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Steve,

Imagine a thousand folks drifting down the river on innertubes...drunk and half naked...or completely naked.....and in the middle of them is a huge raft with a pro sound system operating off a generator....It starts at daylight and ends whenever you stagger ashore....

Oh yes, the fond memories of watching everyone else tube.  I was too scared to get in the water.  I stayed in a boat or in the backyard.  House was on the Tickfaw so I could just sit there and watch everyone go by, while keeping my frosty adult beverages close by and safe from drowning.  Did you ever go to Tin Lizzy's??

DANGED, GIRL!

You are cute! I love your graceful neck and long hair.

Are you a Louisiana Girl?

Don't you think it's time you got your feet wet?.....I can get them tubes puffed up in under a minute....Or we can do the river in my boat....or we can ease along it's banks on horseback...You can ride the little guy-he's really smooth and easy on yer butt.

Don't you think it time to swim?

I am actually a certified Lifesaver.  Everyone just scared me about the alligators getting me and I was really spooked.  Only lived out there about a year and a half.  It was a lot of fun.  I keep thinking I will go back and live there longer next time.
Sorry, I am a native Texan. where are you at in the great state?

I'm near the dinky town called Dry Prong......It's up in the terraced uplands of Louisiana deep in the pines and hardwoods....But I've been around the world twice and settled here....This is a great place to let your hair down and run free.....Not too much in the way of laws and regulations....We pretty much do what we want around here.

If you decide you miss Louisiana cooking, then come visit...Just make sure to bring your discs so I can steal them.

[highlight=white]I'm near the dinky town called Dry Prong......It's up in the terraced uplands of Louisiana deep in the pines and hardwoods....But I've been around the world twice and settled here....This is a great place to let your hair down and run free.....Not too much in the way of laws and regulations....We pretty much do what we want around here.

If you decide you miss Louisiana cooking, then come visit...Just make sure to bring your discs so I can steal them.   [/highlight]

Don't you threaten me with a visit.   i've been known to drop in on friends that are states away.  If I do decide, I'll let you know. Thanks for the invite.

Can someone tell me how you get the white box at the top of your message when you are replying???

Still new and trying to figure this out.

thx

You mean this? It's called a quote

When you want to reply to something specifically said, don't hit the add reply button, but hit the quote button (right hand top) on the specific thread. That's how I got yours in here

No Baby.....You are a certified Heart Breaker.

I know one when I see one.

But I ain't skeered!

What color is your hair and eyes?

What color is your hair and eyes?[/quote]

Light brown with golden highlights and dark brown.  How about ewe??

Light brown with golden highlights and dark brown.  How about ewe??[/quote]

Me? Curly brown hair and green eyes.

Brown eyes?.....I like that........................

OMG! and so we go again hmm?

whatever happened to "don't need no more drama, blah blah blah"

 LOL

Gosh, you are right!...I gotta stop this....I don't know what's wrong with me right now.....Gez, I'm afraid I might hit on anyone right now.

I need to go dig me a hole and crawl in it till this spell passes over me.

My buddy is coming over tonight and we are going to grill some ribs and work on the boat.....I'll laff at him when he tries to rodeo his big appalossa again and throw bandaides at him....I need the distraction.

I know what's wrong with me...I've been sittin here last two days ripping my cd's into my computer and looking at you gals....I need to get off my butt and do something else...I'm going to take the phone off the hook too.

all I can say is.... hope your friend knows what he's in for  LMAO

Well, lemme help you out. You're a GUY, that's why you want to change women like you change shirts.  :wink:  You're just born with it. So go with it.......have your fun, you only live once. And girls (most of them) know to expect that out of a man anyhow.  Just make sure you run like h3ll BEFORE she gets all emotionally attached. No need to go leaving a trail of broken hearts. Better yet, find you a gal that has NO heart........ there are plenty out there. Then you have nothing to worry about but having fun.

We need to start a new poll thread:: Please post here if you've been hit on by Keith.

 LOL  LOL

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Heh, heh...Robbie is safe around me....He mucho ugly, but he cooks really good...He's in there now making tater salad to go with the ribs....And baked beans.

If he looked like any of you gals here I would marry him and be happy forever.

or at least until wife #5 comes along  LOL

Oh my - I thought I had walked into the karaoke dating twilight zone.

I thought the next question would be what's your sign. Or what are you wearing.

I'm glad to see we've all come back to our senses.

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here's a date idea...hold the "you might be a redneck" jokes, please!  i use to go to a road out by the airport and watch the planes take off and land.  there's alot to talk abuot there, and no intruders (except the occasional roar of a plane).  talk about where you'd like to vacation, which will lead to the inevitable question, "why?"  which will lead to food and things to do from different destinations.  htere's alot to talk about there.

plus i'm really fascinated by planes.


ok, i gotta start reading the thread all the way through.  i just saw it was posted a couple of days ago so ifiggered it was still a good topic.    hell keith!  you go through women faster than i do!  and taht saying something!

orrr.... he could always use the line... "What song youuuuuuu singing " you know.. say that in the Joey from Friends tone of voice (how he used to say "how youuuuuuuuu doing?")