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so, we're off the pick someone up topic and now we're ognna make a record outta this one?

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All work and no play make Homer something something

I just brought that one back up

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I sang in Canby a few times in the early 90's I think.. felt real awkward there though because I was the only one that didn't bring a sheep or my sister to the bar with me...

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All work and no play make Homer something something

I am sooo disappointed.
I thought for sure with all the humor in this forum someone would
have an incredible idea for a bathroom sign.

I have peed my pants laughing at the responses with is worth it's
wait in gold, I have to admit. But I can't use that stuff.

I still think someone out there has an idea that is awesome.

Let's try again, please. I need a funny karaoke sign for the bathroom. Please, pretty please with a urinal cake on top.

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Now you have to go 'n get all extravagant and stuff !    If'n ya gonna hit on a guy this way, kindly list the cake's flavor.    HOT DANG, I'm hungerin' now fer some DEEsert!!

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sheesh, I went to look up 'urinal cake flavor' on google so that I could reply with a good one.... but...  even though many of the items I found were interesting, I didnt want to get this thread pulled, or myself banned for some of those posts.  


Now, back to the original post..

the word sex always catches peoples attention.
make a list of reasons that singing Karaoke is better than sex.

singing Duets can be fun, but it can also be done as a solo (or a group!!!!)
You can practice your skills anywhere and not get arrested


come on, how many more?

Maybe not BETTER than sex...as good as?  List the similarities...like:

"You like it better when it's good, but even when it's bad, it's fun"

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or, Karaoke songs are like sex, some long, some short, some fast, some slow

Just like sex, you get better with practice.

Just like sex, solo is fun, but it's better with a partner!

It's better when you just let it all out and GO FOR IT!!

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Dang, I've never been into the "thrill of the chase". People used to say "no no Kappy, that aint what they mean by the phrase 'taking a dump'.. yez supposed to leave it in that place with ya and walk out ALONE".....DANG, I lernt all sort's stuff hangin in bars.

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on the sex theme, i guess you could always have a sign saying

cover charge - free
fun               - free
possibly meeting some new and interesting people - priceless

                 or how about just scrawling on the bathroom wall

For a good time sing disc 1023 song #4

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All work and no play make Homer something something

I think I may use this -



too funny!

For a good time sing Mrs. Song  #000-003-222 or

For a good time sing   Mr. Song Number 000-002-4444

The leader of the pack right now, thank you.

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