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You musta missed the posts where she ripped my head off and handed it to me.

That's ok, cause it's detachable...I screwed it right back on with little blood loss.

I sure hope she feels better soon. I bet she is having one of those headaches of hers...Poor baby. She is too nice to suffer stuff like that.

i think she got sidetracked with you....i'm still waiting..........

louise?  
c'mon hon....don't ya have anything else?  can't ya just make up something?

Sorry, guys, it was NOT a hoax.........

And I was only gonna flame myself in that other thread. These 2 threads are TOTALLY not connected in any way. Except, well yeah, I started them- in the same day, but that's all.

 Crystal. Good to see ya back darlin', I missed ya. (and I'm thinkin' most of the men did too)  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

And I'm thinkin MOST of the men missed the sweet Charmin we all know...I know I did.

i've been jumping around in the theads so much this evening i have no idea where i am anymore....i can't keep up....crim-a-neeeeeee guys slow down a bit....

Dang, Milo!...You are cute too! I am such a lucky guy to be in a forum with so many cute gals!

Plug, I love ya no chit, but you need to be careful right now. Charmin is packin her splitting maul and she left her sense of humor on the porch....So beware!

Charmin is rarely- if ever - sweet Keith. Really, haven't you seen that already?

I can act like a "girl for hire" if I put my mind to it....  :wink: ...... which in your case may constitute "sweet". But I'm pretty much a brat 24/7...... on my good days.

You're really not missing much.... even when I'm gone.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Who are you?...What did you do with Charmin?!

I did click it, then I SAVED it........ seems to fit my mood today. I could use a "flaming Charmin" blinkie once in a while.

And no, Keith, jokes about my name fail to bug me anymore. I got toughened up about that one by the time I hit second grade.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

....I'm going outside for the night....Gonna sniff around and pick up a trail-any trail......Leave the door open or toss some scraps in my bowl when it's safe to come home.

my last name used to be "Penny"

'member the Arby's commercial with that song

Bacon Cheddar curly fries
Bacon Cheddar curly Fries
Bacon Cheddar Curly Fries
and only for $3.99

WELL..... they changed the lyrics to:

Crystal Penny, Nickle Dime
Crystal Penny, Nickle Dime
Crystal Penny, Nickle Dime
and only worth $3.99

and NOW I wont tell you what my last name is...... but when I'm pregnant or really fat..... it's SOOOOOO not flattering!

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I already apologized........ atleast .......... all I could allow for today.  :(

I'm not myself at all, maybe Charmin will return, I'll try. But no big promises.

Actually, it's man troubles...... and yes, I want to share them...... but under the circumstances, no I can't.

You don't wanna know anyhow. Just one of my days again- I'm sure some of you are already used to my mood swings. But, at the moment, I have a bad cold & can't go "sing it out".... so I'm trying to biotch it out.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I can understand where you don't like someone twisting your name into a joke, but I don't recall doing that with Charmin....Charmin, did I do that to you?

Yeah, if kids can find ANYthing in a name to pick on, they will. I mean, sheesh, growing up with a name that people associate with wiping your arse....... I mean, I REALLY toughened up by second grade. It was "swing the first punch" to make 'em stop, or listen to it all recess by the dumb little boys who were still too young to like girls. (yes...... my first punch thrown WAS to a male, haha some things don't change)  Of course , as I got older, the name being associated with "squeezably soft" took on a whole new meaning for SOME of those little boys. Hahahaha.......

Okay, so thanks guys, maybe you're all breaking me back outta my shell.  :)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

what's funny is I worked at Arby's as a manager, but never heard that commercial!

Ummm, No Keith. You left my name alone today. You just called me a flaky drama queen ...... aka "sweetcheeks". (that's the one that really set me off)  :wink:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

are you serious???? It's to the tune of the lone ranger song! HAHA!!
it was on when I was in elementary, and they just re-ran it a few months ago!

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sonofa....

do you have ANY idea how bad I'm craving a big juicy burger from Arby's now??

OH MAN!! which one would I pick? The beef n cheddar? the Roast Chicken Club? The Chicken Cordon Bleu? OHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!

if someone post a big picture of an ooey-gooey-cheeesy burger I think I'm gonna faint!

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....It's ok. I'm one of your biggest fans. You just take care of Charmin til you feel better and feel like you got sweetcheeks again.

Sorry for the man troubles, but I didn't do those things to you, he did. Usually I'm the guy who makes it up to the gal who has been mistreated And usually, I'm the guy who gets the gal he would have gotten if only he understood her better....So don't expect me to help you two work it out as long as I think I might get you if it doesn't...I'm a dog and a vulture..I don't hope that folks suffer, but I make my living off it when they do.

Married folks need to remember that it is a tuff world...They will get eaten alive if they allow themself to become separated...The vultures are always circling overhead...Always....Your best friends will pick your bones if given the chance.

Am I really a vulture who would pick your bones?...No....I just wanted to warn you of them.

I hope you and he find a way to work it out. The dude will miss you if he doesn't do his half.