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Once upon a time in a far off land (galaxy) lived a group of warm fluffy animules
called plushies. They lived in a colony where everything was wonderful and to be a plushie, you had to be able to sing. Now in plushie land there were ratings. From 1 to 10. And a 1 was a the most terrible vile thing one could do to a fellow plushi while a 10 was the nicest most loving huggy type encouragement.

The problem was so many people got 10s that all other ratings soon became unacceptable. In fact, a grushie, was someone that dared to rate less than 10 and even more so gave sincere honest reasons for those ratings.

Grushie dare not stand near the grey green sea where the snipe sharks lived. Such amphibians could pose as plushies, but when unhappy morphed into unhappy things which then would attack the Grushies.

Sigh.

What to do? In Neoland the pets never die and in plushie land every song is wonderful. A critique is incredible, rocking, and any other superlative one can think of.

There are obscene words in Plushie land.

A few are :
flat, weak, lack of emotion, pitchy, etc.

It is said there are other NeoKaraoke places where Plushies have taken over to the point that criticism is forbidden and helpful suggestion can only be sent in secret.

In NeoKaraoke land threads do not mean clothes. They are long pages of posts and often some have nasty sharp pointy teeth.

In real land, to earn the rating, you must be open for constructive suggestion as to your performance.

But
But Puff the magic Plushie lived by the sea
And sang out of tune beneath the moon
In the land of Neo Karaoke

jvj

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie

This sort've reminds me of this place I hang in on the internet !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Now if I could only put that to music and submit it somewhere - I swear I would get a "10" everytime

Or I would b*tch like hell and write endless diatribes in the forums until I got what I deserved ...so there ...nah nah nah

*Sigh*...I have got to get a life

Just some musings...

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Terryoke
Krazy Kanuck Karaokeist

Karaoke is the only social disease that you can get in public and not get arrested.

You probably could make a song out've it.. Here's an Idea

Plushie

and I feel, so much depends upon whether.
where're you going with my ranking



Something like that perhaps ?   It's about as creative as I get.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Perhaps. Today in my early morning briefs I find a plague that is spreading from
a small island in France, much faster than Avian, which unofficially is already in 50 countries. And then a ray of hope. A note that we have discovered the signal from a gene which stops after a certain age and causes people to die. Basically, the discovery of the utilization of molecular surgery techniques and DNA modification will result in reversing aging and curing most diseases as we know them.

I look at our national defenses and we work on preventing a shutdown of the entire national power grid, or the aftermath of an electromagnetic pulse, which will wipe out almost all surface communications, paralize transportation, and result in the overall collapse of life as you know it and the entire economic system.

Long hours, and grueling time spent creating the prototype for the fastest supercomputer on the planet. A computer which will change everything and provide a defense against more than 12 million Al Queda - 1% of the Muslim population which could quickly blossom into 120 million with the invasion of Iran by a proxy army from Turkey.

Meanwhile, the one drug we have, Tamiflu, is a joke because of  triple point mutation of the human passable Avian bug in an outbreak just north of the Iran border. This mutation means the bug has jumped the species barrier and despite denials can be passed person to person, even airborne. We feverishly try to set aside hundreds of millions of dollars to manufacture a drug which is worthless against an approaching epidemic which will kill millions.

In China a young girl is dying and nothing can be done. Reporting of the outbreak is blocked by political walls.

So sometimes, already having melanoma and having faced the reaper many many times, I write dark songs about an all too possible future. Without diversion, listening to music, writing music, and of course reading the "diatribes" of which I am not the only author, I would have just  a little too much "get a life" to handle.

Be thankful for what you do not know. When I was 18 where I worked I learned we could nuke and destroy life on earth in less than 40 minutes.

Hey, a little distraction here, a little aggravation about the rating system, the chatter of people sharing parts of their lives and feelings makes it a little more bearable.
One day, you will be like the man in the nuclear aftermath with a portable tv wandering looking for a plug. There will be no karaoke because their will be no more network. You won't even be able to get a radio signal or T.V. broadcast. Airports will be shut down, trucks will stop carrying food, and there will be riots in the streets, as are beginning now in France over the advent of Avian and panic.

Close your eyes, listen to music, enjoy the day. I may not have any life at all soon.
And I wonder, will some ET going through remnants of my  songs on recovered data from archives now hidden deep in the earth, shed a tear for mankind which will no longer exist.

More than get a life, save a life. Take your pick. There are millions and if you want the luxury of another day in Paradise, never assume too much. Most of us bear great burdens and sorrows and come here to find a little solace from the world.
We are not here to escape the world, but create a new one- because the one out there is not fixable.

But then again, we must ponder, as I do in my songs, looking across the graveyards where someday the whole planet will possibly become a vast necropolis - these little diversions, the laughter, the sharing, even the fights and bickerings should be cherished. Nothing last forever.

Whatever lifeform replaces us will no doubt sing. There is singing all around you, from a thousand species of animals and insects. How would you rate a sparrow singing his little heart out at dawn. Don't know. Perhaps we shouldn't. Unless of course... he wants a critique.

jvj

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie

oh i wish i were a fluffy plushie
dancing in the field
where dandelions sway and play
and life is not too real

i'd dance & sing & play all day
and when my friends came round
we'd all hug & blow kisses
and throw grushies into the burning tar pit so they could die & never be seen again....

lalalalalalalalaalalalalahhhhh
lalalalalhhh

lalaalalalahhhh

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i do what i can ma'am

heheheh

I got naked and danced to that song, man.

Hot stuff.

i DARE YOU to RECORD that with MUSIC, and POST IT.


seriously though, do it;)

Thanks!! I got this whole visual thing of a Plushie dancin'  Maybe if Crystal sees this she will have a dancin' plushie for us...Cause she is the queen of those cute little pics of things!!!

But until then these will have to work.
 :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:  :dancin:

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

hmmm do ya think loofa would make me a backing???

Or I could just play little kid's records in the background... hehehheh

I think we should go all out and do a video.  jvj

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie

I did do a video, but it is not "forum friendly".... well, unless it is an adult ### forum:).



Ok, going away now.

:shock::drool::shock::drool:

um.... how much does it cost??

(digging in corners for pennies)

umm.... how's this?:

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Karaoke experience.. just here
to get a video, jvj
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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

WOW... That was beautiful Jian.... I love romantic poetry !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Is that all you can say. Just read between the line man.

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

[highlight=darkblue]This is as piece of work. I know some people see Jesus on alley brick walls, but
there is stuff in here. Worthy of PGP. Thanks for a bounce on this one. Pretty subtle but while the woman make the video - another day to do all I said before.

Take care.

jvj[/highlight]

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie