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Isis
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SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but...
Is that my but, are you going to talk about my but! again??
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SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but...
Yeah, uh-huh, well.......... I don't have a good reply for that, but you just give me some time, & I'll think of something.....
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:33 pm |
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Isis @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:17 pm wrote: Crank and ladies....I think we lost squid last night...I saw him leaving with three women at closing time...I felt very dejected as it was not the chosen ones we have here...I heard he didn't get to sleep until after 4am this morning.... He has no loyalty....Tisk, tisk, he will need to be punished....He should not be straying from us.....  Nope...nobody's lost me yet...and I'm VERY loyal...I would have treated ANY of you the EXACT same way...maybe better...as I treated that lovely lady this morning :brows:
But punish me as you see fit. Whatever I have to endure...it was WORTH IT!!! 
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:34 pm |
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Isis @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:32 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but... Is that my but, are you going to talk about my but! again?? Well, you WERE wearing your Rockies last night!! 
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pflugerville
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:59 pm |
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Da,mn! i missed rockies?! i gotta get up there!
thanks to all of you here yeah, i'm in a better mood. nothing's resolved, but i decided to wait til after the weekend to worry about it. too much else going on! B-day party tonight, wedding tomorrow, rodeo gala tomorrow night.......gonna be gone most of the weekend!
DAVE<<<<<<i oughta kick yer butt trying to handle two women by yourself!  you know the doc said take it easy! how'd the viagra hold up for you? or did you have someone else ot hold it up for you? all i really wanna know is, what did she make for breakfast?
Charmin.......you didn't use EVERY trick you could think of. I'm sure you've got a few left.....wanna try those? 
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curet30
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:21 pm |
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SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but...
 I feel your pain Squid LOL _________________ Regards,
JoeR (curet30) - http://mypages.netopia.com/channels
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Isis
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curet30 @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:21 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but... I feel your pain Squid LOL Pain shmain...They were hot... and the best looking one was 12 yrs older than he is.....But then agaon, maybe....it an older woman thing anf he needs some ......aw...never mind...I have to be nice cause he'd kick my a@@...
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:40 pm |
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Isis @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:26 pm wrote: curet30 @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:21 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:28 pm wrote: Oh sure...a man has to get away from the computer and actually WORK...and you start spreading vicious rumors about him...
...all true, of course, but... I feel your pain Squid LOL Pain shmain...They were hot... and the best looking one was 12 yrs older than he is.....But then agaon, maybe....it an older woman thing anf he needs some ......aw...never mind...I have to be nice cause he'd kick my a@@... Oh, there was NO pain!! They were 12, 12, and 22 years older than me (my mom was 21 when she had me). And it WAS that "best-looking" one that I woke up with this morning. :cowboy:
Got a new song I need to look up...Statler Brothers, I think..."Older Women" ROFL
Hey...wait a sec...Sharon, Charmin...YOU'RE BOTH older than I am... 
Go ahead and finish the thought, Sharon...I promise, I won't kick your a$$!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:12 pm |
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you know what they call older women don't you? they call them "cougars" because they prey on young virile men to....well, y'know. take care of certain needs
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Singing Squid
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CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:12 pm wrote: you know what they call older women don't you? they call them "cougars" because they prey on young virile men to....well, y'know. take care of certain needs
I never felt so much like a piece of meat...and I ENJOYED it!! 
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SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:16 pm wrote: CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:12 pm wrote: you know what they call older women don't you? they call them "cougars" because they prey on young virile men to....well, y'know. take care of certain needs I never felt so much like a piece of meat...and I ENJOYED it!! ok, ok! wuit bragging! some of us DIDN'T get laid last night! _________________ All work and no play make Homer something something
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:39 pm |
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CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:18 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:16 pm wrote: CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:12 pm wrote: you know what they call older women don't you? they call them "cougars" because they prey on young virile men to....well, y'know. take care of certain needs I never felt so much like a piece of meat...and I ENJOYED it!! ok, ok! wuit bragging! some of us DIDN'T get laid last night! I didn't get laid...I got ROMPED!! 
Sorry...I can't help braggin' LOL
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well, i guess it's ok, then but there better be pics forthcoming!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:34 pm |
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SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:39 pm wrote: CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:18 pm wrote: SingingSquid @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:16 pm wrote: CrankItUpProd @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:12 pm wrote: you know what they call older women don't you? they call them "cougars" because they prey on young virile men to....well, y'know. take care of certain needs I never felt so much like a piece of meat...and I ENJOYED it!! ok, ok! wuit bragging! some of us DIDN'T get laid last night! I didn't get laid...I got ROMPED!! Sorry...I can't help braggin' LOL Sounds like you ran into my first ex wife...I heard she had moved to Texas....Man, if that was her you better make an appointment quick!...did she ever get her teeth fixed? 
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Singing Squid
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This lady's teeth...and everything else about her...were FINE!!! 
What she was doing with me, I have NO idea...but, I ain't complaining!!
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Squid. Tell the truth, those ladies were rolling their eye's the whole time you were crying on their shoulders about the three women in a Karaoke internet room who you are infatuated with.. They even offered to spend the night, but you said;
"I can't cheat on Charmin, Sharon, and Crystal like this, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING that happens, they can see into my soul, you better leave, LEAVE NOW"
and as you picked up a paper bag to breath into so you wouldn't hyperventillate from an anxiety attack, they made a B-line for the door, and said....
"Poor guy, this was a BAD idea girls, none of us got lucky" !!!
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Singing Squid
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:06 pm wrote: Squid. Tell the truth, those ladies were rolling their eye's the whole time you were crying on their shoulders about the three women in a Karaoke internet room who you are infatuated with.. They even offered to spend the night, but you said;
"I can't cheat on Charmin, Sharon, and Crystal like this, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING that happens, they can see into my soul, you better leave, LEAVE NOW"
and as you picked up a paper bag to breath into so you wouldn't hyperventillate from an anxiety attack, they made a B-line for the door, and said....
"Poor guy, this was a BAD idea girls, none of us got lucky" !!!
No, Kappy...one of them got VERY lucky!! I was on a roll last night!! 
Heck, one of the women you're reporting me as gaga over broke the news of my "infidelity" a while ago...Sharon saw me leave with this woman!! I HAVE A WITNESS!!!
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Singing Squid
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Well, I figured out what she was doing with me...
She was being a BAD girl...
She has a boyfriend... :giveup:
Even when I go "outside the box", the best ones are STILL taken!! 
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SingingSquid @ Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:20 am wrote: Even when I go "outside the box", the best ones are STILL taken!! OUTSIDE the box? and she didn't get mad?
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SingingSquid @ Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:20 am wrote: Well, I figured out what she was doing with me... She was being a BAD girl... She has a boyfriend... :giveup: Even when I go "outside the box", the best ones are STILL taken!! Trust me sailor, you just want to borrow them, you don't want one of your own....It's lots better when they are "already taken". ..you don't have to feed them or put up with their crap. That's the owner's responsibility, not yours....If you get lonely tween her visits, go borrow another one.
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