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Back on topic......How Drunk Is Too Drunk?

When you go home with this


but this wants to make breakfast!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Don't make fun of me...... I'm gonna tell yer ma, or Phil, or the uh, mod guy people...... oh h3ll, nevermind- none of them are here anyhow. Just knock it off now, ya hear?

And I can't see your pics.....  :crying2:

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MAKE ME!   nana nana na-na!

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Okay, no pics for YOU like I promised. Na na na na naaaaaahhhhh  

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Okay, okay, if you're gonna whine about it........

You want them all more or less.......... or wait- you said "less is more" that's right. I'll find the really good ones.    Okay, lemme go do some digging on my hard drive. brb

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

did you ever meet a guy who DIDN'T want it all?

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Any chance here??  

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I say one is too drunk when the following happens:
- they can't read a book
- they can't write a slip
- they take a page out of the book and use that as their slip
- they cannot walk withought staggering or grabbing something for support
- they come up and the first thing out of their mouth is screaming or a curse word
- they can't understand the concept of a rotation
- they spill their drink

any of the following are signs of drunkeness, more than 2 and they are too drunk

if you can't find it in the books you can't sing
also (and I learned this thr hard way ) when you want to sing "man of constant sorrow "  Jerry Garcia style you are way to drunk to sing and by the way even Jerry was rolling in his grave  it WAS that bad

I normally scope them out when they are comming up to sing.  then if I can tell they have had to much. I will alert the Bartender. (good business) That way the club is aware. then It is in the clubs hands. I use cordless mic in my show I am very observant of who I let use them If I dont know them or I think that they may be at risk the use the corded mics that I have on the stands.  the system that I run in not in harms way of damge due to the public.