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Charmin_Gibson
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ShyGuy @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:21 pm wrote: BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:19 pm wrote: I'll behave. JUST for YOU. (promise) Once again, [schild=1 fontcolor=FFD700 shadowcolor=DC143C shieldshadow=1]Really?[/schild] :wink: Yes, try me......... I said promise. And I DON'T break those yanno. Charmin (dang it, I mean Peter, gonna have to get used to that one) is a "good girl" now. :angel: Unless, of course, you don't WANT me to be? Cause it's all up to you yanno. :wave: Strictly your call. :D
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Singing Squid
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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:51 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:46 am wrote:  Hi Charm!!! What's happenin' Hot Stuff? <----note...NOT FLIRTING, just a friendly greeting to a friend!! I'm behaving too, you know!!  Ummmm......... "hot stuff" ??? >quickly running a brush through my hair, and putting on lipgloss<.......... How YOU doin'? Hiya hun. :D And don't look twice when ya say "hot stuff"....... Charmin has been sick.......  ........ and "hot" truly does not describe me this morning. Sorry for being honest,  , I'll let ya go back to your wild imaginings now. Hon...you're ALWAYS hot!! I just know it!!  DAMN FLIRTING...it just comes out 
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Charmin_Gibson
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Plug Your Ears @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:21 pm wrote: Stained in 40 years! http://www.surfpiggie.com/fun/oldlady.swfquick or its deleted!! Lol, "Lord, PA-LEASE never let me look like that old woman when I grow older"....... hahaha. Oh ma gosh, I wish at my local place we had a bartender or waiter named Ken so I could use that one. LMAO
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Charmin_Gibson
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ShyGuy @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:28 pm wrote: dupe
Who ya calling names?!?! 
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Isis
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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:23 pm wrote:
Oh, and Steven....... I'm a step ahead of you. My real name is NOT Charmin........ I mean, realistically, WHO would name their kid that?
My real name is, uh....... "Peter"........ yeah, that's it. LMAO And you will NEVER see the humor in that, but it's funny all the same.
(one of those "laugh, nod your head, and say ha-ha" even though ya don't get it)
I know someone named Charmin in real life....That sounds weird...Like this isn't real life...But anyways...back to my thought...She is the wife of my Tax guy... Everytime I see her I want to make all sorts of TP jokes, but I figure it wouldn't be anything new for her so I just have to keep myself contained....And even though I have strayed and I know another Charmin I think the Charmin here is WAY more squeezable than the other one I know.....
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ShyGuy
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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:31 pm wrote: ShyGuy @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:28 pm wrote: dupe Who ya calling names?!?! Very funny Peter.
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Isis
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These links are histerical!!! OMG!!!
LOL LMAO LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL
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Charmin_Gibson
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Isis @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:35 pm wrote: I know someone named Charmin in real life....That sounds weird...Like this isn't real life...But anyways...back to my thought...She is the wife of my Tax guy... Everytime I see her I want to make all sorts of TP jokes, but I figure it wouldn't be anything new for her so I just have to keep myself contained....And even though I have strayed and I know another Charmin I think the Charmin here is WAY more squeezable than the other one I know.....
Yeah, there's tons of those funny TP jokes out there. What cracks me up is when some funny guy thinks he's come up with a NEW one all on his own. Most people say "I would crack a joke..... but I'm sure you've heard them all"........ and my usual response is to thank them.
Most embarrasing moment in history, due to my name....... I belong to a fiddlers organization (Oregon Old Time Fiddlers) and one time playing a function is Salem, one of the fiddlers got up for his turn to play/sing, coincidentally they put him up right after me...... the guy who was the president walks over & asks me to dance. (I was thinking...... this is really wierd) You do often get dancers, we play for alot of old folks homes & such........ but I do not usually get up to do the dancing myself. So I thought I would humor the guy.
The man singing sang "Don't Squeeze My Charmin"...... and here I am out on the dance floor in front of the crowd. Apparently he had been saving it up until both of us were at a function together. And the crowd, just having heard me announced to play & sing before him- all knew the joke. I coulda crawled in a corner, but I had to try to stand tall & take it like a man, haha. Embarassing-to me- though my dad & husband thought it way too cute. (coulda smacked the smug look off their faces though)
And, yes, I'm sqeezable at times........ meaner than h3ll at other times. LOL It's all a mood thing.
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Plug Your Ears
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So anyone just go down your local store isle and want to fondle the Charmin?
What you think of the DEVIL!! Think she's horny?
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Isis
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So "Peter" That was a cute story you made up!!! Just kidding... You know I always thought my name "Sharon" was boring until I got older now I hear all kinds of stuff.... I listed some of them on my signature.... And it does get old......
So Steve AKA Crank I love your reasoning for all the cars being white...Can you now explain to me why the trees show up green??? Would it be an envy thing or some other scientific phenom???
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SingingSquid @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:29 pm wrote: Hon...you're ALWAYS hot!! I just know it!! FLIRTING...it just comes out If you could ONLY see me now. Lemme give you a good visual::
I'm in flannel night pants......
And an old gray sweatshirt that is baggy & says "Cowgirl Up" on the front........
My hair is in a ponytail, and lemme check... Nope, didn't even brush the tangles out yet.......
My socks DO match (  Steven)........
No makeup whatsoever.......
And my eyes are somewhat droopy from the Benadryl I had for breakfast......
QUITE the hot, sexy little thing this morning. LMAO
Thank you for noticing Dave. And, yes, flirting is hard to tame. But I'm determined. I no longer a flirt- not in public anyhow.
Could THAT be why nobody is answering my posts?!? Oh well, guess that's the price I'll have to pay for being a good girl. It was fun while it lasted.
Isis.......flirt on girl....... can't have all these guys going without. And Crystal is not here either. Since I'm retired, it's all your game. :D
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Charmin_Gibson
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Plug Your Ears @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:05 pm wrote: So anyone just go down your local store isle and want to fondle the Charmin?
What you think of the DEVIL!! Think she's horny?
Oh my freakin' holy crAp......... that is ONE UGLY PIC....... please remove my horns, haha.......
Dang it all, I thought I had my hair covering them.
And, ewww........ I really look gross blown up that big!!
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It looks great if your LITTLE NiCKY!!!!
And this board would be SO much funnier if we could use some HTML!!
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Isis
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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:06 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:29 pm wrote: Hon...you're ALWAYS hot!! I just know it!! FLIRTING...it just comes out If you could ONLY see me now. Lemme give you a good visual:: I'm in flannel night pants...... And an old gray sweatshirt that is baggy & says "Cowgirl Up" on the front........ My hair is in a ponytail, and lemme check... Nope, didn't even brush the tangles out yet....... My socks DO match ( Steven)........ No makeup whatsoever....... And my eyes are somewhat droopy from the Benadryl I had for breakfast...... QUITE the hot, sexy little thing this morning. LMAO Thank you for noticing Dave. And, yes, flirting is hard to tame. But I'm determined. I no longer flirt- not in public anyhow. Could THAT be why nobody is answering my posts?!? Oh well, guess that's the price I'll have to pay for being a good girl. It was fun while it lasted. Isis.......flirt on girl....... can't have all these guys going without. And Crystal is not here either. Since I'm retired, it's all your game. :D Wow you sound like what I looked like on Sunday morning...Squid slept over and I was afraid I was going to scare him off when he saw me...But alas, I guess he has a strong stomach...But then again he told me on Monday that he was still drunk most of the day Sunday!!!!
So I guess his eyesight was still thinking it was closing time and I was a 10 1/2...
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Charmin_Gibson
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CrankItUpProd @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:24 pm wrote: do you know the moral of the story? the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the squaws of the other two hides! for those of you who slept through geometry, it is a play on words. to find the length of the Hypotenues (the long side of a right triangle), you take the sum of the sqaure of the other two sides then find the square root of that sum. hence, The sqaure [squaw] of the Hypotenues [hippopotamus] is equal to the sum of the squares [squaws] of the other two sides [hides] LMAO
Okay, um......... >nodding head & trying to look like I got that<.......... LMAO Funny stuff there. :dontknow:
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I tried the Google Local link that was posted here and When I put in my address it was 3 houses off from my actual house.....Kinda weird..But I can tell you that same white car is still in the driveway!!! 
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Quote: ....... makes me wonder, ARE you all stalkers? (except Milo of course....... hiya Thelma!! )........ now I'm gonna be peekin' out my mini blinds all day lookin' for some rental car
hiya louise!! :wave: awwwww....i'll admit it...i'm stalkin' ya! just haven't been in the mood to yack lately, godddd watch out when i am......you just keep on postin'.....your ramblings crack me up.......
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Quote: It looks great if your LITTLE NiCKY!!!!
And this board would be SO much funnier if we could use some HTML!
Wecan!!! <bush> cigar sex </bush> I had this post deleted on another forum I call it sex between the bushes
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karyoker @ Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:17 pm wrote: Wecan!!! <bush> cigar sex </bush> I had this post deleted on another forum I call it sex between the bushes Wouldn't that be <clinton> cigar sex </clinton> ?
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