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Thanks, but it looks like I'll stay right here....No Oregon trip either.....

Turns out my top two choices are married....so is that Canadian lass I was saving for back-up.

So I guess I'll stay home and plow these fields a little longer....Besides, it will be fishing season soon and I will forget all about the ladies for awhile.

My buddy and I go get the round pen tomorrow, so I won't have no excuses not to be out there everyday breaking them horses....Those dang pen panels are 75 bucks each and I needed 14 of them, so I been putting it off til now.

I figure that pen will come in handy if I manage to get a gal like Charmin to visit....She's just like any ruff n tuff unbroke filly, you put her in that pen and work her down for a hour and then she will hold still for you......girls like her just want a little rodeo first.

My friend, trust me, there ain't nothing like having your very own home based rodeo every night.

Nope, but we can discuss all the ones we ain't loved yet.

There will come a day when it's time to review them all.....That's why I try to get pics so I don't forget any.

Hey Squid, go to blake shelton's site and you can watch all his videos! ...Including "Nobody But Me"

You're talking about terrific visuals?  HAH!!  (Go look in a mirror!!!)

And I think if it ever came down to it, I could handle you...and I wouldn't WANT you to sit still very long in that case anyway  

As to that last part, I know you are very much a touchy-feely social butterfly...so where do I need help again?  

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Keith, have you ever fished at Wright Patman Lake??It's near Texarkana..Actually in Atlanta, Texas...I love fishing there...In my photo album you can see a few of the fish I caught last time I went...I love to fish...and campout....It even surpasses singing and flirting.....But then I think I have been known to flirt with a fish or too also....Was that a fish??? or....was.....it.....oh...no!!! it couldn't....have been...the horror, the horror.....

I'm sure you have a few questions about this fishing thing so here are the answers:
1.  Yes, I will cook the fish
2.  Yes, I bait my own hook
3.  Yes, I can take the fish off the hook
4.  No, I do not clean the fish...That's just gross...That's why I fish with guys.....

My indian name is "Two Poles". It was given to me while fishing in Minnesota....I got that name because I fish with two poles and I tend to catch 2 at a time....Quite the Phenom everytime that happens......

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

I think she keyed on the word "Share".....At least I hope she did.

I have that song, Ol' Red, Your Man, and Long Black Train saved in a playlist for practice

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Look, pretty Lady, I don't need no woman that shows me up fishing....I can cook for myself, too.....But I am in the market for a rodeo cowgal that looks good in tight jeans and boots.

When I get that round pen installed, you are welcome to audition....Just don't bring your husband least he learn how to handle you while here.

I may be in Texas, But I really don't know alot about Rodeo other than I like to go and watch..I did date a bull rider once and he tried to teach me how to barrel race...I wasn't very good at all...I can ride a horse...So that's good and since I am all a@@ I think I look pretty darn good in a pair of rockys and my lacers......

It's like my golf game...I love to go out to the coarse and walk around and watch, but I can't hit the ball to save my life...I guess I would be a really cute caddy though...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Yeah, but have you ever gone fishing with a woman that's bipolar before ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Isis, you misunderstood........I wasn't going to let you be a spectator....I was going to put a saddle on you and rodeo......I thought you Texas gals knew what rodeo was.

Us guys just use horses and bulls for practice.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

I was  :shock: 'd too Kappy til I remembered she may be from Texas, but she is one of them suburbanite Texans.....She did mention she played golf, and said she lived tween Dallas and Ft. Worth ...So that means she ain't never been off pavement and out of the airconditioning.

Shucks...I want one I gotta pick the ticks off of.

old red is a great song.  it's one i've got on my demo!  reminds me of the old country songs that use to tell a story



hey sharon!  i know a few rope tricks!  want me to teach them to dave?

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Isis,
Watch for keith01, you cant trust anyone from louisianna..........oops, i resemble that remark.

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I'm Not Dead yet...... But every day Im getting Closer !

Woooo Hoooo!

The guy just left! He sold me a no chit Charro Mexican saddle for 175.....Just dropped in on me and asked if I needed a good saddle....Well heck yes, let's take a look at it, I said....And sure enuff, it was a fine saddle and a real bargan.....Yehaw!

Sometimes I like living on the side of the hwy....You get to meet the strangest people, and you also don't miss out of some good deals.

Well, that made my day...Just thought I'd mention it seeing as how it just happened and I was already here.

It took me THIS long to get that...how about you, Two Poles?

I am SLOW in the head today!!  That was sneaky-funny, Kappy!!  

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....I saw it but let it go...I figured she was suggesting something else....I guess you could take it a bi-polar or just Bi....Kappy figured bi-polar, I figured the other.

Before you blame me tho, you got to remember that all women are bi-polar.

Besides that, any time you handle two poles at the same time the odds are you will catch something  LMAO  LMAO  LMAO

Well Keith that wasn't where my mind went.  We ussually call it riding bareback here....This ain't my first rodeo....Or maybe I was just trying to throw you off...wink, wink

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Well, it that case, we can forget the round pen....Don't sound like you need one.