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Welcome to the Senior Citizens Club, Kappy!  :hi5:

Keep a look out for the FedEx man.  Your welcome package should be there soon.  Be sure to check that all the items are there:

1 tube Poli-grip
1 tube preperationH
1 32 oz jar of prune juice
1 rubber donut
1 medium package of Depends
1 remote with extra large, illuminated buttons
1 telephone with extra large keys
1 cane - your choice of metal or wood
2 pair over the counter bifocals (strength to be determined at Wal-mart)
1 blender to puree food
1 laminated set of direction to home to keep in your pocket
1 "Help me I've fallen and can't get up" pendant
1 Rx for Viagra (to keep you from falling out of bed)


It's a pleasure to have you join this elite group.  I'm sure we will enjoy hearing your stories over and over and over again!

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If you can't have fun...why bother?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAPPY!
I'll get some twine and duct tape to ya soon!....

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott

,  Out've all the transitions into new decades, 30 wasn't as tough for most males (at least males I knew) as it seemed to hit females, 30 didn't phase me.......40 wasn't as tough as 45 for some reason....might not've actually been the birthday, just having a tough day, but 40 although it's starting to sound old...you can still get away with certain things...


But this one.....This one SOUNDS TOO friggin old Gail.... Problem with fifty, is people give you weird looks when you do the normal stuff that all teenagers do, you know the stuff that the age group we still feel we're in are doing ?  and scariest part is Fifty IS old  It's hard to call yourself a kid anymore,  when other members of your culture perceive you to be at an age where you are expected to be at the epitome of development in terms of mental, and emotional coping skill's.  Anyway, I dunno.... It just seemed to creep up on me  <shrug>

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Thanks Melly,  thanks BadSinger...


I did EVERYTHING I could to avoid this from ever happening,  no wife, no kids, I'm an immature brat, I don't even have a life.......This wasn't supposed to happen to me...Out of ALL the birthday's IMHO to date....the toughest thing to tell yourself is

"I am 50"....It SOUNDS old...  I'm getting an image of that SNL skit where Danny DeVito is interviewing dancers....and this one lady comes in.....kicks, and keeps saying.... "and I'm 50"    Of course sleezy DeVito is into her...  hehehe

No...There must be a different Steve Kaplan in here,  I can't possibly be that old..OY

Anyway, I need to crash,  VNA will be here at around 7:30AM to fit me for a walker...and I might as well get those tight socks too,  so there isn't to much swelling around my ankles as my brain starts to sag.

                                                                                 Nite

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Happy Birthday (BIG birthday I might add, ) Steven.

I know it's an old saying (and since you're 50 now, you should be familair with those "old" sayings  :dancin: ) but really, you're only as old as ya act. Me, I'm 37 going on 25. Next year, I'll be 38 going on 25........... and so on.  Sometimes, I'm more like 37 going on 16.......

Times like now- when I'm dead tired, know I have to get up early & look all "fresh & sparkly" for a job interview........ but don't want to drag myself off to bed....... I feel like, maybe 30. So I best go off to bed, so I can wake up and feel my normal 25 self again in the morning.

Anyhow.....



[schild=5 fontcolor=FF0000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]~Happy Birthday~[/schild]

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Thanks Charmin,  I guess you are older than me, 25 is starting to get "up there" ..

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Happy Birthday Steve

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

                         


               GO STEVIE  GO STEVIE  IT'S YOU B-DAY

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Happy Bday Steve  :hug:

Thank's Cindy, Bab's and Michael....


I got the sweatest Birthday Card in the mail today from Ed. A special rate on travel expenses !

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Yes Happy Birthday Steve.  And yes 50 sorta sucks.  I hit it last month. BUT, it does beat the alternative.

Kelly

Thank's Cindy.  Kiss back atcha !

Yeah Kellyoke,  I'm just going through the motions of entertaining a few family member's that drop by now and than.... This is a bigger deal for my mom.....Personally I'm not thrilled about the sound of "50".....,  It sound's as if I no longer have excuses for acting immature...  diehard middle-aged sounding IMHO...

Thanks for the greetings all !

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

HAPPY BIG 5-0 KAPPY!!!

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Hey Crystal THANKS !!!   Parent's just left, we had a great afternoon, and I admit for awhile that the sound of this new decade bugged me,  but than I started to realize how lucky I am,  my folks are both healthy,  I've got all sort's of cool toys, I'm still working, I'm not in debt......Life's good....  So rather than mope about becoming an old fart, I suppose I'll consider the fact that I'm a lucky fart who also happens to be getting older like everyone .   I think this birthday meant more to my parent's..I'm the oldest in my litter.



Anyway,  now with the birthday money,  I buy a karaoke machine, or a mixer and use the computer for karaoke.....Anyway....I want to get into online midi, and using the computer and the internet for music FINALLY....I just haven't a clue where to begin..




 LMAO

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Can't wait, in about 5 hours this day is over, and I'm no longer 50....  Glad these thing's pass.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Kappy who says 50 is old?

If we all live until we are a hundred, 50 is only half way there.

If a glass is filled half way is it half full or half empty?

I say you are half full and I am full of it.

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HAPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY my friend.....yes just think ur ONLYYYYYYY half a CENTURY OLD....THEY SAY U GET BETTER WITH AGE....GODDDDD i hope so u sure need it.... , i really do hope u had a fantastic day, and just think tomorrow u won't be to much older then u r now, u have been a very good friend to me steven, almost like a dad figure if u will  LMAO...ur sense humor will keep u going....gotta love it

glad ur getting into the midi world finelly, can't wait to hear you...personally i think u went to the near by music store and took that pic....but ur old now so u can get away with more things....  :drool:  ....have a great 1 my friend....HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[font=Comic Sans MS][align=center]happy birthday hon!!!!



all kidding aside...you've been a wonderful friend....and i'm thankful for you.....and i'm very glad you're still older than meeeeeeeee   [/align][/font]