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Crystal
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SwingcatKurt @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:59 am wrote: My favorite line/hook is to make some direct eye contact then go right up and ask, "Has anyone here tonight TOLD YOU just how GORGEOUS you look???" She replys "no". Then I reply, "Well dont you think you DESERVE TO BE TOLD THAT YOUR THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHt???" (boring in with more intense eye contact) Then she replys, "Well..................yes!" The I reply, "Well maybe nobody ELSE here thinks enough to tell you that so I AM TELLING you that youre THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHT!" (more direct eye contact----better yet if I can get her to dance with me then speak low directly into her ear while dancing with her) Then her eyes flutter, she blushes a bit and smiles. Thats when I have her!! LIKE PUTTY IN MY HAND!!! They simply cant resist delisciously insincere FLATTERY!!!  :brows: 
if anyone did that to me, I'd be backin' away.... stumbling over chairs...... still keepin a watchful eye on the madman tryin to pick me up..... trip over the door frame... on my way outta there! _________________ 
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karyoker
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True story......In a local small bar the gal tending bar during karaoke was having boy friend problems.. She said I need a spell.. So I went out and got a rock told her to hold out her hand.. I gently placed the rock in her palm and spouted some magicians phrases... It seemed to be working because she was getting along better with her boy friend.. A few weeks later a walked into the bar Very serious like she screamed at me..
Ollie your fu***G rock got me pregnant!!!! Everybody was rollin on the floor...
Later that night I was sitting with some out of town gals... She walked up and said if this sob tries to give you a f***g rock shove it down his throat...I was splitting a gut They didnt have a clue what was going on but sometimes you can score with a little rock 
Page 2: A few months later when we were singing and rocking her yet to be born baby would kick like crazy....Sometimes she would hunch over in pain... After he was born her mother came into the v with the new one.. I started singing he got the strangest look in his eyes and looked at me and smiled.. When he was 4 years old he would go up and want to sing with the band Of course they would let him ... I havnt seen him for 2 or 3 years but I'll tell you what that kid is going to rock...
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milo
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:24 am |
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Quote: simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor
:roll: pull her away from her man? try that with me and you'd be on your (@$%&#!) before you could get me out of my chair.....
too funny crystal.......at least they provide us with a little comic relief..... 
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Crystal
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:37 am |
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Milo @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:24 am wrote: Quote: simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor :roll: pull her away from her man? try that with me and you'd be on your (@$%&#!) before you could get me out of my chair..... I agree 100%
I would be insulted if some guy tried to pull me away from my man... "do you think I'd be here with him if I didn't want to be?" _________________
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knightshow
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this whole thread... sheesh!
I just lick my eyebrows... works every time!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:08 am |
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Crystal @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:37 am wrote: Milo @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:24 am wrote: Quote: simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor :roll: pull her away from her man? try that with me and you'd be on your before you could get me out of my chair..... I agree 100% I would be insulted if some guy tried to pull me away from my man... "do you think I'd be here with him if I didn't want to be?" "Pull" was a poor choice of words on my part...Actually is was more like "guide" her out to the dance floor.
Hey, we were discussing pick up lines, I'm only contributing what worked for me in the past....And yes, she left with me that night....It was simply a matter of "actions speak louder than words"...It was instictive impulse on my part, and amazement on her part....Afterall, you cannot deny that most women prefer action over words...Especially when your actions appear innocent and harmless, but seductive yet impersonal enuff to allow her the excuse "it was just a dance"...Like any dance where the man leads, one step leads to the other.
Who needs a line when the song and the moment can do it for you?
Successful seduction begins long before you two meet....For her, it begins with what to wear....For him, it is instinct and the willingness to act.
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pflugerville
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:14 am |
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"I have an 8 inch toungue nad I can hold my breath for 30 minutes!
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" Do you know what F***s like a tiger and winks?"
_________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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karyoker
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:17 am |
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Quote: I have an 8 inch toungue nad I can hold my breath for 30 minutes!
Yea but those chemicals they use in hot tubs does funny things to my sinuses... 
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Babs
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CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:28 pm wrote: thiis line actually works. well it's not acutally a "line" more of a hook
sit down next to a good looking woman ( i guess technivally she doens't have to be good looking, but i find that those are the kind i'm drawn to) anyway, leep looking and listening to your watch. she'll finally ask something like if you're waiting on someone or if it's broken or something about the watch. you tell her the watch can tell you things about people. she'll look at you crazy and say something like, "yeah right". but you insist it tells you things. she'll say, ok "what does it tell you about me?" to which you respond, "it's telling me you don't have on any panties" she'll look at you incredulous and say "of course i have on panties!" (unless of course she doesn't, and in that case you're already home free!)
anyway, after she tells you that she does indeed have panties on your shake the watch a couple of times adn listen to it again. pick your head up and look her straight in the eyes and say, "the thing must be running fast!"
IF a guy told me his watch told him I didn't have any panties on I'd look him in the eye and say that's amazing because my watch just told me you were going to hit on me with a crude pick up line. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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Babs
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SwingcatKurt @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:59 am wrote: My favorite line/hook is to make some direct eye contact then go right up and ask, "Has anyone here tonight TOLD YOU just how GORGEOUS you look???" She replys "no". Then I reply, "Well dont you think you DESERVE TO BE TOLD THAT YOUR THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHt???" (boring in with more intense eye contact) Then she replys, "Well..................yes!" The I reply, "Well maybe nobody ELSE here thinks enough to tell you that so I AM TELLING you that youre THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHT!" (more direct eye contact----better yet if I can get her to dance with me then speak low directly into her ear while dancing with her) Then her eyes flutter, she blushes a bit and smiles. Thats when I have her!! LIKE PUTTY IN MY HAND!!! They simply cant resist delisciously insincere FLATTERY!!! :brows: I don't know why, but that turns me off. I seem to be more attracted to a guy that just approaches me to talk and acts like he wants to get to know me in friendly way. As soon as a guy starts with flattery I get suspicious. I don't go out to get picked up for one night. I'd probably say thank you and move away fast. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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Keith01 @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:23 am wrote: The absolute most effective "pick-up" I have ever used was to take the cordless mic and ease out into the audience...then as the song started, reach out to the target and once she took my hand, simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor...Then look her in the eyes while singing and dancing with her....and after the song n dance, walk her back to her seat and act like nothing happened....Follow it up with a little eye contact later in the night and you will see she can't take her eyes off of you.
Oooh your smooth - if I wasn't with someone and a guy sang to me. Then later acted all cool like nothing happened, it would probably work on me. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[updown] ~*~ MONKEY BUSINESS KARAOKE~*~ [/shadow][/updown][/glow]
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Babs @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:28 pm wrote: Keith01 @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:23 am wrote: The absolute most effective "pick-up" I have ever used was to take the cordless mic and ease out into the audience...then as the song started, reach out to the target and once she took my hand, simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor...Then look her in the eyes while singing and dancing with her....and after the song n dance, walk her back to her seat and act like nothing happened....Follow it up with a little eye contact later in the night and you will see she can't take her eyes off of you. Oooh your smooth - if I wasn't with someone and a guy sang to me. Then later acted all cool like nothing happened, it would probably work on me. ...And you would be the one worth the effort....Subtile seduction often flys over the head of those not so,....Not so tuned in to it....
I love to watch a woman get dressed...especially when it's for a night out on the town....That's when my male ability to be ready instantly grants me the leasure to watch her begin the seduction....I love it when she cuts her eyes at me with each layer, each stage of preparation...Looking for my approval and also trying to shock me in the process.
I don't have to watch a woman dress to know what's on her mind....It's transparent as soon as she walks in the door...The more pains she took to present herself, the more she invites attention....And she wants that attention layer by layer, glance by glance, flirt after flirt...she wants my attention-but not all at once...At first she just wants to be noticed....Then later she wants action layer after layer, step by step, she wants to be seduced with the same pains and care she took to attract you.
What woman worth her salt would bother to shave her legs for less?
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:03 pm |
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Quote: if I wasn't with someone and a guy sang to me
now there you go keith....there's just something sleazy about trying to pick someone up who's obviously with her man.....other than that you've got all
the right moves.....in this case at least.....
hmmmmmmm i think you need to sub a song on the showcase....you've got
me curious to hear what you sound like.....
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:26 pm |
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Milo @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:03 pm wrote: Quote: if I wasn't with someone and a guy sang to me now there you go keith....there's just something sleazy about trying to pick someone up who's obviously with her man.....other than that you've got all the right moves.....in this case at least..... hmmmmmmm i think you need to sub a song on the showcase....you've got me curious to hear what you sound like..... Heh, heh...you don't understand me...I want mostly what someone else has....I want confrontation sometimes...And if no confrontation, then I take her anyway.
I'll make a sub just as soon as I get this recording thing set up....You got a request? I'm kinda raspy and low...I do some Allen Jackson ok but my best is Josh Turner's "Your Man" and A few Tracy Lawrence and Clint Black.
I guess I should spend some time over in singers Showcase....My last time there Charmin was at the top of the list and she blew me away....That gal can really sing!
I'll go look for you there later tonight.
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knightshow @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:57 am wrote: this whole thread... sheesh!
I just lick my eyebrows... works every time!
LMFAO!!
Matt..... I swear!! Your quick-witted one liners kill me every time!
.....ps....I've GOTTA see that! _________________
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CrankItUpProd @ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:14 am wrote: "I have an 8 inch toungue nad:wink:
What the Hell is an 8"tongue "nad"? I bet some girls might be impressed by THAT! _________________ LIKE Lonman on Facebook - Lonman Productions Karaoke & my main site via my profile!
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I'm not confident enough to try a pick up line out of the blue... which is why karaoke is perfect - you get to
- sing her a nice ballad... well it worked for Romeo and Juliet
- compliment her on the song she just sang as a conversation opener
plus you already know her name from when the KJ called her up.
I should point out that none of the above techniques have ever actually worked for me yet...
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Don't the ladies have a pick up line? I had one from a lady but it was written on a song slip and handed to me by the waiter.
It reads; Call, when you feel lonely... (followed by her hand phone number) and a cheeky smile on near face when I turn around to see where it come from.
Never did call her; never was lonely.
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Quote: Heh, heh...you don't understand me...I want mostly what someone else has....I want confrontation sometimes...And if no confrontation, then I take her anyway. now why did i already know that?  Quote: I'll make a sub just as soon as I get this recording thing set up....You got a request? I'm kinda raspy and low...I do some Allen Jackson ok but my best is Josh Turner's "Your Man" and A few Tracy Lawrence and Clint Black. i love 'your man' but i must warn you....i have trouble hearing other guys sing it besides my b/f.....just can't get past it ya know? so no matter how good you sing it, it won't be as good as his....  with ya, kinda....post it! i'd love to hear it.... Quote: I guess I should spend some time over in singers Showcase....My last time there Charmin was at the top of the list and she blew me away....That gal can really sing!
charmin is a fantastic singer....i wish i could belt out songs like she does....i'm stuck with the old stick in the mud, croony type songs....i even did a rock song once (i want you to want me - cheap trick) and it came out sounding like a ballad....
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:48 pm |
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Milo @ Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:16 pm wrote: Quote: Heh, heh...you don't understand me...I want mostly what someone else has....I want confrontation sometimes...And if no confrontation, then I take her anyway. now why did i already know that? Quote: I'll make a sub just as soon as I get this recording thing set up....You got a request? I'm kinda raspy and low...I do some Allen Jackson ok but my best is Josh Turner's "Your Man" and A few Tracy Lawrence and Clint Black. i love 'your man' but i must warn you....i have trouble hearing other guys sing it besides my b/f.....just can't get past it ya know? so no matter how good you sing it, it won't be as good as his.... with ya, kinda....post it! i'd love to hear it.... Quote: I guess I should spend some time over in singers Showcase....My last time there Charmin was at the top of the list and she blew me away....That gal can really sing! charmin is a fantastic singer....i wish i could belt out songs like she does....i'm stuck with the old stick in the mud, croony type songs....i even did a rock song once (i want you to want me - cheap trick) and it came out sounding like a ballad.... Heh, heh.....I like the way you hold your boyfriend up like a shield....As if you really think he is going to protect you from yourself....It's just a paper shield...The question is who will tear thru it first, you or me?
I think you are really cute...I would say that even if I was with somebody else and if you were hiding behind your boyfriend...I'd say it over his shoulder and past his ear...I'd say it just to see what you would both do. ..If you flipped your skirt and clicked your heels away, I'd laff...I you pushed him aside, I'd win...If he got upset, I'd have to fight...either way, it would be interesting to see how it turned out. 
Don't ask me to sing to you unless you are willing to dance with me too.
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