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Do other guy's get aroused by a woman wearing clogs, and a leather yarmulka with rubber ear-flaps ? Or are most guys pervs ?
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Quote: Do other guy's get aroused by a woman wearing clogs, and a leather yarmulka with rubber ear-flaps ?
Not unless its got a Harley Davidson logo on it... Biker chicks really turn me on.... But I like leather indian moccasins better...
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Kappy do you know the diffrence between a new bride and a puppy dog?
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Steven Kaplan
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You will likely have 10-15 years future with the puppy dog ? If you're lucky the amount of time you'll have with a bride will be exceded by the average life-span of a hamster, or Sea Monkey ?
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:26 am |
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isis0428 @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:47 pm wrote: Keith01 @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:20 am wrote: Steven Kaplan @ Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:16 pm wrote: I was trying to educate the girl's as to the best way to get into your pants.... (Whisper nice things about your horse of course) Nope, the best way is to feed me a homecooked meal and serve it wearing tight jeans and cowgal boots......  Gosh Keith I had you pegged as an apron without anything on underneath kinda guy!!!! How did you know how I dressed for bed?
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After a year or two the puppy will still get excited when you get home from work....
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karyoker @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:28 am wrote: After a year or two the puppy will still get excited when you get home from work....
Yep, and she won't ask where ya been, or why yer late, or cry cause you smell like you been with another dog...She's just glad to see you....Kinda makes you wanna ease home to her after a hard day in the hood.
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:08 am wrote: Jeanne, That's a Beagle German Shepherd cross...
his mother was a mixed breed, definitely part beagle....she was frequently visited by a german shepherd and a pit bull.... 
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:53 am |
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Quote: his mother was a mixed breed, definitely part beagle....she was frequently visited by a german shepherd and a pit bull....
Thank God I wasn't the only one that grew up in an unconventional household !
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Gosh Keith I had you pegged as an apron without anything on underneath kinda guy!!!![/quote]
How did you know how I dressed for bed?[/quote]
Based upon your love for the ladies, I had to go with an assumption. I would guess the apron is made of denim to go along with your manly man manness. 
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Real men don't wear bib's or aprons to bed... We drool on the pillow !!
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Steven Kaplan @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:47 pm wrote: Real men don't wear bib's or aprons to bed... We drool on the pillow !!
And everything else.... 
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:06 pm |
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Exactly !
Speaking of which, 2nd friday of the month is the day I have to chisel the slober off the walls that accumulates over time from sitting at the computer, and shaking my head...knew there was something I was supposed to be doing today
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:48 pm |
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isis0428 @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:20 am wrote: Gosh Keith I had you pegged as an apron without anything on underneath kinda guy!!!! How did you know how I dressed for bed?[/quote] Based upon your love for the ladies, I had to go with an assumption. I would guess the apron is made of denim to go along with your manly man manness. [/quote]
Actually, it's leather and rather short like a loin cloth. 
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Keith01 @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:48 pm wrote: isis0428 @ Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:20 am wrote: Gosh Keith I had you pegged as an apron without anything on underneath kinda guy!!!! How did you know how I dressed for bed? Based upon your love for the ladies, I had to go with an assumption. I would guess the apron is made of denim to go along with your manly man manness. [/quote] Actually, it's leather and rather short like a loin cloth. [/quote]
Whew 
Thanks for the new visual....That IS much better than an apron.....Do you swing from vines too??
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Ok,.................(drum roll, please)
I've made my choice.........
Ms. BlueStainedShoes or Sneakers or whatever it is she calls herself...She's my pick.....She ain't got the best avatar, but she fersure looks good in her personal gallery.
I like her messed up hair and her tuff attitude...And I like her background in music...And I bet she can play and write songs.
I think she's hot....Even if she ain't got no tatts.
I think she is a handfull....Both hands full, in fact.
(But that's just me, and that's what I like.
So let it be known...I got thang for her...she ain't cute, she is better than cute....she's hot.
There is a difference.
(Edited)....I take it back, she is cute.....Not cute like a puppy.....Cute like a woman should be......Whew!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:11 pm |
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Oh poopsy.... and what am I ? Chopped liver ? (edited by the new and improved "G" rated Steve)
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:15 pm |
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Actually Steve, you are a dog...............A cute dog fersure, but still a dog.
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:20 pm |
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Well that's good. Thanks ! I was starting to feel emasculated.
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