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Are you a doctor?  

OOPS!!  Just saw the warnings!!!  

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No, but I did play one onstage one time  LMAO

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.... I play a blonde so I guess we've got something in common...huh?  LOL

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Haha, Rita, you go girl!!

And doncha go believing anything any of those guys tell ya...... they're all a bunch of phonies. But they can be fun.

So ya best just put on your flirtin' skirt...... cause you are quickly becoming their next target, Lol.

I TOLD ya you looked gorgeous in that pic, ya see?  :)

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Oh wow....I don't know if I've got one of those skirts around here...Hmmm....let me see....  

I've been watching all of you in these forums....Ya'll crack me up....     I'm too old to flirt too much....  The ole' heart just won't take it.    LMAO   I'll have to leave all that to you younger gals.    :worship:

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Phony?   Not me!!  I'm the gen-u-ine article!!  :yes:  I'm me...like me or don't your choice!

And I'm an opportunistic flirt...take 'em as they come!!  LOL

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[glow=white][scroll]Live, laugh, and love today--just in case tomorrow doesn't make it[/scroll][/glow]

Oh no, Charmin is retired now. I've been at that game long enough. I have a new game........ but I can't share what it is.  :)

Anyhow, Milo doesn't hang out too often, and Sharon is left all alone....... and Crystal, dang I dunno what happened to her. ??? I betcha a truck driver came through headed out for Texas, and she copped a ride with him.  :yes:  Yep, betcha ol' Crystal is ON THE ROAD.....

So you gotta help Sharon control these wayward men, I've given it up.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Hon, if you got a Harley, you don't need no flirtin skirt....Just twist the wick on that thang and I'll follow you anywhere....I'll even sniff your exhaust if I get close enuff.

Okay, lemme refrase...... all except Dave here. He's the real deal. Tried & true.

(and tried, and tried, and tried, whew- Yup- he's the real deal!! I have the video to prove it)

Okay, I SO did not mean to do that. Sorry Dave. Dang, old habits are hard to break.  Blame it on the meds.... I'm awfully lightheaded at the moment.  (    is that workinnnnn' ??)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I see you made a trip to my album but apparently you didn't read it....You just looked a the pics    LMAO    Gosh....now I feel like I'm in Playboy    LMAO

I wish that bike was mine but I was a backseat rider.  If I had been the sole rider it would have been laying on it's side.

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Geez, I gotta be able to READ?...I guess next thing you expect from your man is manners and all that....Looks like i'll be sleeping outside under the porch again tonight....It's a dog's life fersure....But what the heck, maybe something will stray my way.

PS, you and all your HS friends belong in Playboy.

Keith, did you happen to notice that she was with her bike in Louisiana...I think she was looking for you...

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XXXtal on her way to Texas?!  oh, i hope it's true!  i better get the place cleaned up!  and lose a couple hundred pounds so she'll believe it's me in that boat pic!  

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And I am not phony either!  been working on me for 40 years now (almost). there's no way i'm gonna change!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Poor Keith......  He doesn't read the small print      LMAO

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Yes, It's a court order for me.

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Subject: blonds diary for the year


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."Duh".... Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because
top  was down.

September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it??

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 ½ days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108lbs.! ! !

December - Couldn't call 911....."Duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!

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Keith is driving down a road.

A Blonde is driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The Blonde yells out the window of her car, "P I G !"

Keith yells out the window of his car, "B & %T C H !"

Keith rounds the next curve and crashes into a huge pig in middle of road

Thought For The Day: Keith doesn't listen either.

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And Keith.....Where in the heck did you find my diary?  I've been searching everywhere for that?    Okay....I take it back....I see you do read......

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Believe me,  I think that way too !    After being careless on a few bikes, I gained quite a respect for what can happen to both you, and a bike... These aren't inexpensive items either !   $$$$$$$  I'd hate to have a really nice one fall, plus there's my leg and body too...These get really heavy ... Some risks I'd take I suppose,  yet around where I live, just getting onto a main road in your car can easily be a deadly encounter...No safe places to ride here, assuming the road layouts were better, the nuts that drive in this state of horrid drivers would also need to improve to make it safe to be on a motorcycle (or even bicycle for that matter here).. I suppose motorcycling joined my dangerous activity list along with Skiing years ago.. People don't realize how easily bones can snap !  Yet back when I skied we were using spring bindings too... literally a couple springs held the boot in....and depending on angle of fall, they didn't necessarily release  What else have I learned ?  Let's see...  OK, I shouldn't type while still 3/4 asleep.. So back to bed...later folks...

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Hey y'all...hope y'all feel better today...I think I'll live too.
I was still 400 miles from home sportin' a good hangover with a bad headache most of the day too. Yeah, the night before was the dreaded karaoke night. It was fun, but I drink too much beer. This time, I felt like being a real man and drank regular Bud instead of Bud Light. The buzz was good, but the after-effect is always the same...like carrying a 30 pound weight roped around my neck all day...splittin' headache, and just the general feeling of oh my freakin' aching head.
As far as being sick goes, I've been pretty fortunate lately. I take a decent daily multi-vitamin, and drink about a half-gallon of orange juice in 2 days, except the juice gives me heartburn.
My whole problem with feeling sick is smoking cigarettes...I never really feel that good.  :(
Karaoke night was above average for me I thought. I even tried a couple country songs. When I tried Amazed by Lonestar, I think the kj and myself were both amazed.
It was funny, she offered to do back-up for me because I wasn't sure about it, but when I started, I noticed she just stood there with mic in hand while I carried it all the way. I love that song, but don't tell anybody...shhhhhhhh.  :wave: