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Chernobyl Farms tried marketing those about 20 years ago...but I don't think they had much success  

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Yep, I'll have to shoot that horse after Kappy leaves....and half the women around here....They really believe he is Elvis.

I have to admit it's been a good visit tho....I set Kappy up in an old school bus we had out back...Once we flipped it back upright and reclaimed it from the chickens he ripped all the seats out and moved in some furniture we had tossed out in the yard.

Kappy loves my cooking as you can see!   He has discovered a new freedom living in these woods. He takes full advantage of the remoteness and privacy ...But if he don't start wearing clothes soon i'll have to paint him orange cause it's almost wild hog season...I don't want him shot by mistake.

We are getting him curtains soon....Her is a link to his new digs:

http://photos.3scape.net/photo/1960/Old ... ground.jpg

well, i can.  what type of game are you trying to cook?  also, since i'm a certified chef, i can tell you what to do with whatever meats you'd like.

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Dear mom and dad,

            It's me again,  this is the first time I'm away from home for a third night, and I'm homesick.  There's been plenty to do down here in Dry Prong however.  Apparently it's quite a scientific hub for NASA,  the guy that lives next to Keith actually designed the space shuttle, and the proto-type is still in his backyard.


             Keith and Robbie took me duck hunting,  it's funny how slang changes depending on which part of the country you live in.
           

            Also, there's never a dull moment in this busy town !   Even though thing's
seem abit backwards to those reading about some of these southern rural areas, once you get down here, you find that it's just like any other part of the country...

PS..  I got my back tatoo'd, although I haven't seen it yet... Also got A tatoo on my chest, since I'm feeling sort've like a cowboy already !!!

just so you know....this is the one on my back



and this is the one on my chest !!  (I want it to be noticeable when I'm flexing at the beach so people can see the type of man I really am !)


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                                                                           Your Son,
                                                                                 Kappy

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Dear Phill.

   I'd like to respectfully request you bannish me from Karaoke Scene for a period of not under 36 hours, and no greater than 72 hours.  I am unable to attend to real life situations...

                                                                           SIncerely
                                                                                        Kappy

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Kappy, if ya like....... I can be the bratty little sister & run & tattle on you. Maybe THAT would get you grounded for a couple of days? Huh? Watcha think?

But you know....... growing up........ unless it was a SAFETY issue we were tattling on, if it was just a "haha, I told Mom & Dad" type thing........ my parents grounded the person who did wrong AND the tattler. I quickly learned to keep my trap shut, and fight my own battles in the back yard rather than call on higher authorities, haha. So...... the MORAL of the story is (haha, I hate when I ramble like a little idget).... maybe I best not tattle lest Phil ground me from the forums too.

Hey...pssssttt...... I know:

I'll get Keith to do it.  LMAO

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

[font=Comic Sans MS]Below is a picture from my cousin's wedding......actually they were a bit over dressed for our area.....but hey you only live once so we pulled out all the stops......the dog "Punkin" served as the ring bearer.....[/font]
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[glow=blue]Tequila & A Song
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Where'd you get the photo of my mothers wife's first wedding ?  The toothpick that was in the original wedding photo served as support for that bad toof..

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Oh ma gosh, my brothers would SO wear those jeans, LoL. (If they were Levi's)Even with the long john's underneath......

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

right before the ceremony he whispered "i love you sis!  now gimme back my tooth!"

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All work and no play make Homer something something

What's it rEEEELY wurf to yez ?

I told yez,  keeps the gemstones in the gembox where theys belong

I'll fetch it fraday when I head norf to the bank payday. I have it thar for safer-keepin

Is this one of them whodunit's ?   I've got to guess who's the real rightfull owner of the toof  ?  This a wapner thing eh ?

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[align=center][font=Cursive]My cousin's name is actually Bobby Joe.....he has a twin sister named Bobbie Jo......anyway he was married before.....he found his wife, Billie Jean with Pete the guy who plays Santa Clus 'round these parts.....On Christmas Eve.....really pissed him off......the newlyweds will be living in his house......the picture was taken on Christmas day........[/font][/align]

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[glow=blue]Tequila & A Song
KKid[/glow]

Dang Prod, I'm gonna start get'in intrest on the toof I gots here.

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da toof ferry don't give interest!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Oh

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that's it?!  that's all i get is an "oh."  no long diatribe about the daily grind of the tooth fairy?  no big explenation of how you planned to save the tooth until you've accumulated enough wealth to buy a small indonesian island and move there, evict all the indigenous peoples and build an idol of yourself out of old worn out socks?  no links to dental hygienist sites describing the expected shelf life of an extracted tooth if well maintained?
 :O  :O  :O  :O  :O
i am truly dissappointed!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

[font=Comic Sans MS]while we are on the subject of teeth, I had an idea a while back and I believe it could be a real money maker......might even be able to go international with some research......

I came up with idea when I got a new upper plate......there was this guy who was on a fixed income and couldn't afford teeth.....so he ask what I was going to do with my old plate.....

well I had no use for it outside of being a paper weight on my computer desk.....so I gave him the plate.....well he widdled and sanded and finally got a good enough fit for pictures.......(yes this really happened)

then it came to me "Used Teeth".......there are a lot of people running around with no teeth cause they simply can't afford them.....hell we have one honky tonk in a town near by in which it's almost a requirement that you be missing teeth......and what do they do with all those old dentures anyway.....funeral homes must have boxes of then laying around......so sterilize them and let a person try pairs on until they get a close fit and have those suckers relined......why I could even be mobil taking my used teeth on the road, visiting government housing projects......could have a van with big teeth on a spring on top......I was thinking of the name..."We Be Teeth".....

So what do you think....is it a money maker???[/font]

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[glow=blue]Tequila & A Song
KKid[/glow]

Well, sheeesh Uncle Cousin bro Prod.  You always was the branes of the family. I was jus Lisnen





Nah,  Sunday is my day of rest.  My mind usually takes off some place leaving my fingers here unattended.

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