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leave it to me to have a blinkie or smilie for ANYTHING

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Keith, at our age, we marry for what's inside... The heck with his looks... If he know's how to cook, has a big heart, and is a friend, he can make one fine-@**ed (@$%&#!).  Time to transcend the small stuff !


(Damned censor is bullshit IMHO)

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Does anybody here know the difference between a new bride and a puppy dog?

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Yes,  You can punish the owner's of the dog with this

http://myducksoup.com/diggity/dogamp.shtml



Yet there's currently no audio system to help tame loud wives

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HEY YA'LL I MET THIS CHICK SHES A GREAT GAL KEITH IS MY COUSIN, I KNOW SHE REALLY LIKES HIM AND I PROMISE YOU SHE IS WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED .  SHE IS SUCH A 360 FROM WHAT HE IS USED TO, SO CUZ IF YOU READ THIS GIVE ME A CALL , LOAD HER UP HEAD STRAIGHT TO OKLAHOMA AND WE WILL HAVE ONE HECK OF A DOUBLE DATE.   CACTUS

Cuz, I love like my dead brother, but you are wrong. She is NOT the gal for me. She is too decent.....You know what I like.

Speaking of such, I met one last night from New Orleans that would curl yer toes....Mine are still curled.

If things work out, I'll bring her up there soon.

Stop trying to fix me up with "nice" girls! You already married the only nice girl I would consider.....So let me enjoy the rest.

Hey, in the mean time, go check out Crystal and Bluestainedshoes here on the site....You know me so well, so tell me which of the two of them you think I would pick.

I'll call you, I promise.

Hey Cousin CatusJack,

I know you don't read fast, so I will type this slowly for you....And go get yer wife to read it to you.....I'll wait.


Ok, now that you are back....I'll give you a hint or 2 on who here I picked for me.

-She is really cute.

-She has 'tude

-Her name is Charmin

How come girl's never ask "Kap, and what color is your hairy eye?"  


Man,  My Shar Pei pup is so adorable I almost want one... Problem is you supposedly need to spend ALOT of time each day cleaning out their wrinkles with q-tips,  another plus for the pet rock.


Anyway, when I see this thread title, I keep hearing that 1971 song in my head..

I've Found Someone Of My Own, was that group "The Free Movement" a one-hit wonder ?   Probably no other songs.

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Whenever I see the title of this thread now, I say "There ya go again!"...So it reminds me not to go there again....I really don't want another "relationship".

"She" (this thread starter) has been calling but I ain't been answering....She sent several emails last few days, but I only answered one and it was a kinda generic answer....So she threatened to "drop by".....And cousin Cal is after me to date her, too.....Nope, I don't want to go there....I just want all of them to get off my case about it.

................Anyway, my new years resolution (remember that one? )has been calling.....(the second ex wife)........She called me at work today and offered to drop in for lunch and asked if I wanted her to bring me something.....That was sweet.....I told her I had lunch, but come visit anyway...........So we had a good visit and I kinda explained a few things like how I just wanted lots of free space and room to do whatever with no drama, but how much I liked her company......Yeah, it was a "eat yer cake and have it to" sounding plea, but she warmed to it, even kinda brightened up once she soaked it in....Hey, maybe she's learned how sweet it is to be free but still have someone in your heart as a kinda safety net and shoulder to lean on.....We'll see if she can walk that line....Man, I hope so cause that's my direction now a days.

......Steven.........What's a "hairy eye"?

You sure about that ?  How will you feel when the second ex start's giving the attention she's directing towards you elsewhere ?  


Hairy eyeball ?   Hairy eye......  Usually a look of suspicion, disapproval, lowered brows..... Something like that.... I was just putting words together to look pretty.  :shock:

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My friend, I am very sure....I'll PM you with my reasons to spare her possible embarrassment.

... OK,  I get the picture.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Keith-Email (PM I mean)

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".