little things to train. (did I say "little"?..... no disrespect there....... I can't judge accurately without a pic anyhow)  LOL

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Oh,  Don't worry...It's tough work,  but that's what member's helping arses is all about...  

Remember the motto here

KS my arse

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Oh my GOD........ I'm STILL laughing over:





Steven, you're hillarious!!  LMAO

And yes, I'll have to admit. Those things your ma told ya when you first discovered girls was true....... we are only here to tempt & tease you men, and lead you astray. It's all true. It's what we do best. You'll never be sane once you let a woman sink her claws into you.  :shock:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Oh my gawd, I'm SO gonna blame you if I pee my pants Steven, you're killin' me.......

Haha.......uh, brb, gotta run to the "other room" to take care a somethin' real quick.  :shock:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Yeah,  Like those cute little Sea Monkey's you could get in Boyslife magazine in the 1960's.... Tiny, adorable, and you can teach them tricks...  What they don't tell you is the life expectancy of brine shrimp is less than a day...

Hmmm...  I suppose the similarities are pretty close come to think of it !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

That jeans thang is very subjective.....Some girls are SO made for tite jeans, some shouldn't bother....Some look killer in skirts, but not jeans....

One morning, I jumped outta bed, picked a pair of jeans off the floor and stumbled into the kitchen to make coffee...The 3rd wife started laffing and asked why I was wearing her jeans....I ripped them off and looked at her butt and demanded to know why her jeans fit me....Told her that she was now on a diet, and that she had better start picking up the dirty clothes off the floor, and from now on I wanted my coffee ready when I woke up.

Lesson learned: NEVER laff at my butt.

Oh my gawd....... I could never in a million years wear my hubbies' jeans. And he wouldn't have a prayer of getting mine on!! Even his shirts hang to my thighs, hahaha. But BAD KEITH!! You should never tell your wife to diet!! (oh that's right...... she's your "ex"....... maybe she felt a bit "insecure" ya think?)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

And.......... I GUESS I'm gonna have to do the pic thing........... cause Keith is implying that I don't have the "jeans type butt".

Mister, It's been suggested that I should do Levi's & Wranglers commercials I'll have you know!! My arse looks just fine in my jeans. (though.......mini skirts have nearly gotten me in trouble a few times)  

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Must be pretty nice thighs if and empty shirt sleeve "hands" to it.....Or was that a spelling error?

Careful with your answer here...either you have nice thighs or you don't.

It can't be true... First thing my mom said was false, I recall it clearly

"Kappy, stop sticking pencils into your finger to make dots....There's no such thing
as Girl's having Cooties"..


What she didn't realize is girls DO have cooties,  It's just that the Cootie shot's take about 40 years to take effect !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Cute? (flipping hair)  JK! Why can't guys notice me for my mind too?

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pinkrose

Freak!! I was just correcting that typo and ya beat me to it!! Dang it Keith.

Okay, so yes, it was a typing error. Atleast I go back and edit mine. (usually, most of them)  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

We can,  but you'd need to post it in an avatar,  and put hair, and features around it that are conventionally attractive and feminine in appearance

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

As much as a Ilike jeans, I prefer a pleated short skirt on a windy day.

You should have been there when the 18 year old got out of her car and plulled her jacket on and when doing so trapped the back of her pleated shirt up under the wasteband of the jacket...She stood there in line in front of us for ten minutes like that tilll a friend walked up and fixed it for her...she was wearing thongs and folks were laffing out loud and she didn't notice.

And, uh, I dunno. I've never paid too much attention to my thighs. Great, now you're gonna have me standing nekkid in front of the mirror comparing my thighs to other girls' to see how I measure up. (any of you gals out there wanna come to my house & stand nekkid in front of the mirror with me??)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!!  

And I wouldn't object if you threw in a miniskirt pic, either!!    :worship:  :yum:  :worship:

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