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I really don't doubt that for some reason

Foxey you aren't getting of the hook that easy.  You live in the midwest I could probably meet you somewhere with my car.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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now there's the dave I recall exchanging comments with in the past

heya hon ... in the car you say?? well as long as we go to karaoke first then I guess it wouldn't be considered a hijack on this thread right???

grrrrrrrrrrrrr back atcha

Yeah only because it has been a good 9 hours since my last cold shower :)

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And that has me thinking.  Exactly what is your idea of the "best scenario" as far as the first data is concerned.  I said before that if I ever did another Internet date again I would expect the woman to have her clothes off and ready for action when we met.  What do you think?  Maybe a secluded corner of a library?

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I think stick with the cold showers hon... they sound like they're working for ya

 :whistle:

NEXT IDEA?

I have no other ideas.  I ain't relationship material :)

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I only date Karaoke singers.

that's good to know..

so thx anyways

well.... in THAT case..... I'm movin to Oregon!!!

..... I wonder if I can find this Matt person you speak of..... OHHHH speaking of Oregon... I hear that big powerball winner is from Oregon.... maybe HE'S the Matt... this idea just keeps gettin better and better....

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heheheh yeah, there's QUITE the buzz about that sucker!

it's YOU isn't it?


muahah... I KNEW it!  :twisted:

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gawd, I WISH! !

One time (only one!) a woman sitting next to me at the bar started talking to me after I finished singing.  She wasn't really flirting with me and we only talked for about ten or fifteen minutes before I had to leave.  But hey, I've been married for 14 years so that still felt pretty good!

I had been singing that famous love ballad "Paint It Black."

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It's fairly easy to tell when a guy walks in trying to pick up women at my show.  But the best ones aren't actually trying to pick women up.  They seem to be the ones that get hit on the most.  Just the genuine, there to have fun kind of people.

I met one of those guys once... and now I live with him! (He's a KJ too)

Elisha

Most birds sing their certain songs to attract mates, others such as the red winged black bird wear colors to attract mates of their species.  Some species have a very orchestrated mating dance..One type sticks his head in the sand. Geese and others migrate halfway around the world to the mating areas...

 That halfway covers the birds I havnt figured out the bees yet..... They do buzz around pretty flowers a lot....

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Ohhh I like a man with a good voice *swoon*

Being very married, I blank out when that happens.. I get al confused and stumble about.. (Aboot when in Canada)  LMAO

I tried that and it doesn't work. In fact, my voice just makes them schizy. A box of milkbones and a pig ear works for both Basset Hounds, and Pugs. Bulldogs I have little experience with.





I've noticed.  The EPA banned me from singing finally.  Alot of species were disappearing from around where I live.



I get the most audience participation when I sing that romantic Dennis Leary ballad "I'm an @$$hole". The audience always helps me out with the chorus when I start forgetting the lyrics. This really attractive girl came up to me once, and mentioned how nicely that song suited me.  Needless to say the flattery set the stage for quite a romantic evening to come...(Even though I was alone).



Make certain you present this immediately upon meeting her !  It's a great introductory line that really impacts women romantically. They like this !

OK,   Now I understand the topic of this thread.  It's a competition for shortest interval of time between "Getting hit on, and served the restraining order".



Of course it is.  With a decent wireless router, and a Notebook computer you can "make out" in the parking lot !  It can be annoying however when you're cuddling afterwards, and drifting off and suddenly your lover yells "Good Bye". So always turn the speakers down afterwards.  I suppose it's possible if you're into alot of preparation for the date, to use an extension cord so the battery doesn't rundown knocking you offline in the middle of the night.  Thing is,  that's way too much preparation if you just want a quickie. Save the romantic setting for the "real" one you fall for in the "America Online Special Interest Member formed" rooms.

Ok, one more story about this. A friend told me this story and I thought it was funny.  My friend sings at several different places around here. One of the places is geared towards more of an older crowd, as in senior citizens. He is a really a good singer and he knows how to work the crowd. He usually sings a lot of Motown songs with dance beat so most of the time people get up and dance with him singing.

A few weeks ago, he went there and got the crowd in to a frenzy it seems. After the song, two old ladies came up to him and cornered him trying to convince him to go home with them. This was told by him so I can't verify his story but I can just see the poor guy trying to get out of the situation. I thought it was funny, he didn't.  :D

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Sooooooo................................... [shadow=red]Kurt[/shadow]............................... this "halloween party" you invited me to saturday:

Does that mean that it's "no holds barred"........ no "karaoke rules"?? No "kicking me out" if I get out of control?  

Kewl- I just might be there then.  :wink:

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