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I can't believe it! And I thought you were serious Keith. Oh well!    LOL

Oh what the heck, you need at least one flower today!  :yes:

Melinda, I am serious!

Charm is givin me chit...she don't trust me-keeps bringing up other gals here I flirt with.

I got this heart o gold that I keep trying to give away but my choices jump off the pedistals...so I guess I'll keep collecting thongs till the right one comes along.

Maybe I sould concentrate on just you, but you are too danged good lookin. Too much is ok when talking horsepower, but too much when it comes to good lookin women is a disaster waiting to happen.

I'll post my mailing addy anyway....9900 hwy 71N, Dry Prong, Louisiana, 71423....send thongs and tops....I'll return the favor......I need to complete decorating my ceiling above the dancepole and need additional thongs and oversized bras....any color/style will do!

You just blew it, nevermind the address.

And here I was really starting to take you seriously.

I'm so ashamed. I really should have known better.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

CHARM!.......I like it when girls don't know better!

Look at it this way: In 20 years would you rather regret what you did, or what you didn't do?

The goal is to die with few regrets and lots of memories. This ain't no dress rehersal. We get just one lap in the Human Race. Run it wide open, baby.

So..... perhaps, I should just sneak into Louisiana while you're off carousing, steal one of them bikes, head back to Oregon, and make you chase me down?

Would that be thrill enough for ya?

(and no...I don't want the one with the panties slung on it, so you take to driving that bike and leave the other one sitting at home with a full gas tank)

(oh yeah, and leave your credit card in the saddle bag too)



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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Valentine's Day =

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That'd make for a good song Charmin!  You could rewrite the lyrics to Leavin' Louisiana (In The Broad Daylight)  LOL

Crystal, ssshhhh....

All of us gals feel that way, but don't let the guys figure it out. I mean, if we can get a free gift or two out of it? Hell, I'm gonna soak it up.



Okay, so that's all bullchit. Actually, to be honest, I'm not much of a "materially romantic" person. I don't need stuff to make me happy..... it's just that getting it, well, it assures you that he "didn't forget you". That's all.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Haha, okay.... I'm googling the lyrics now, cause I don't recall them word for word.

I'ma gonna sing Keith a song:) Lmao


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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Charm, you got the idea!

Piss me off, make me chase you down!

Tease me, make me crazy about you. Yeah, sneak down here and steal one of my bikes and you will steal my heart.

Sounds like Crystal is disappointed this VDay....Poor baby.

I wish I could make it better. She is SO sweet. Gals like her diserve to be swept off their feet and made dizzy with romance and devotion.....vday is the day guys are supposed to repromise "forever", huh?...and their actions should demonstrate that promise, huh?

Keith, I had you figured right. You don't want anyone permanently, you just enjoy the chase.... when you catch them, you're done. But, okay, sure, a cross country trip on a Harley might be fun. (though, like I said, I've only drove bikes off road, I'll have to learn as I go... but the wide open freeways should be a good place to learn, right?)

Man, talk about googling lyrics, I forgot about all those old Oak Ridge Boys songs. I read the lyrics to *I Guess it Never Hurts to Hurt Sometimes*.... those lyrics are WAY too sad.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Emmylou did a version but shoot, the only karaoke version is Oak Ridge Boys.

Ummm....... I'll take it:)

I'll just use my deep, manly voice to sing that one.  LMAO

(holy heck, long ago and far away I DID sing Elvira in the showcase... what a dork I am)

btw, I'm done in this thread.... I feel like I'm being rude towards Tom, who started this thread with good intentions, most likely never thinking we'd come along and trash it. I said my Happy vd, now we need to play elsewhere.... Jian may even lock it up tight if we don't

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Good point -- sorry Tom!

Trust me, Tom ain't offended.

He tossed this out here hoping we would reveal our hearts.

I showed you mine.

It's not a black heart....It's only shadowed.

Like yours, Charmin.

Hello "All",    Hey no problem,    "When you open a door, and leave it that way" You're asking for what ever or who ever walks in. Besides, Keith's right, no  offence here. Enjoyed the chit-chat, OH Keith, by the way, would it not of been better to leave the panties, and KEEP the Girl  :drool: ??? .Your Friend....Tom

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Tom my friend, trust me on this.....

It's much better when all they leave is their panties and not the soap required to wash them.

I am a simple Man blessed with a simple life.....I prefer fond memories over bad experiences.

I only lie when they don't trust me. I only cheat when they suspect I cheat.....And in that way, they get what they want.

After all, doesn't every girl demand what she wants?

Here ya go Charm, you get a recent pic of me....I'm tinkering on the RKC

Your turn!