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, I have those every single day of my life hun--I'm a natural blonde (under all the grey that is!!)


Somehow I can't quite get the picture of you trying to get all that egg outta your hair tho.....

hello my name is Randy and im a breakvodkaholic, nice to meet everyone

ps GREAT to see you Cat,

I have missed being able to get into these things too! Russ you killed me with the morals story! I can see my kids doing that! I did have a girl come one day and ask me if  I would like to see some pictures of her mom. I had met her dad but not her mom. Her mom and dad were divorced and she was living with her mom. I said sure. How much trouble can you get into looking at pictures of a student's mom. This girl was living with her dad and so I had no idea her mom was anywhere around. She handed me the pictures and the first one was of herself and her dad just before going to the prom. Then I saw the first one of her mom. she was dancing on a pole in a playboy bunny outfit! I kept a straight face and told her the pictures were nice. When she left, I could not wait to let my coaching  buddies in on that one! We all got a huge laugh out of that!
One day I was kidding with my students. I have a huge hispanic population of students, and I told them since I am a single guy, I had married my last white woman. I was not going to eat another sandwich as long as I live. I wanted to find me a beautiful Mexican girl who could make me fresh tortillas every day. They all laughed and we went on with class. When they left at the  end of the period. I found a note on my desk. It read: "Mr. L. If you want a date, I know my mom would love to go out with you and she makes great tortillas!"  Geeez you cant kid with these kids!
Now about the G spot, short skirts, and a cold beer! Hey, I'm a cowboy and that's just the drink of choice!  Hey while everyone is talking about going places, somebody come to Texas and keep me company!

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As long as you're not DRINKING it when you shave your legs!!!  Heyyyyyyyyyy, how bout soaking the boots in the vodka then sliding them on after you've shaved your legs with it.  Better yet, just bathe in it--whenever you're thirsty dunk your head and open your mouth for a swallow--good for the hair and by the time you're done you won't even care if the boots fit anymore!!!!


Melly!!!!  Kids aren't supposed to drink either tekilya or vodka!!!  Send em to bed and save more for yourself!!


Hi Randy!!!!!  


P.S.  I only know one man who knows where that G spot is  :twisted:

think i'm bowin outta this one

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1.) Short skirt... as short as you can make it... AND have the body for it. One of the WORST things I've ever seen was something that resembled a pack of chewing gum looking monster that had suddenly bent over in front of me! Short skirt rule was enforced at THAT point! ((shudders))
2.) not me, that's ALL I know!
3.) the height rule applies!
4.) ya have to give it to a kid... the same way they cracked Medicloq and other types of copy protection! Fact of life... we're on the downside, they're on the upside.
5.) c'mere Melly... I know the answer, but you'll need a towel afterwards!

Okay, so now I know a good topic to drag everyone in, sheesh.......... the G SPOT!!

If it's sex talk you want, well.......... I'm game.

You filthy little people.... sabbotaging my thread with this nonsense.  :angel:

Well, I never!!  (yeah, truthfully, I guess I have- quite a few times actually- but I can't share that here) And funny thing IS, it involves:

*The infamous G Spot
*Tequila
*Thigh Highs
*AND one of the stories involves a ride at the fair

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Okay, I'll see ya at your show Matt........... and I'll dress appropriately.  :dancin:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

 im a Blast From the Past  :wave:  LOL ............How did i end up here  :drool:

*scream* .... RUN people it's Lee formerly known as BeatlesTribute

omalord.... that IS a blast from the past, ain't it?



so... on the skirt theory..... I hate short skirts.... they make ME look short! and trust me..... I need all the HEIGHT I can get! I only wear 'em to the knee or just below... I have a few looooong ones too, but they're ugly!
The only people who can wear short skirts are girl who are at least 5'6" (at least... in my opinion) Unless of course you're short, but reeeeeeeeeally thin....

anyways..... done now. (just tryin to keep this thread movin!)

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I think we are just to busy doing other things or just getting to old to comment. yes were are the good old days when I had some of you debate me about my political stand I guess most of you finally agree with me or are just silent about what's goin on. We all know that the lies will surface and the truth will prevail. Thank God for the freedome we all got in this Nation. I love this Nation so let's unite as "WE THE PEOPLE" and protest for what we see is wrong with our Government. How is that for a come back  :oh yeah:

now why  I remember why I gave up on the Showcase!  :roll:  :argue:  :roll:

to what ?

Hmmm, I think I saw Charmin say something about tequilla waaayyyyyy back up there,,,,soooooo I'm here (LOL)
and Allstar,,,LOVED your comment about Melly's question on the G spot.....but could you be more specific??? (LOL)

Linda

Hmmmm,.,, just saw under my name it says  [glow=red]NOVICE poster[/glow]....guess that means I just gotta come here more