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Damn, Deb! How do you keep up with all your stalkers?  :shock:

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Crystal,
 I am a stalker.  I'm also a cradle robber :)  Just kidding.  So how is the Karaoke in Canada?  Lot's of fishing and drinking songs, I'll bet...

Nice to meet you.  And by the way, you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'

:-David

Waddaya mean FISHIN' and DRINKIN' songs...EH!   You yanks just think all Canucks sit around in our lumberjack shirts and toques suckin' on a Molson's and eat back bacon sandwiches...ya hoser!

We sing abut HOCKEY and drinkin' in our lumberjack shirts and toques...It's Newfies that sing about fishin' n' drinkin' in der boots and nor'easters  :withstupid:

Beer is the national drink of Canada  :beermates: and Screech  :drinklaugh: is for Newfoundland

Learn about your neighbours...you sound like that guy in the other forum who didn't know where Wisconson was...those guys are almost like us but they drink lighter beer...

PS...the words are "about" not "aboot" and "roof" not "Ruff"!

(all in fun )

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Terryoke
Krazy Kanuck Karaokeist

Karaoke is the only social disease that you can get in public and not get arrested.

I'd like to make a formal declaration of NOT BEING a Deb Stalker and that my most recent submission was NOT DEDICATED to her. However both Syber and I will have to plead the 5th on our close unique relationship with the Gilly. It would be more a situation of mutual stalking. Now there is a first.

It is unfortunate that some women seem to have a tendency to accumulate unwanted admirers and then after a brief romance and bitter breakup, the cycle begins. I have a personal theory that there is definite a complex psychological series of events and having started as psyche major and would be shrink, there are some truly effective methods of discouraging male stalkers.

1) become gay and start a sexual relationship with the stalker's wife or girlfriend (this does not always work with normal kinky relationships, but it effective against the typical stalker.)
2) Before you block or otherwise cut off a relationship on or offline, send a clear message that you wish to cut communications, you are not interested, rather than taking the much more "beginning stalking motivator" or either avoiding a confrontation. Usually, avoiding a confrontatiion or clear cut - or not stating "I don't want any type of relationship with you", starts a stalk, even if there wasn't one to begin with.
3) Recognize potential disasters and don't sleep with them.  Try to get to know someone pretty well before you get intimate. Many guys will read "sex" as "love" and feel (I can't imagine why - when you have hard core sex with them) you actually care about them.
4) Know yourself. If you have had a very dominant Father or strong male type and you seek a male with similiar qualities, do not be surprised  if that person is abusive or doesn't respond to a break-up very well.
5) Gain 150 lbs.
6) dress like Blondie in her early days.
7) If you are large breasted don't make a point of showing major cleavage and crusing karaoke bars.

Tips for guys from being entrapped by Stalker creator females

1) If you cross paths with a female who is always having 'stalker guys" after her be warned. Such females will form friendly liasons and then suddenly cut you off without warning.
2) If you have sent more than two emails to a female with no answer - stop. Otherwise you will fall into the classic stalker entrapment sequence.
3) While some females have genuine problems with real stalkers, many get off on it and have a long list of "stalkers." I knew one woman who was dazed after she went through the classic love-hate thing - and I refused to take the bait, later became friends and told me of 3 men who had killed themselves over her. This illicits the quetions of who is the stalker and who is the stalkee.
4) To avoid such misunderstandings it is often effective to allow females to have to be more aggresive and literallly jump your bones, before investing emotionally in them.
5) realize that some women assume all men are potentiial stalkers.
6) Understand that females possess an invisible switch which unlike most males can be flipped in an instant and once it is, the word OVER should be clearly understood. At this point there is no hope even for friendship. What was cute to her before will be disgusting.
7) However hurt your feelings are never threaten a female, and beyond that never hit one. I knew a woman who several times physically attacked me trying to start up a wild battle which would be consumated by a journey to the bedroom. I think the term is "Angry Love." as in War of Roses. But more like likely the police will be called, you will end up in jail and suddenly a criminal.

Finally in summary.

Realize that both Stalker and Stalkee often engage in incredibly manipulative behavior and often are completely unaware. Becareful who you play with. The cutest and nicest people can be stalkers. I have been stalked by more than a dozen women (the price of being a musician - not good looking) and had women slit their wrists in courtyards, jump off bridges, and get into slug fests and rolling battles.

Good luck girls. Just remember, there are just as many female stalkers as male and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, which can put the best male stalker to shame. I would add, hell hath no greater fury than an older woman scorned for a younger or dumber one.

Welcome to the jungle.

jvj

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LMFAO @ "hoser" HAHAHA!!! It's been a LONG time since I heard that word! Has anyone seen those Dukes of Hazzard commercials on CMT Canada.... ohhh those cracked me up!

oh and just to clarify.... if we're NOT suckin' on a Molson's, chances are we're chuggin back the Timmies cuz we're all excited to rrrroll up the rrrrim! Not to mention chewin like a goat on our Big Chief beef jerky!

oh and the letter "Z" ...... it's ZED, DAMMIT! ya know... like the Zellers cards... who the hell says "Club Zee card"?

not ONLY am I canadian..... but my PARENTS are newfies! ! and yes.... I know more than one fishin' song that's for sure

....mmmm I'm SO cravin a scoff o' cod now, moi son! wit a little brewis... OH!  an' scrunchins... ok... not the brewis... das gross!

ohhh man!  thanks for that post, Terryoke! You've got me rollin with laughter over here!

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But I love my igloo and I've got the best dogsled team around.

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You can be strange but not a stranger

Hey!!!

Me!! me!!!

Timberlea.... hey, where IS your igloo? I am in NS for a loooooonnnngggg time...  I gotta hook up my dogsled and go to "the city".

Loofa and the Seb call Gilly (heavy breathing)

buncha explicit stuff

(pant pant)
(ooooooh baby yea....)

more breathing.

Gilly 'member the song When Girl Meets Girl - well I changed the key on it and you and Seb can do it as a duo.. Seby tried out her part today and it will sound VERY cool. Seb will be on line later.

remember that's 900-THE-LOOF - $5/minute
or the ALTERNATE LINE
                        900-SEB-CHIK

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie

hahaha I had a stalker once I call her the wife now hahahaha I guess David didn't like being called a stalker Crystal I'm just smiling cause you could of said other things  your to kind to people crystal, hey I never knew you were in Canada I really need to get out and read this stuff more


Paul

Ha ha and is :

An essay on stalkers
Issues surrounding stalkers can never be over analysed. In depth analysis of stalkers can be an enriching experience. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is estimated that that stalkers is thought about eight times every day by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A society without stalkers is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Recent thought on stalkers has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, stalkers will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Greek-Roman model. Taking special care to highlight the role of stalkers within the vast framework which this provides. Housing
Prices

 stalkers


What a splendid graph. Of course housing prices will continue to follow stalkers for the foreseeable future. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of one of the great political analysts Achilles B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to stalkers this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about stalkers and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Since the Renaissance stalkers has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

To reiterate, stalkers deserves all of the attention it gets. It establishes order, provides financial security and never hides.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Macaulay Hanks: 'You win some, you loose some, but stalkers wins most often.' [3]



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Wow - you have out rambled me on this one. I had returned to remove most of my post in that it seemed too "heavy" for this light thread.  I have known women who have traveled from east coast to west to get away from a "stalker."

Unfortunately, there are black widows. And I knew a hooker once who preyed on rich men. Well, I mean (and I know this is a mixed forum, children present, but geez look at cable TV and cartoons which are beyond the ghetto in filth and grossness.)  She had the same line. I dont' want to be a bad girl anymore. I grew up at a young age with a too friendly uncle and other members of the family. The definition of an "untouched" girl in West Virginia is one who can run faster than her uncle. Anyway, she was the lover of the century, and once she had the close encounter of the 4th kind, then men were hooked (no pun intended).

We had one in California (22 or so years old) who hooked up with an older man (this older thing is very relative. I look in my mirror an cringe and call my plastic surgeon and youth provider and say... but I want to look 18 okay) anyway, back to the girl (woman). The guy had a Mercedes, a chunk of cash, and he HONESTLY believed this girl found him to be a hottie (well some women are affected that way by money and power, but it usually turns bad - to continue with the story) anyway.
He wound up up dead with her cruising towards Vegas in his Bimmer. A wad of hundreds in his glove compartment and a smile on her face.

So, yes, sex is power. And even good looks on the network is power as well. Take my neice (well don't as Groucho would say - or a comedian). She is a beauty queen, has won contests, and as she enters her teens, she will begin to feel the full effect of the power of her looks. And like at a book signing - some of us who write books - as a young author would be once- I thought of lines of fans, the cutest hottest fans, in their tank tops and shorts, the things adolescent dreams are made of, lined up to street. And there were a few, but reality does creep in. (Prepare yourself for a painful rant - it's Sunday, and my fingers are fresh) So does it in the Stalker land.

You see as a good looking male or female, one always hopes to attract their equal or better. And then there is this complex thing called love as well as devotion, character, and nice versus evil and slayers of both sexes. You do not always attract what you would like, and early on, in college, I ran into the phenomena of the "okay looking female" with the voracious appetite for well... we are still in childland here.. stuff other than big macs and fries.

What a social life they had. How popular they were. And the even more tempting "fox types" who were near lethal, were like tigers to some nerd looking guy who despite his challenged appearance, had no lack of imagination and true conviction that he could indeed have deep late night talks with such ultra vixens.

And SOMETIMES - the woman was not quick enough to know that underneath that nerd exterior was a scarier interior. And EVEN WORSE, sometimes beneath a KILLER LOOKER (no pun intended) was a desperately twisted truly messed up person on whatever recreational medication they chose, and they lit their candle in the wrong window.

So, like in STAR whatever, sometimes it is a necessary evil for that which is stalked by nature of the male population to get married and find it discourages at least a small part of the male population.. not all. There are the shameless marrieds who have NO sense of fidelity and of such discretions are brutal murders spawned. Granted, sometimes, it may go on for awhile, and then suddenly we get the "I don't love you anymore shift and I love... um Him or Her.. or he who supposed to love her now loves him. There is an eye opener."

So, a large segment of the stalker world is composed of ex-s. My family in terms of aunts and uncles and grandparents married for life.  50-70 years. My grand dad didn't have to get a call ... a call no less.. and let's not get too specific .. from someone saying - I don't want to be married to you anymore.

Just like the kidnappings - oh my - oh my - on the milk carton little Joe has been kidnapped. Who is he with? His dad, or mom. Oh, they didnt' have custody. Why?
Geeez was it crack or drugs or simply a person who should not have a child.

But I digress.

Yes, there are the drooling disgusting and random guys who track you down (as in my song) But in reality, it is usually in reality we live in a society where sex is too many is not with someone you love or even know that well. Drunk little woman in the local bar wakes up with King Kong in one of many ways, and he looks at her with big brown eyes and says "you ain't seen nothing yet."

And then we have the Gothy Stalkys - those those truly tortured and misunderstoods who simply are not lucky enough to find the lover of their dreams and keep them.  

So Badsinger, not quite sure what to think of your post. I think it is satire. I do love to analyze.  I know people who are dead because of "stalkers." My aunt was tied up in a chair, raped, and then tortured to death by a man who is now serving life in prison.

So when you are "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" play nice. It can be far more serious and dangerous than you can imagine. Married does help. In fact, having a real man (oh the reek of testorerone) will keep many the wolves away.

jvj

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There are no accidents in a perfect world   - Blondie

Top Ten Signs You're Being Stalked


10. Your mailman, meter reader and gardener are all the same guy

9. You're about to buy a bus ticket and the stranger behind you says, "Aw, can't we go by plane?"

8. You're pretty sure you're not the one who taught your parrot the heavy breathing

7. Twinkie wrappers are all over your driveway in the morning

6. Every night at 11 o'clock, a voice from the linen closet shouts, "Turn on the Seinfeld rerun!"

5. When you bring in your morning paper, the crossword puzzle's already done

4. Four or five times a day, your secretary says, "Stalker -- line one!"

3. When you do "this is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people," you count 16 fingers

2. The only way you can lose this guy is to go to a Mets game

1. After you take off your pants, there's still someone else wearing them

Over the past 30+ years I've had perhaps two stalkers.  I always ended up blowing it though  :bigcry: I never realized what I had until it was too late !

Had I purchased curtains, and made myself less available, had I not sat by the phone lonely nights looking forward to the hangup call, had I not started calling them all hours of the night, and following them around, these girls might still be around. It's my own fault, in making myself available to them, I unintentionally alienated them  :( .  I really was the perfect victim.  I left flowers outside with notes. I put signs on the door if I went to bed early, telling them the doors open, they were welcome to join me in bed.  I even delivered my garbage to their front doors, to try to save them the effort of rummaging thru my dirty dumpster.

Recently I've placed ads in personal sections, posted signs on bulletin boards offering reasonable pay. I feel so unwanted. I suppose some of us just aren't the type that the opposite sex enjoy's stalking

I miss the companionship

Ok that's it I'm going to write a long essay on stalking now....................... ok I'm done haha

Hei guys I did not even read all those lines in that essay; its auto- generated and I find it funny enough to post here.
And here is the link

http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/

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An essay on A Bad Singer


Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of A Bad Singer. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of A Bad Singer with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of A Bad Singer. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of A Bad Singer.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on A Bad Singer. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of A Bad Singer within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to A Bad Singer, again and again.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Average
Wage

A Bad Singer


The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. My personal view is that the average wage plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing pre and post war views of A Bad Singer.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Augstin Rock 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to A Bad Singer. It speaks volumes. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was A Bad Singer.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for A Bad Singer?
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well,  A Bad Singer deserves all of the attention it gets. It enriches, applauds greatness and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Stevie Zeta-Jones 'Bad Singer is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

Stevie, See you got it. Want me to generate one on Stevie Kapan? I did but wasn't fun to read

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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott