[quote="chrisavis"]A few of a DJ's favorite things....
many of which apply to karaoke as well!3. I don’t know who sings it, I don’t know the name of the song
But it goes something like this……
“I can hear you; please do not sing so close to my ear.”
4. (You have to let me sing next) Everyone wants to hear me sing.
“shall I announce over the pa you’re next because 'everyone want to hear you sing'?”
5. Everyone will dance if you let me sing next.
“And the song you want to sing is what? Sinatra’s My Way?"
10. We’re leaving soon; can I sing now?
“NO! Are you still here? You should leave now, you don’t want to be late”