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Foxe
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:40 am |
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JAMKARAOKE @ Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:37 pm wrote: The thing that comes to mind when most men see a female belting out a FANTASTIC KARAOKE RENDITION of a song is ...... What does she look like naked?
I really don't doubt that for some reason
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dave-sinatra
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:57 am |
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Foxey you aren't getting of the hook that easy. You live in the midwest I could probably meet you somewhere with my car. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Foxe
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:11 am |
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now there's the dave I recall exchanging comments with in the past
heya hon ... in the car you say?? well as long as we go to karaoke first then I guess it wouldn't be considered a hijack on this thread right???
grrrrrrrrrrrrr back atcha
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dave-sinatra
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:50 am |
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Yeah only because it has been a good 9 hours since my last cold shower :)
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dave-sinatra
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:03 am |
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And that has me thinking. Exactly what is your idea of the "best scenario" as far as the first data is concerned. I said before that if I ever did another Internet date again I would expect the woman to have her clothes off and ready for action when we met. What do you think? Maybe a secluded corner of a library?
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Foxe
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:20 am |
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I think stick with the cold showers hon... they sound like they're working for ya
:whistle:
NEXT IDEA?
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dave-sinatra
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:25 am |
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I have no other ideas. I ain't relationship material :)
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Foxe
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:02 pm |
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that's good to know..
so thx anyways
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Crystal
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:55 pm |
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knightshow @ Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:22 pm wrote: he changed his name to Matt and moved to Portland, OR! LMAO
well.... in THAT case..... I'm movin to Oregon!!!
..... I wonder if I can find this Matt person you speak of..... OHHHH speaking of Oregon... I hear that big powerball winner is from Oregon.... maybe HE'S the Matt... this idea just keeps gettin better and better....
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knightshow
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:24 pm |
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heheheh yeah, there's QUITE the buzz about that sucker!
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Crystal
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:40 pm |
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it's YOU isn't it?
muahah... I KNEW it! :twisted:
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knightshow
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:32 pm |
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gawd, I WISH! !
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Tom Eaton
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:45 pm |
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One time (only one!) a woman sitting next to me at the bar started talking to me after I finished singing. She wasn't really flirting with me and we only talked for about ten or fifteen minutes before I had to leave. But hey, I've been married for 14 years so that still felt pretty good!
I had been singing that famous love ballad "Paint It Black."
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Elisha
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:55 pm |
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It's fairly easy to tell when a guy walks in trying to pick up women at my show. But the best ones aren't actually trying to pick women up. They seem to be the ones that get hit on the most. Just the genuine, there to have fun kind of people.
I met one of those guys once... and now I live with him! (He's a KJ too)
Elisha
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karyoker
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:57 pm |
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Most birds sing their certain songs to attract mates, others such as the red winged black bird wear colors to attract mates of their species. Some species have a very orchestrated mating dance..One type sticks his head in the sand. Geese and others migrate halfway around the world to the mating areas...
That halfway covers the birds I havnt figured out the bees yet..... They do buzz around pretty flowers a lot....
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tootles
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:12 am |
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Ohhh I like a man with a good voice *swoon*
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jdmeister
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:30 pm |
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Being very married, I blank out when that happens.. I get al confused and stumble about.. (Aboot when in Canada) LMAO
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:20 am |
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Quote: If they are short with sparkling eyes & with big butt and heart they don't have to sing good or even dance good, when I'm trying to attract them I sing like a canary. I tried that and it doesn't work. In fact, my voice just makes them schizy. A box of milkbones and a pig ear works for both Basset Hounds, and Pugs. Bulldogs I have little experience with. Quote: One type sticks his head in the sand. Geese and others migrate halfway around the world
I've noticed. The EPA banned me from singing finally. Alot of species were disappearing from around where I live. Quote: I had been singing that famous love ballad "Paint It Black." I get the most audience participation when I sing that romantic Dennis Leary ballad "I'm an @$$hole". The audience always helps me out with the chorus when I start forgetting the lyrics. This really attractive girl came up to me once, and mentioned how nicely that song suited me. Needless to say the flattery set the stage for quite a romantic evening to come...(Even though I was alone). Quote: instead of singing for a woman, I offer to draw her a nice hot bath and rub her down all over with hot oil. Then bring her a drink laced with valiums.
Make certain you present this immediately upon meeting her ! It's a great introductory line that really impacts women romantically. They like this ! OK, Now I understand the topic of this thread. It's a competition for shortest interval of time between "Getting hit on, and served the restraining order". Quote: It would be better if I could invite one of the ladies here to go out the parking lot so we could make out in my car. Oh well, the Internet isn't all it's cracked up to be
Of course it is. With a decent wireless router, and a Notebook computer you can "make out" in the parking lot ! It can be annoying however when you're cuddling afterwards, and drifting off and suddenly your lover yells "Good Bye". So always turn the speakers down afterwards. I suppose it's possible if you're into alot of preparation for the date, to use an extension cord so the battery doesn't rundown knocking you offline in the middle of the night. Thing is, that's way too much preparation if you just want a quickie. Save the romantic setting for the "real" one you fall for in the "America Online Special Interest Member formed" rooms.
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eben
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:09 am |
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Ok, one more story about this. A friend told me this story and I thought it was funny. My friend sings at several different places around here. One of the places is geared towards more of an older crowd, as in senior citizens. He is a really a good singer and he knows how to work the crowd. He usually sings a lot of Motown songs with dance beat so most of the time people get up and dance with him singing.
A few weeks ago, he went there and got the crowd in to a frenzy it seems. After the song, two old ladies came up to him and cornered him trying to convince him to go home with them. This was told by him so I can't verify his story but I can just see the poor guy trying to get out of the situation. I thought it was funny, he didn't. :D
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Charmin_Gibson
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:20 am |
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SwingcatKurt @ Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:13 pm wrote: TRUE TO LIFE STORY!! This happend to me 2 weeks ago when I was doing my show. A PLAYBOY model came in for karaoke party with some friends.(and yes I went and verified her photos on the internet and at her model agency website-and she gave me a couple of her autographed trading cards to boot). Anyway--first she opens up her shirt to show off to everyone. Im thinking...VERY NICE! Then later she and a GF were dancing then they come and make a dance sandwich out of me! Again Im thinking...NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!. So they finished dancing and she comes around in front of me and RIPS MY SHIRT OPEN(the yellow shirt on my pic in the KS photo gallery) and ripped 2 buttons off it! So now she has my shirt open--then she blows a big RASPBERRY on my BELLY BUTTON(just like you do to a little kid to make them laugh)! Im thinking JEEZ............But shes not done! Then she unbuckles my belt! And start unzipping my pants!! At this point I said OOOOOOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKK thats enough..........so I got her to stop that and I buckled back up! But she STILL WASNT DONE.......she gives me a little peck on the cheek and then NIPS ME ON MY EARLOBE with her TEETH! Then she smiled an sauntered back to her seat!
This IS HONEST TO GOD TRUTH! I MEAN WHO COULD MAKE THIS UP??? LOL
Sooooooo................................... [shadow=red]Kurt[/shadow]............................... this "halloween party" you invited me to saturday:
Does that mean that it's "no holds barred"........ no "karaoke rules"?? No "kicking me out" if I get out of control?
Kewl- I just might be there then. :wink:
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