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It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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cal's quote:"the best things in life are free, yet those things are priceless"

HERES AN ENLIGHTING POEM:

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh#*%t.


I LIKE IT BUT HE LEFT OUT MEGA KARAOKE SYSTEM.....CACTUS

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cal's quote:"the best things in life are free, yet those things are priceless"

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The new chief was going into his first winter and elders was asking Bad winter? How much wood are we going to need?  He looked at the ponys and noticed the ponys with a heavy coat and the geese were heading south early.. Lots and lots of wood he said..

A couple days later he called the national weather service What does the upcoming winter look like?... It looks like its going to be colder than usual so he went to the elders We need lots and lots more wood...  So he again called the nws. Anymore info on the upcoming winter?    You better be prepared for one of the worst winters in years the local indian tribe is gathering fire wood like crazy.......

two monkeys in the bath and one monkey says to the other one HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO and the other monkey replys "i told you to put more cold water in"

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf and drank a lot of beer -  whenever he wanted.

THE END

But then she haunted his dreams.......

He couldn't sleep at night, visions of her ran through his head......

He literally saw her everywhere in his mind and it drove him crazy......

He heard her voice in every song he listened to......

He broke down everytime he saw a couple strolling arm in arm......

He drank himself into a stupor, and died one night with her name on his lips.....

Heck, man, save yourself the agony & just go drag her to the alter and marry the gal.  :D

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