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I said........behave. Or I will have to pull my "master domination" tactics on you. You're SO not gonna get a doggy biscuit now Keith........ And you would get locked out EVERY time you misbehaved. I think we already determined that we're not compatible, haha........ cause YOU just can't accept who would be master, and who would be slave.  :shock:  And yes- I think I just might have what it takes, I might surprise ya.  :wink:

AND another thing..... I'm trying really hard to behave mySELF....... so quit trying to lead me astray!! You're gonna give me a bad rep Keith.  :angel:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Gotta run.......... WooHoo........ just got the call that my new mixer is in. (Because of moving, I had it sent to hubby's workplace on the UPS truck, so I didn't miss it)

Everyone cross your fingers it's a good one!!

Don't miss me while I'm gone. Actually- wait a sec- DO miss me while I'm gone. Just don't, uh. "talk about me" behind my back. Unless it's, you know, all good stuff.

Later ya'll........

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

It's too bad, but you are almost the perfect dog owner....So close, but not quite it...you are fersure worth a second sniff, but alas, I gotta pass and move on....I''ll leave admiring that soft fluffy stuff of yours, but there is no way it would work.

Hon, the best trained dog is actually your master.....He just makes you look like you are in charge.

of course not (hair flonce)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Hey Kappy....now that Charmin is distracted...Man, what is it about that gal that pops me?....Help me here, friend.

Do you notice it too? Does she kinda make you look twice and keep you interested?

I think she's got that Gretchen Wilson thang going on....you know, that one where she gets her 4x4 sideways in the mud and then peels off her clothes in front of the washer?

Whew!

Man, I need a date! I guess it's time to head to town.

Keith, let me give this some thought.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

ouch.  i don't consider myself a pig.....a dog maybe, a horses a$$ definitely, but a pig?  that's harsh!


why do you think we married you in the first place?  because we LOVE you?  NO!  haven't you EVER heard Paradise By the Dashboard Light?

i gave up on that after my last wife (long story which i will explain in detail to anyone who cares to hear it) decided AFTER i bought her a nice house on land with a lake and a pool that she didn't love me and never did love me.


ok, i won't argue this one


i can i just choose not to.  it's more scenic that way!


that's not a bad thing.  i don't need to know what color eyeshadow you were wearing or the song that was on the radio or anything other than where and why you were when you wrecked the truck.


because it's basically the ONLY time we can get any sympathy at all, because every other time the woman in the relationship needs to be cuddled, or hugged or "just wants to be held"


i'd never have guessed!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Okay, I digress........

Maybe, just maaaaybe I was a BIT harsh in speaking my thoughts out loud.

So, I'll quit being bratty now. (except I'm not gonna take back a THING that you so readily admitted to)  :wink:

You men really are great. I mean, what in the world would us poor little defenseless women do without you big strong men to take care of things for us?  :shock:

We should all just be eternally grateful that you put up with us at all.  :shock:

That better? Cause yanno, it's not every day you get ME to say such things. But you caught me in a good mood........ my mixer is now here, and I can start running it through my head how exactly I'm gonna set up this music room. And my hubby is gonna build me a cabinet (to MY specs of course, ) for my new karaoke stuff and TV. I don't want no run of the mill entertainment center. I gotta have something one of a kind, something that shows my personality....... something that's gonna just scream "This is Charmin's".

Kappy............. Lord, I apologize.......

I tried to keep this all about women stuff, but these guys..... came reading...... and got all defensive...... and now they have taken over your girlie thread. Not my fault.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charmin,

 Don't worry, we ladies MUST stick together !   You go girl ~


Speak your mind, we must, otherwise the female gender would never have gotten this far !

You go GIRL !!!!

Don't let perceived false-strength (AKA-- the male ego) impede our progress as women in the man's world..  Everyone knows M.A.N is just the Acronym for "Macho A$$*&^$# Nutcase !  It's a bluff because THEY are the weaker gender !   Just as we cry, they play macho because emotionally we ladies are the stronger sex, it suits their species however, they get THEIR way much of the time.  Just a smokescreen ~

Now tawk,  tawk amongst yawselfs...  I have housework I must attend too. Now don't forget what time it is in just under 6 hours !  It's Sister Melly's Birthday.. Hip hip  :party:  

Girl power
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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Boy!! Has Charmin got us pegged?!?! LMMFAO!!

An intelligent life form called woman.

I think I'm in love.....though, it could all be in my head....I tend to magnetize toward challenging prospects.

Thanks for helping me find my true place in this life...all this time, I thought my wife really loved me.  :(

So this is what I have to consider with #2 ???  :wink:  :newlol:

For crise sake, make up you all's MINDS.........

Am I supposed to be a fire spitting lil' bitty?!?!    

Or am I supposed to be miss priss sweetheart gal?!?!    

Cause I'm getting different vibes here....... You gripe about my choice of words, then you say I'm smart for seeing it. (I need a smilie pulling their hair out to place here........uh, Phil?......... I can't lay on the drama without the proper smilies yanno)

And don't go telling me "men are different, and different men like different things", cause I REFUSE to believe that. It's not true- I can NOT believe it- my world will all come crumbling down if I ever found out that all men are NOT the same. Cause I SO have you all figured out to a T. Don't I?

*Close your eyes & repeat after me: ALL men are pigs, ALL men are pigs.....*

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Amen Girlfren Amen...You go !!

Dang I'm proud to be a woman

(here me roar)... you can also hear it (there too) in real life, yet I won't go there..it's a TOS


OK, who hid the Beano ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I was just being sarcastic I guess...

Yes, some men like to put on a show that they're different, but that usually subsides after gettin' into the errrr....girl's wardrobe?

I can't speak for every man here because obviously, I'm caught up in a long term relationship. I can see the implications you speak of though. If I would've seen it all this way in the beginning, maybe I would've been more the dog that I really am? Then I could agree wholeheartedly that YES!! I'm a low down dirty dog!! And as long as this is what my wife thinks of me, I will undoubtedly live up to her every expectation. Man........I could've been having all kinds of fun all of these years.  :(    :newlol:

Oh, Perry, don't be silly *THEY* are ALL about show..Sheeesh ~

You are ALL dogs, and the sooner your species realized this, the better off we will be.. Just because we finally got a SMALL segment of you changing diaper's, and back in the kitchen where you  belong, doesn't mean we've yet achieved equality in this patriarchal world

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

P...............U.............. Kappy!!

You know, things are realllllyyyyy starting to make me think you're a guy, and just started this thread to hear a bunch of gal talk.  :yes:  But, it backfired, nothing going on here but guy bashing. (by, uh, some girl that posted earlier.... don't recall her name) No hidden girlie secrets in here. Sorry Kappy, I dunno where all the gals are today. Ya think maybe some of 'em have those job thingees I've heard so much about? You know, where people pay you for your time?  

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Oh, P-uh-LEEEEZ girl, HOW COULD YOU insinuate such a grotesque existence on a sister.... PU is correct

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Oh, as if even getting a job as a meter PERSON is easy these days... Try working a job where all the guys are driving hotshot mid-life extentions of what they never had to begin with...and see where all that money of there's REALLY goes


(how much is it for 10 minutes these days?  How many quarters do I drop in, I'm inquiring for someone else ?)





  Who knew there'd be such a profound inuendo..Cracks me up


(OK, back to our regularly scheduled content)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Okay, lemme tell ya what you should do.

You ever hear the saying "Never marry a man until you've seen him drunk" ??

Well, that has some merit. You see, everyone tries to put on a big show,and impress the heck out of people when they are dating...... then, after marriage & all, they feel they can "be themselves" and *stuff* starts hittin' the fan. Your partner can't figure out what they ever saw in you..........

You need to look ahead, and see if that's what you want years down the road. Don't "be yourself"- be WORSE than "yourself" while dating. Then, if she hangs around, you got something. And, since you've been your WORST from the get go, then things can only look up. She'll laugh and say "You used to be such a jerk when we dated" rather than crying and saying "You used to be such a nice guy when we dated".

So....... go be your dirty dog self....... if she accepts you still, then you're good to go.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Kappy, hun?  :wave:  Yoohoo, over here......

You just pass your sis Charmin that bottle okay? Cause I could use some of whatever you been drinkin'........ and I'm thinkin' YOU better slow down a bit sista!!

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

We cry alone at night too often,  they smoke and drink and don't come home at all !

OY, what true lyrics !

You know girls, if that were really written by an "Alice" the chorus would go;

"All they do is breed"

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".