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Okay where can I find CDG containing music & lyrics for "My God How the Money Rolls In."  (to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)?

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I only date Karaoke singers.

I tried to look up this song, and considering that my internet filter would not let me view a single page with the lyrics on it, categorizing them as "sex, distasteful," I would doubt you are going to find a karaoke disc with this song on it. Unless a "distasteful" song is VERY mainstream (i.e. Piece of Sh*t Car, Adam Sandler), karaoke companies stay away from them like th plague (mind you, I never did get to see the lyrics because I'm too lazy to turn off the filter, but I tried 5 differant websites and got the same answer!!)

You may as well have asked us to find the karaoke version of "Linda Lovelace" by David Allan Coe!!

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Why not get a CDG with "My Bonnie..." on it, print out the lyrics to your song, and sing it off of your lyric sheet. I'm sure "My Bonnie" can be found on a very inexpensive children's disc....

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C Mc
KJ, FL

Found these lyrics.  Pretty tame compared to much other that is out there.  Agree that you could just maybe sing along to the My Bonnie and unplug the video line if it's a distraction.

My God, How the Money Rolls In!
Music: "My Bonnie"

My father makes book on the corner.
My mother makes second-hand gin.
My sister makes love for a dollar.
My God, how the money rolls in!

CHORUS: Rolls in, rolls in,
My God, how the money rolls in, rolls in.
Rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.

My grandma makes pink prophylactics.
She punches the end with a pin.
My grandpa gets rich from abortions.
My God, how the money rolls in. CHORUS

My brother's a poor missionary.
He saves gorgeous women from sin.
He'll save you a blonde for five dollars.
My God, how the money rolls in. CHORUS

My mother asks home politicians
To play in a night full of sin.
My father pops in with a camera.
My God, how the money rolls in. CHORUS

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Sounds Great! Entertainment
Bartlett, Illinois

Yes those are fairly tame lyrics :)

Well, just so other KJ's don't give up the search, I'll just say it would be more fun if the crowd got involved in a sing along.  At minimum, I was thinking of getting four people singing it, alternating the verses and having the crowd sing along on the chorus.  If it went well, I'd get my KJ playing the piano, and I'd encourage people to make up their own verses :)

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Here is one I made up:

My lawyer said that I need to pay him
A quick personal injury
He said to get hit by a Hummer
Boy that Hummer sure wasn't a bee

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