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TEST FOR DEMENTIA


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?

GO!!! (Scroll down)

 

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?


Did you get 5000?

Answer: 4100.    Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
 

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again


Okay, now the bonus round: time to show your real stuff!
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Bonus Question: Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?





Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

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 Crystal -- I luv ya but remind me to not talk to you until AFTER I've gotten more sleep!!!!!!


UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

okay, I'm officially bonkers now after that crap! !

Ya got me on the math question, Crystal.  





I actually answered the others well .....



I think.





I can't remember ...





wait ...







what is this thread about??

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[shadow=tomato]If you want your significant other to pay attention to EVERY word you say::
  TALK IN YOUR SLEEP   [/shadow]  

Hmm.... you first realized that now Matt?

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[shadow=tomato]If you want your significant other to pay attention to EVERY word you say::
  TALK IN YOUR SLEEP   [/shadow]  

Now I know why when buzzing thru Denver at 70 per and the sign says Next Exit 8th Ave,  I always wind up on 6th....Or I 70 West..... It dont take much for confusion here...

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Awwww... Matt... ya know I luv ya right?  :handshake:

I was just teasin... and I'm glad that you are SUPER

That's where i learned to drive and now know THAT is the reason i didn't NEED to take the test....i am ALREADY there!!  LMAO

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!!! well the only question I got right was the first one...  :dancin:

the math question was fricken WIERD!!!  :O

and Matt... yes, you are bonkers... and that's why we LUV YA TO BITS!!  :hug:

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[font=Cursive]Boo hoo hoo!!!! I am such a blonde!!! I didn't get any right except for bonus question with the blind man ... DUH!!! [/font]



[font=Cursive]I really have to go get another box for my hair now!!!! [/font]

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but but but but but but but but but

Oh, I guess you guys are right!

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