My squirrels never want to play with me.  Hmm, maybe I should shower less? 
An old b/f of mine told me a story once about a "visit" from a squirrel.  He told me he had gotten off the school bus right in front of his house.  This squirrel came tearing at him from a tree, ran right up his pant leg and attached itself to a certain appendage.  Now that's what I call an "attack".   
