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Do you girls ever respond to pick up lines.
Personally they turn me off! I usually respond by saying something like:
Nice pick up line does that actually work? Or you must not get laid much with a line like that.
I guess it matters how crude the line is.

Why don't guys just be themselves and walk up and intraduce themselves.
Most pick up lines are crude.

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you know i've never actually had a guy that used a pick-up line on me.....kinda wish they would though so i can use your comebacks....

of course i've never actually had that many guys come up to introduce themselves to me either...

C'mon, none of these would work?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Your legs MUST be tired because you've been running through my mind all day long!

I can make you breakfast, should I call you or nudge you?

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

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Lonnie, oh my god.......

Do you USE those lines?  LMAO

Honestly, I am sitting here trying to think, and other than people giving me the eye, or sliding past me a "bit too closely" when you're standing at the bar and saying "oh, excuse me darlin", or using their hand patting my backside as I walk by them as an addition to "good job on the song" ......... crum like that- I can't recall ever hearing any corny pick up lines.

......... That's almost not fair, I want to hear some corny pick up lines too!!

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Freshman year in highschool (1977) and I had a major crush on these TWINS.

The best I could come up with was "Do you two know each other?".

They didn't speak to me until senior year, when everyone was signing one another's yearbook

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I've NEVER had anyone use a pick-up line on me...... not any of THOSE anyways.... closest I've come is

"uhh.... you wanna dance?"

to which I'd usually say

"uhhh.... I suck at dancing"

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On the back of my Business card I have this centered and in the middle. It also works on a personal card.

Its difficult to meet nice people
in a place like this,But I'd really
like to meet you.
Please call.

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I'm Not Dead yet...... But every day Im getting Closer !

I was painfully shy when I was young and in high school I couldnt even mutter anything.   After years of public speaking hosting etc. I can approach anybody now and
in 2 minutes be talking like we have known each other for 20 years. We were standing line the other day and I started chatting with the lady in front of us. Coming out of the store my buddy said who was that?   I dont know....The next time we were in there I was waving a plumbers plunger above my head running up and down the isles singing How Highs The Water Mama... Its just a matter of total openess and it doesnt make any difference what you say...

YOU.............. SHY?? Oh my gosh, about as shy as Tig,  LMAO !!!

But I don't think I would go in the store with you.    You sound like my brother Andy, everytime we would go in a store, he would do SOMEthing to try to embarass me.

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No i'm actually really shy when i'm not on the mic, I wouldn't have been able to say anything like those to someone face to face.  
Just found those on a "pick up line" website for all your enjoyment.

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My usual pick up line is, "Get in the truck, woman."

It usually works.

OMG........ I think I just fell in love.  :dancin:



(By the way....uh.... what KIND of truck? And is it jacked up?)  

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Lonman  LMAO

Girls - It's hard to believe girls as pretty as you guys haven't heard some
pick up lines. Maybe I just attract the creeps. No.......I know I do.

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thiis line actually works.  well it's not acutally a "line" more of a hook

sit down next to a good looking woman ( i guess technivally she doens't have to be good looking, but i find that those are the kind i'm drawn to)  anyway, leep looking and listening to your watch.  she'll finally ask something like if you're waiting on someone or if it's broken or something about the watch.  you tell her the watch can tell you things about people.  she'll look at you crazy and say something like, "yeah right".  but you insist it tells you things.  she'll say, ok "what does it tell you about me?"  to which you respond, "it's telling me you don't have on any panties"  she'll look at you incredulous and say "of course i have on panties!"  (unless of course she doesn't, and in that case you're already home free!)
anyway, after she tells you that she does indeed have panties on your shake the watch a couple of times adn listen to it again.  pick your head up and look her straight in the eyes and say, "the damn thing must be running fast!"

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Hook? JK Sounds like fishing in deep water to me   "pick your head"  Not sure if that works for me or not  JK

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pinkrose

...In Texas we call that 4 play....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

 In Boston we call it: A Fishy Tale

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Nope, i traded my jacked up 4x4 toyota for a low riding and long white silverado with ground effects and loud pipes....I like leather seats and lots of room and a silky smooth ride.....Glossy wood trimmed dash and door panels and good sound...If i want to feel jacked up and do 4x4 stuff, I saddle my horse....Hon, a horse can go places no truck can go....and they smell better too.

My favorite line/hook is to make some direct eye contact then go right up and ask, "Has anyone here tonight TOLD YOU just how GORGEOUS you look???"

She replys "no".

Then I reply, "Well dont you think you DESERVE TO BE TOLD THAT YOUR THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHt???" (boring in with more intense eye contact)

Then she replys, "Well..................yes!"

The I reply, "Well maybe nobody ELSE here thinks enough to tell you that so I AM TELLING you that youre THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE HERE TONIGHT!" (more direct eye contact----better yet if I can get her to dance with me then speak low directly into her ear while dancing with her)

Then her eyes flutter, she blushes a bit and smiles.

Thats when I have her!! LIKE PUTTY IN MY HAND!!!

They simply cant resist delisciously insincere FLATTERY!!!

 :brows:

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

The absolute most effective "pick-up" I have ever used was to take the cordless mic and ease out into the audience...then as the song started, reach out to the target and once she took my hand, simply pull her away from her man and out on the dance floor...Then look her in the eyes while singing and dancing with her....and after the song n dance, walk her back to her seat and act like nothing happened....Follow it up with a little eye contact later in the night and you will see she can't take her eyes off of you.