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Welcome to Kappy's "Men are all pigs" thread.. Here we get away from those fools who only have just one thing on their mind, and discuss other topics of interest like Kappy.... Guy's you aren't wanted in here, so give us our space.  No inanity in here either please,  this is a serious thread where we discuss "girl" stuff...

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Um..  Hello ?



Where is everyone

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It appears that this thread has really taken off !   Quite frankly, I wasn't expecting this much interest.

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Oh heck, I can really go to town in a thread like this.

ALL men are created equal Kappy, I know just what ya mean....

*They are ALL pigs
*Every single last living one of them only have ONE thing on their mind (well, until they want a beer.... or get hungry.... or Nascar comes on TV)
*There has never been a man born who could even remotely understand women, though 99.9999999999% of them don't care to try
*They're lazy, they sweat too much (AND try to cover it with cologne), they always think they know more about their gals truck than their gal does (even though they are often wrong..... and wont admit it)
*They can never ever ever read-or follow- directions of any kind
*They are sloppy, not near as detailed & meticulous as we women are
*They're generally whiners, can't handle pain at all, wanna cry like a baby when they feel sick

Okay, let me give it a rest. I don't want people thinking I'm all "anti men" or anything. Cause, really- to give them credit- they serve a few purposes. Sometimes, I need a heavy piece of furniture moved or something. And they can be coerced into mowing the lawn usually too. And they have a few other okay points.
Like little pigs, if you just leave them mostly to wallow in their own muck, and throw 'em some slop every now & then...... and keep them out of smelling distance....... they're not too bad I guess, SOMEtimes. Some of them are cute little buggers. Anyhow, that's my input.

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Oh, okay Melly gurl......... I was waiting on someone to give the go-ahead.  :D

Cause, I've been doing some serious thinkin', and here's what I come up with:

WHY is it that MEN live in the house with us and our loyal DOG is kept outside in a doghouse? After thoughtful consideration, I think somebody messed up there.

I mean, as I said- dog's are LOYAL...... always.
*If I had someone breaking in my house, I'd much rather have a big dog lying around who would hear the intruder even BEFORE I did than have a man lying beside me who would roll over & mumble "It's nothing hun, go back to sleep" when I wake him up in a near panic. Wouldn't you all agree?
*And, I've never known a dog to snore.
*A dog dish rarely needs cleaned, they always eat out of the SAME bowl...... think how much dish washing that could eliminate.
*Dogs never complain about what's for dinner, heck- they will happily eat the same thing day after day..... then you can throw them your scraps and they'll clean those up too.... and eliminate garbage.
*Dogs only potty outside, so no more messy stinky bathrooms to clean up. Heck, truth be told- MEN like to potty outside too, so it's not like living in a doghouse would really be putting them OUT or anything.
*Dogs don't drink beer....... so no more "cans on the counter, cans on the coffee table, cans here-there-and everywhere".
*Dogs don't care if you yack on the phone, play on the net, sing- whatever. They just loyally lay by your feet. They never complain about how you choose to spend your day.
*They don't wear clothing, so MUCH less laundry to do. No more mending ripped jeans, and having to turn stinky socks right side out to wash them....Ewww...
*BEST ONE YET.... They NEVER want to "be the driver". They ride in BACK of the truck.  :dancin:  And they don't complain about your driving, they just sit back there with their tongue hangin' out & their ears flappin' in the breeze. AND..... they will patiently sit right there if you want to go spend 3 hours in Walmart. No complaints.

Men- on the other hand- could be in the dog house, on a big ol' chain. We could just let them loose when we wanted to play with them a bit, then simply tie 'em back up.

So, I'm thinkin' I might present this to my hubby, see what he thinks. I'll let you all know his reaction. (hahaha........ If I'm alive to come back here again...... hahaha)

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Ok,.....

Tell me when you are ready for my input......But you better hurry.....I get distracted easy and I might input it just anywhere-You know how us dogs are.

As a dog, I've discovered it serves me best to just act like a dog....It never fails that some cute gal thinks she can tame me and make me her pet.

So to sum it up charmin...what you're sayin is this...




and keith...this is for you so you don't see what i put up above




 LOL

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OK,  I can see from this point on, this thread will be self-sustaining.. My job as creator is done...

Go my children... I hand you the.....(thinking here) ack....If I were cut out to be a father, I wouldn't be posing as one.... anyway....have a great day...Coffee, and dusting lay ahead !

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Ready when you are. But try to be grown up about it when you start typing. I know that is terribly hard for you men, er, dogs- to do.  Be a "good boy" and I might scratch your belly..... or throw ya a frisbee..... or take you for a ride on back of my truck.  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO




Exactly Melly, exactly.... LoL



Okay, so now you're gonna just "duck and run"....... after YOU started this? Kappy, ya SURE you aint a man?

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charmin for President!  Charmin For President!    She knows of what she speaks and unfortunately she's right about a lot of men!  She tells the truth (unlike some Presidents I know of).      But are women flawless? well.....

You're dang right I'm [shadow=gold]flawless[/shadow]!! What chu talkin' bout Don? I simply don't have ANY faults at all.





Lol, Mornin' Don.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Flawless?  As long as you're in a good mood and there aren't any bees around.  LOL
OK, I'll be quiet now.

Oh, please don't go telling about my BEE affliction, . Okay, so I'm a teeny tiny bit scared of the little things.......

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Hey, BTW, any of you computer geeks, I'm getting a really wierd error message...... any body know what would cause this??

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Not...going...to...give...first...thought...that...popped...into...head...  

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Hahaha.........

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charmin, this dog is made to ride in the back of a beat up old truck and make you look good....but once it's parked, I prefer to snuggle deep in the covers with my master...Hon, I'm the kinda dog who will hang around as long as the covers stayed pulled back and I got something fluffy to sniff and protect.

But lock me out just once, and I hit the trail head down with a$$ up with tail waggin.

The question is...do you have what it takes to make this dog hunt?