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Dr. I know lots about those cajun folk out there especially the men...I married one and then lived out in the middle of nowhere for a couple of years on the Tickfaw River....Ever hear of a Village called Killian??It's by Springfield which is by Hammond....Had to go to Hammond to get everything and that was a 20 minute drive.....Do you remeber when they used to film "In the HEat of the Night" In Hammond??  That's when I lived out there...

Oh, And I am not married to that husband anymore....I think I may be tied with you on total number of marriages.  Hey, I didn't get a house out of any of mine you wanna just buy me one and we can call it even without all the grief!?!?!  Oh and I'll need 20 lbs of crawfish with that too!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

What, you didn't get the house after the divorce?

That reminds me of a joke:

Good advice for any 20 year old man is to find a hateful, 40ish, ugly woman who hates his guts and buy her a house complete with furniture and a new car....That's right, just do it and get it over with.

The idea is, "Why wait til you been married to one 20 years to do it?"

Sounds like good advice to me...This way, he still has his youth and he went ahead and got that mess behind him....The rest of his life is now his.

So you got a new saddle that's awesome...Too bad I ride Bareback...I won't need to utilize your new saddle...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Hon, you are an exceptional flirt....a true expert....I tip my hat to you.

Thank you...Wow  :oh yeah: that means an awful lot coming from you...as you know you are quite exceptional as well... However, being online and flirting is a bit inhibiting for me...I don't get to use all my tools that I have available to me....

There is something to be said about having the right equipment for your sport.

[/quote]Hon, you are an exceptional flirt....a true expert....I tip my hat to you. [quote][/quote]

I suck at this quote thing

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Hon, you are an exceptional flirt....a true expert....I tip my hat to you. [/quote]

Too bad you feel limited by being online...Online is safer for me, I don't get my eyes poked out.

Nah,  I figured I'd let you folks have some fun too Bipolar, Bi, or.... (Nah, never mind)...

  "Fishing with two poles",  you leave yourself wide open when you say that!

OK, I'm leaving now,  I'd like to think I won't be invited to leave this forum before my second star.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I suppose being online is safer in that aspect, but it's still more fun for me in person....SOOOO...you gotta get to texas....

This is how it works....You sing all evening and then hook up the boat and head for the lake for some night fishin'  Then around 9am you crash.....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Watch out for them Texas metaphor's Keith !    That's a come-on if I ever heard one !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Never been called Bipolar before...other things mentioned here yes, but...anyways...Good thinking on that one, very clever..I figured it out immediately...You are a classic Kappy...I want to keep you, don't go...we have so many more fish stories to tell.. You know like Dave's #2 at the beginning of this thread....

Funny how this thread also turned to fish...Are we all needing to get some fishing in soon or what...Maybe we should meet for fishing...Not singing...

I once went on a camping trip with a band in Eastern WA.  ...Place called Potholes...  We brought a gererator with us and the band played and we all sang with them...It was awesome....And we also managed to catch a boatload of Rainbow trout so that was great too!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Are you trying to tell Keith I am hitting on him...No ....Be...Care...Ful....Next thing we know there is going to be a thread called..."POST HERE IF ISIS HAS EVER HIT ON YOU"   I can't have that...I haven't even been on here a month yet...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Did somebody say ROCKIES?  

I haven't seen the Rockies...but..t, you do make jeans look FANTASTIC!  :yes:

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I've been reading about sinkholes. That's a phenom few of us northerner's are familiar with, but it's a fascinating one... Of course I wouldn't want to lose my home like some Floridian's have, yet sinkhole and bluehole phenom is fascinating to me.. I enjoy natural oddities...(Yet that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone here)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Tell me ...what do you think about Spontaneous Human Combustion???

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Where is Crystal's toolbox pic from the other night...

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I, Personally don't think that "Spontaneous HUMAN combustion" is possible just based upon a persons own chemistry.  I believe it's ball lightening that strikes a person.  Ball Lightening might not always be visible... Lightening also can strike in what "appears" to be clear skies, yet side of cloud to ground strikes take place quite aways from a thunderhead.... Skies can be clear overhead,  Ball lightening can also travel into a window, and electrocute a person indoors... I don't believe our own chemistry, or electrical charges can get to a point where we would "Spontaneously combust"... I believe something external causes electrocution.


That is "Spontaneous combustion in living critters such as people".... Spontaneous combustion in two rags is often linseed oil and turpentine, etc.... A chemical reaction.
or a gas cannister and a cigarette...


,  you folks have flying cow's down there....A tornado that hasn't picked up debris isn't visible...Yet cow's can fly of one of them hit's one.....and they can moo while airborne too !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Isis, my dear Isis..........

You are a flirt, you can't help it...so just go with it and don't worry what other people think.

I used to struggle with such stuff....It caused me all kinds of stress...But once I came out of the closet and admitted I was lesbian and a hopeless flirt, my life got better.

Isis, I think that's eventually how you'll leave this world...

Just 'cause you're such a HOTTIE!!  

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There was a show recently on the discovery channell in regards to HSC....There is actually a lady in Ireland or Scotland that survived HSC>  Driving down the road her leg just caught on fire...They put it out and took her to the hospital..Still trying to find out what caused it...No she was not smoking and neither was the other person in the car...It was quite a compelling show...You'll have to look for it...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Nah,  not saying you hit on anyone... I just like to tease and have fun... I never hit on anyone on the internet, yet I still tease, and joke around.


(well, don't believe what a few of the guy's here are going to tell you)  

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".