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BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:36 pm wrote: Keith01 @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:27 pm wrote: I don't expect you to understand what it's like.....Afterall, you are a fem. Trust me, it's kinda nice to come home to a woman who is a little out of control demanding you spank her and yank her around a little bit....Then afterwards she crawls up in your lap and drips a tear on your shoulder and and clings real tight, and tells you how much she loves you.
Most women want a strong man...They just don't know it....So they test him by being biotchy and demanding-secretly hoping he will jerk on their hair and yank them straight, then pet and sooth them afterwards...It's a daddy thing, huh?
Who's your daddy, Charmin? Keith, I'm only gonna say this ONCE, and likely I'll edit later......... but you are SO much like my husband it makes me SICK!! You're a true born woman hater...... women are posessions & garbage all in one to guys like you. Wow!....Hey, I'm sorry...It appears you ain't in the mood for my humor....I really DO respect you Charmin.....Sorry if someone ticked you off today.
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Not sure what in the $%^# this all has to do with karaoke but it has sure been entertaining.  Nothing like trying to figure out a woman!
Reminds me of the other night,...the wife and I were laying in bed watching a late night version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." After the show I turned the tv off and as we settled under the covers I asked her, "Hey you want to get a little?" "No" she said. I asked her, "Is that you're final anwser?" "Yes" she said. I then stupidly asked, "Ok, can I call a friend?" Last thing I remembered! OUCH!
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Go To Oprah!!! GoTo Oprah!!!! Go To Oprah!!!!  LOL
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Kellyoke @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:49 pm wrote: Not sure what in the $%^# this all has to do with karaoke but it has sure been entertaining. Nothing like trying to figure out a woman! Reminds me of the other night,...the wife and I were laying in bed watching a late night version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." After the show I turned the tv off and as we settled under the covers I asked her, "Hey you want to get a little?" "No" she said. I asked her, "Is that you're final anwser?" "Yes" she said. I then stupidly asked, "Ok, can I call a friend?" Last thing I remembered! OUCH! Kelly Hahaha......... and I hope she smacked ya dang hard! Gosh, you men are unreal sometimes. (though that WAS terribly funny)
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Okay, I really apologize.......
I was going to make a small announcement......
A few people here got "an idear" in their head about me.
And I was gonna defend myself.
But, I've had a change of heart, I'm gonna let it slide off my shoulders.
*I'M GONNA JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN* So there...... gossip all ya want, and think what you want.
MODS OR PHIL........ CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD?!?!
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:32 pm |
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BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:27 pm wrote: Okay, I really apologize.......
I was going to make a small announcement......
A few people here got "an idear" in their head about me.
And I was gonna defend myself.
But, I've had a change of heart, I'm gonna let it slide off my shoulders.
*I'M GONNA JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN* So there...... gossip all ya want, and think what you want.
MODS OR PHIL........ CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD?!?! I musta missed that IDEAR thang...All i know is you wasn't yerself tonight.....Someone fill me in. 
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I'm having a tough time understanding all this, but I just woke up after falling asleep a couple hours ago.
Don. you have those pickles to go with my last ice-cream craving ? I can use something to snack on, I'm getting another craving, and trying to figure out women !
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:28 pm |
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Steven Kaplan @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:12 pm wrote: I'm having a tough time understanding all this, but I just woke up after falling asleep a couple hours ago.
Don. you have those pickles to go with my last ice-cream craving ? I can use something to snack on, I'm getting another craving, and trying to figure out women ! Steven, there is NO WAY you are pregnant. It is only constipation....Trust me, you should not eat pickles in your condition...Try something more gentle....Eat a rack of bananas and some really greasy bacon, then find something thick to read and place it in the bathroom in reach. ...P.S. wear ear plugs and a splatter shield.
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Thanks Keith ! BRB, I need to run and get some of that before the stores close at 9...
Sounds like you've not only given me a suggestion that homeopathic, but a new idea to add some spice to my already scintillating social life !!!
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Rule number 1.... wake up first, type second.....
Good advice Kappy !
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BlueStainedShoes @ Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:19 pm wrote: Oh, for cryin' out loud, I give UP Keith.......
You like 'em hard, you like 'em soft, you like 'em loud, you like 'em quiet.......
I think:
You like 'em with two legs and a couple, uh, "other things"....... and you don't care WHAT goes on in their head at all. That's what I think.
I have a feeling you best stick with Isis, cause if you ever showed up at MY door? I think I'd say to heck with the splitting maul, and go straight for the chainsaw. (and yes....... I can operate one of those as well!!) LOL
And you SO do NOT "have my number"......!!!
This is my drunken post so hate me tommorow if you don't like it...
I think Keith (and Dave too) JUST LIKE EM IF THEY ARE BREATHING AND i THINK THE BREATHING PART MAY BE QUESTIONABLE AT TIMES.....I really think they just Love the ladies, no matter what....
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Quote: And I was gonna defend myself.
But, I've had a change of heart, I'm gonna let it slide off my shoulders
blue, i'm really sorry this happened to you....been there.....it's definitely not worth your time or trouble to defend yourself against people who really have no clue....
Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Suess)
Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you. (John Wooden)
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umm yeah hon.. what "they" (Milo and her friends) said!! :hug:
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Milo @ Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:06 am wrote: blue, i'm really sorry this happened to you....been there.....it's definitely not worth your time or trouble to defend yourself against people who really have no clue....
Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Suess)
Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you. (John Wooden)
Thank ya, it's really all okay.
I didn't mean to act like such a drama queen........ I really hate drama queens......heck, I used to get in fist fights with them in high school, LoL.
So much for the mods removing this thread...... maybe I'll throw in a nekkid pic..... THEN they'll yank it down. :shock:
And hey, that Dr. Suess is a pretty witty fella. I like him. (and for some strange reason, now I have a craving for some green eggs n' ham)
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Okay, sure, though I NORMALLY send those through email Dr. D.......
Lemme find a good one, I'll be back shortly.
Mods, you watching this??
I'm determined enough to get this thread gone, I might just do it!! :dancin:
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FoxeRoxy @ Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:02 pm wrote: umm yeah hon.. what "they" (Milo and her friends) said!! :hug:
i sat here for a few minutes trying to figure out who my 'friends' were....little slower than usual there today.....i thot maybe you were talking about my imaginary little friends running around in my head....
i used to LOVE reading dr. suess to my boys.....do you think a 14 year old would let me read them to him again?
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dup post
i'm going back to bed.......
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Milo @ Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:28 am wrote: dup post
i'm going back to bed.......
And speaking of bed, ummmmm, Milo......
Since I need to post a really good pic here (a good enough one to get the thread pulled down)....
Do ya mind if I use one of the ones of us? You know, that we took on our trip to sunny Florida to see Michael? I'm sure he wouldn't mind my posting one of those. :twisted:
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