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Gilly, Everyday you have one additional stalker related banner.

Everyday I have one additional stalker.


Keep writing me, and I may have to add another;)




(just joking, i may have a special banner for ya:)

I know one non urban legend of singing. If you drink pop your going to have a harder time trying to get notes. Its because the sugar gums everything up.

But on another note, did you know eating a banana before you go on stage will settle your stomach so you don't hurl  :yum:  :drool:

What can i say, i am full of usefull-less knowledge today

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Ardis

Ok, I'm late getting to this post...what can I say, I'm a slow reader....but I would like to talk about an urban legend that was purported (is that even a word?) by THIS SITE!!

I was told a long time ago that I could sing higher notes by wearing tight leather biker pants.  Well I wore those pants...and it didn't work...so I was told to buy smaller pants....and they still didn't work.  So I tied chains around my crotch to make the pants tighter, and aside from a slightly higher registered scream of pain, my top note remained as is.  I then could not return my leather pants, because it turns out they are a "no refund" item.  So the next idea from this lovely site was to let my brother kick me in the nads, while I was wearing my chained, child size leather pants....no dice.

Now, if I never can have children, I blame SS and it's members.  THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH....

BTW, my top note still has not changed!!  Damn you!!

Much love to all,
Jason

!!!!! Did ya try clippin a few clothespins??  LMAO

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ahhhhhh..... such wonderful comic relief!!

Thanks, Jason  :hug:  :hug:

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JKolman, just think of it this way, look how much money you save and all that freedon you will have without having kids. .

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I found the "no dice" particularly amusing, myself.  I say that quite a bit  :swg:

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jason could have saved you a bloody fortune had ya spoke to me first....i reccomend stubbing ya toe, and then editing out the F words...you get that top note....go on put it to the test olol


broken toes will take the pain away from ya damaged nads

Missy!!  I genuinly laughed out loud there, a good full laugh...that felt good!!  Thanx babe!!

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Simon: Alright, so we're missing the echo! Robert, I can honestly say you're the worst singer I've ever heard in my life!"

Robert: Thank you!

From X Factor.

And, if you take a couple of Lomatil before you go on stage, you won't have a freak attack of stage-fright 'runs' to the bathroom  :shock:  :shock:

(trust me.. i know)

Jason... you forgot to hang yourself upside down at the same time...

silly guy geez... can't you follow instructions??

Besides, you don't have to return the kid-sized leather pants... you can use them in your pirate act... Arrrr!!!

If I'd a seen you in tight (very tight !) leather pants, I wouldn't give a flying F**k if you could hit the high notes  :yum:

Di (very naughty Di)

Di....I'm surpised at you!!  Naughty evil little girl!!!  You get a high five for that!!

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Simon: Alright, so we're missing the echo! Robert, I can honestly say you're the worst singer I've ever heard in my life!"

Robert: Thank you!

From X Factor.

This is an amazing story !   They wouldn't take back the defective pants ?

Nope, and the guy at the store had a hook for a hand!

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Simon: Alright, so we're missing the echo! Robert, I can honestly say you're the worst singer I've ever heard in my life!"

Robert: Thank you!

From X Factor.

The water does soothe your throat, however....that's usually what most people mean.

Recently I heard some people claim that smoking improved their singing, but they were just trying to defend their filthy habit  LOL

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Smoking certainly won't improve a person's singing.. but it WILL give some 'rasp' to a voice, which of course is actually caused by damage to the vocal chords. I've been tempted to try that route, but I've always resisted. Of course eventually, heavy smoking and other abusive habits to one's body, will result in permanent severe damage to the vocal chords and other various body parts.