My squirrels never want to play with me. Hmm, maybe I should shower less?
An old b/f of mine told me a story once about a "visit" from a squirrel. He told me he had gotten off the school bus right in front of his house. This squirrel came tearing at him from a tree, ran right up his pant leg and attached itself to a certain appendage. Now that's what I call an "attack".